第三章 老子不是托

dabaohaosuoyoudemifan,lishanyongjialidebaowenxiangzhuangqilai,qizhediandongsanlunchejiuwangxianchenggan。tazhidaozheimegaojiaweidemifanzaizhenshangkongpabuhaomai,zhiyouquxianchengcaishichangcaixing!

daolecaishichang,zheishizhengshijiejinfandian,caishichangrenlairenwangxiandefeichangyongji。caishichangmenkouhaoyidiandeweizhizaojiubeirenzhanle,lishanzhihaoxuanlegelvexianpianpidedifang,pangbianhaiyougemaihefande。

basanlunchetingdaoneili,lishanxianshinachuzaojiuxiehaodepaizi“penxiangmifan,shiyuanyifen”,jiezheyoucongbaowenxiangliquchuliangdaimifanzuozhanshi。

kandaoxiezhe“shiyuanyifen”depaizi,pangbianmaihefandebaimaozhongniannanrenchadianxiaopenle:“xiaolaodi!nimeixiecuoba!mifanyifenmaishikuai?”

lishankanletayiyan,zheibaimaonanrenlianshangsuiranxiaozhe,danyanshenliquemanshijifeng。

“meicuo,jiushishikuaiyifen。”lishanbuxianbudandehuileyiju。

“zhenyouyisi!pomifanmaidebiwoyoufanyoucaidehefanhaigui!”baimaonanrenyaoyaotouturandahanqilai,“dahuodouguolaikankana,hefanbianyimaige!renjiaguangmifanyifenjiuyaoshikuai,wojiahefanyoufanyoucaizhimaibakuaige!”

yitingshuomifanmaishikuaiyifen,zhouweiderenmenfenfenchaozheilijulongguolai。

jianguolaiderenduole,baimaonanrenzhizhelishandetanzi:“kandaomei?renjiademifanshikuaiyifen,wojiadehefancaibakuaiqian,shibushitebiejingjishihui?”

wenyanweiguanderenfenfendiantouchengshi,youjigerenhaihanzherangtajizijilailiangfenhefan。

zheixiabaimaonanrengengdeyile:“suoyishuoyoudenianqingrenjiushitaigongli,xiangzhengqianjiudetatashishidelai,guanggaoxuetoushimeiyongde!”

tazheimeshuo,weiguanzhekanlishandeyanshendoubuyiyangle,haoxiangtashihaochilanzuobuxuewushudehunhunyiban!

lishanlenglengdikanzhebaimaonanren,zheijiahuomaizijidehefanjiuhaole,juranhaidasuannazijidangtiaobanlaicai!kanlaishehuishangguoranshenmerendouyou!

dangkandaobaimaonanrenyaojiyigedaiyanjingdenianqingnanrenshengfanshi,lishanturanxiaole,tanaqiyibaomifanzoudaoyanjingnanmianqian:“gemen,zheibaomifansuanwobaisongnide,nichangchangweidaozenmeyang。”

yanjingnanyileng:“rangwochimifan?meicai?”

lishanyaoyaotou:“buxuyaocai,nichangyikou,ruguojuedebuhaochituleyemeishi!”

jianlishandouzheiyangshuole,yanjingnanyezhihaodiandiantoudakaisuliaodai。

“haoxianga!”yanjingnanshenxiyikouqi,tayijingwendaomifandeqingxiangle。

zhouweiweiguanzheyewendaoxiangwei,fenfendiantou:“shia,shitingxiangde。”

“buguozheimifansuiranxiang,danshijiageshizaitaigaole!yaoshiwukuaiqianyifenyexuwohuimai。”yigeweiguandezhongniandashuyaoyaotoushuodao。

qitarenyeshisuishengfuhe,xianrantamenhaishiburenweiyifenmifannengzhishikuaiqian。

cishiyanjingnanyijingchileyikoumifan,rukoudechaneitadelianselikebianle,yonglijujiaojikou,tazhaixiayanjing,manlianjingqidikanzhelishan:“zhei……zheimifanzenmehepingshichidebuyiyang!”

lishanxiaole:“nizaiduochijikou。”

yanjingnanmeiyoushuohua,zaiciyongshoutuozhechileyikou。zheicitazaiyetingbuxialaile,zhijieyikoujieyikoudechilexiaqu,budaoyifenzhongzhengfenmifanjiubeitatongtongchiguang!

“shenme!”pangbiandebaimaonanrenshishengjiaodao。

zhouweideweiguanzheyeshimanliandebukesiyi:“tajingranquanchiguangle!”

“zenmekeneng!neimifanliyoumeiyoucai,tazenmekenengquanchile!”

“keshitaquequeshishibamifandouchiwanlea!”

“niangde,kandewoyexiangchile!”

yishijianweiguanzhemenyilunfenfen,youbushaorenhaibiaoshixiangchangyichanglishandemifan,pangbiandebaimaonanrenliandouheile。

zheishitayanzhuziguluyizhuan,turanzhizheyanjingnandahandao:“tuo!zheixiaozikendingshituo!”

yiting“tuo”zheigezi,yuanbenxiangyaomaiyifenchangchangdeweiguanzheshunjianbushuohuale,suoyourendoukanzheyanjingnanhelishan,yanshenlidaizhebiyi。

zuoweixiaofeizhe,tamenzuitaoyandejiushizheixiedangtuodele!

kandaoweiguanzhebazijidangchengletuo,yanjingnandangjilianjiuzhanghongle,taxianshiqifendidenglebaimaonanrenyiyan,jiezhezhongxindaishangyanjingzoudaoweiguanzhemianqian:“laozibushituo!zheibeizidoubuhuidangtuo!”

shuowan,tazhizhelishanbaowenxiangshangmiandelingwaiyifenmifanshuo:“zheifenmifanwomaile,suoyizhiyiwoshituoderenmeirenshanglaichangyikou,ruguochanglenimenhaishuowoshituoneiwojiuwuhuakeshuole!”

yanjingnancongdoulitaochushikuaiqianfangdaobaowenxiangshang,bingqieqinzibalingwaiyifenmifandakai,zijixianchangleyikouquerenweidao,zhihoucainadaoweiguanzhemianqianrangtamenpinchang。

zheifuzuopairangrentiaobuchumaobing,weiguanzhezhongzhiyitaderenfenfencoudaoqianmianchanglechangmifan。

zheiyichangkelebude,dangchangjiuyouhaojigerenliansedabian,xuanjihanzheyaomailishandemifan。qitarenyoubuxindeyecoushangquchangleyikou,zhihouyeshibianlelianse。

yiqunrennazheqianweizhelishanhetadediandongche,fangfoshengpamanyibujiuqiangbudao。erlishanzeshipieleyiyanmianrusihuidebaimaonanren,tagangcaijilishanheyanjingnankoumaozi,xianzaizhengmingyanjingnanbushituo,dahuoduitadeyinxiangziranhaobudaonaqu。

yushihu,lishanmangderehuochaotianshouqiandimifandeshihou,baimaonanrentuizhezijidexiaochehuiliuliudelikaile。

manghuolehaoyizhen,weiguanrenqunzhujiansanqu,erlishandeqianbaoyesaimanledadaxiaoxiaodepiaozi。tademifanyijingquanbumaiguangle!qichutahaiyirenmaijifen,kehoulaikandaomifanmingxiangongbuyingqiushi,tayouganmangdingxiaguiju,meigerenzuiduomailiangfen。

kejibianruci,haiyoubushaorenmeiyoumaidaomifanshiwanglikai。buguolishanpaizhexiongfubiaoshizijimingtianhaihuilaihou,zheibangrencaixinmanyizudelikai,bingqiefanfudingzhulishanmingtianyaozaodianlai。

jiuzheiyang,lishanzhengdaolerenshengzhongdiyitongjin!