“dayashishei？zazheimedaomei！”yexiaowenbianpaobianwen。
“xiouna！”xiaojiuliangtiaoxiaoduantuixiangcaizhefenghuolun。
shuohuajian，huoxiaohuzhuileshanglai，shenshouqujiuxiaojiudehoujingyiling，sheizhixiaojiuxiaonaodaiyisuo，huoxiaohuzhualegekong。
xiaowenxiaowulianmanglanzaixiaojiumianqian，“huoxiaohu，niyaoganma？！”
“aiyo！lebude！xiaopeiqianhuorujinyoubangshoule！”huoxiaohujianxixidipaibazhang。
yexiaowenqidedajiao：“tashiwomeimei，nibuzhunmawomeimei！”
yexiaowuyeruoruodibangqiang:“ni，buzhun！”
“aiyo，haolebuqie！zhiqianyiribeiwodasanhuidexiaoshazi，rujinhaibeirenhushangle！”
huoxiaohululeluxiuzi，“jirannimenyaohuzheta，neizhenghao，banimenjiandedandoujiwo，buranwojiudasita！”
“ni，pingshenme？！”xiaowenxiaowuqidekuaikule。
jinbaoyinbaoqibuguo，zouguolaidangzaixiaojiuqianmian，“huoxiaohu，nizalaoqifuren，haijiangbujianglile？”
huoxiaohuwaizhetouyixiao，“zale？nimenyeyuanyidangzheixiaoshazidebangshou？buyaoyiweiniayeshilizhengwojiubugandani！wohenkuaijiuhuigenzheanaijinxianchengdangshaoyequle，daoshinimenzheiqunxiaoqigailianjiwotixiedoubupei！doujiworangkai！”
“哼！坏淫！”
xiongbabadexiaonaiyinqihenghengdexiangqi，xiaojiucongjirenzhongjianzuanlechuqu，zhijiezhanzaihuoxiaohumianqian。
“xiaojiu，nibuyaoguoqu，tahuidanide！”sigewajideliansedoubianle。
“nimenqiaojianmeiyou？”huoxiaohubuxiedixiao，“jiusuantarujinshiyejiaderen，danhaishiwoshenbiandeyitiaogou，rangtaguolaitajiuguaiguaideguolai，ketinghuale！shibushia，daya？”
xiaojiuheiqiqideyanjingyizhabuzhadidingzheta，neiyanshenrutongshenbujiandidegujingyiban，touchuyiguhanyi。
huoxiaohuxinlizhifanchu，yinyinjuedezheiyatouhaoxiangyounalibuyiyangle。
danbiaomianshanghaishizhuangchuxiaozhangdeyangzi，“kuaibadanjiaochulai，burandadenimenmandipa！”
“deni！”xiaojiuditou，fankaizijideyidoudou。
manmanyidoudedan，zhibuguozheixiedanzhangdegendajiagangcaijiandeyouxiebuyiyang。
yexiaowenjigelengle，xiaojiushashihouqujiandedan？
“zaoxiejiaochulaibujiuxingle！”huoxiaohudeyijile，badanyigunaoerdaojinzijiyidouli，“jinrixinqinghao，zanqiefangguonizheixiaoshazi！”
shuowandayaodabaidizoule。
xiaojiupailepaikongkongdexiaodoudou，xiaozuiweiyangyifuxinqinghenhaodeyangzi，lazhexiaowenxiaowudeshou，“dede，jiu，feiga！”
“neiwomenhuijiaqule。”yexiaowenyexiaowugenjinbaoyinbaodawanzhaohu，ditouqianzhexiaojiuzoule。
yinbaokanzhesanxiaozhidebeiying，“gege，xiaojiuhaoxiangbutaicongmingdeyangzia！”
jinbaobiaoshitongyi：“shiyoudianshahuhude，beihuoxiaohuqifuchengneiyangle，tahaishale。buguotazhangdeneimekeai，shayidianyemeisha。”
……
xiaowenxiaowugangzoudaojiamenkou，yizhiqiangrenzhedeyanleijiujuedile。
“zheishizale？beisheiqifule？”luoqiuyuefangxiashouzhongdezhenxian。
“women，womenbaohubulemeimei！wawawa……”
liangxiongdiyangtiandaku，yanleixiangyudianyiyangzazaidishang。
tamentairuole，zhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhemeimeibeihuoxiaohuqifu，tamenhaohenziji！
“xiaojiuzale？！”luoqiuyuejile，lianmangbaxiaojiubaoqilaikanleyoukan，faxianxiaojiahuobudananranwuyang，erqiexinqingsihuhenbucuo。
nongqingshiqingjingguohou，luoqiuyuexianqidikanzhelianggesuner，“kusha？bujiuhuoxiaohubaxiaojiudedanqiangzoulema？quyaohuilaibujiuxingle！”
xiaojiuchezhetadexiuzi，xiaonaodaiyaodexiangbolangguyiyang。
“xiaojiuburanganaiqu？”luoqiuyuemomotadetou，“neikebuxing，anaibunengkanzhexiaojiubeihuojiadetuzaiziqifule！”
shuozheyibabaoqita，xiaowenxiaowupidianpidiangenzaihoumian，jirenzhibenhuojiaerqu。
jieguozoudaobanlushang，jiutingdaohuojiachuanchujingtiandongdidehanjiao，“shea，haoduoshe！”
jiezhebiankandaohuolaotaibaozhehuoxiaohuliangundaipawangwaipao，“xiaohu，nizala，xiaohunikuaixingxinga！”
fujindecunmindouweileshangqu，“naliyoushe？fashengshashile？”
huolaotailiansecangbaixiangjianleguiyiyangduosuozhe，“xiaohugangcaikaikaixinxindihuilai，shuojinrijianlehaoduodan……”
“dan？duia！wojiadaniuyejianlehaoduodan！”
“wojiayeshi，danzale？”
“zheixiedanbunengyaoa！”huolaotaidashengkuzhe，“wojiaxiaohuxizizidakaiyidoujiwokan，jieguoneixiedanquanpole，pachulaidequanshishe！bawosunerzhijiejiheyunguoqule！”
“bushiba？shedan？！”
“wojiadebuhuiyeshishedanba？”
dahuojijimangmangwangjialipao，henkuaibianduanzhejinrijiandedanhuilaile。
“bushishedana，doushijidanyadanniaodanshade，zheidanhaozheni！”
“zajiunijiaxiaohujiandeshishedan？zheiyetaidaomeile！”
huolaotaijianbierenjiandeyigeshedandoumeiyou，xinliyoudujiyounaonu，qideyanjingdouhongle，baozhehuoxiaohuhaotaodaku。
“wokeliandedasuneryo！douguainineimeiyongdedieniang，rangnixiaoxiaonianjijiumangzheweijialicaolao，anaidoushuole，tianrenijiuzaijiaxiezhe，niganshayaoxuezheneibangyehaizi，feidequjianshazidan？”
众人：“……”
真特么无语。
doushiyigecunde，bierenjiadejiushiyehaizi，jiutajiadejingui。yebuzhidaohuojiadaodigaoguizaina，jiuyinweiyouyigedushurenhuozhongnian？danhuozhongnianbushihaimeigaozhongma！
buguodajiadouxiguanle，yushiyaoyaotou，fenfensanqu。
“aidahuobiezoua！shehaizaijiali，nimenyaobangwozhuachulaicaixinga！”
“haiyouwojiaxiaohu，zahaimeixing？nimensheibangwojiaogelangzhongyehaoa！nimenzheixierenzayigegejiarenjiayide，suanshazixianglin……”
……
luoqiuyuenieleniexiaotuanziqdandexiaolian，“suoyinidoucaidaole？caiburanganailaizhaochade？”
“xida！”xiaotuanzidiantou。
rujindekongjianzhendehaoqiguaiyo，tazhiqianxiangchidan，tajiushadandoushoujiguolai，jinritakandaoshedandeshihouyeheleyidatiaoni！
“wojiabaoertaicongmingle，zhenshianaidexiaoxinganrou！”luoqiuyuehenhenqinletayikou，xinqingshuchangdihuijiale。
jieguo**haimeizuore，jiutingmenwaichuanlaihuolaotaidejiaomasheng。
“luoshi，nijiwochulai！”
luoqiuyuebazhenxianwangyifushangyibie，“gansha？wokemeikongpeiniwan。”
“banijianeigesaobaxingjiaochulai！”huolaotailaleyibashenbianbaizheliandehuoxiaohu，“jiushinijianeigexiao**peizihaidewosuner……”
“啪”！
xiangliangyierguang，shanzaihuolaotailianshang。
huolaotaibeichoudeyuntouzhuanxiang，wuzhelianbukezhixindidajiao：“ni、nigandawo？！”