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woxunchixiaohaideshipinshangleresou,wangyouhenkuaibachuzheishijingquantaiziyedeerzi。

duijiaxiaohuafaboshengtaowo:【biaomiankanzheguangxianliangli,meixiangdaosixiajingrannvetong!qifuhaizimeiyoumamalema?】

heifenmenlianheqilaidizhiwo,nahanrangwogunchuyulequan。

我:「?」

bushi……sheishuozheihaizimeiyoumamale?

dangwan,jingquantaiziyeaitelewo:【jidajiajieshaoyixia,wodeqizi。】

yidazao,wohaiweixing,jingjirenyoujiejiuhuanglihuangzhangdicongwaichuanglejinlai:

「苏荞,你完了!」

woyitouwushui,taquemanliantiantaledebiaoqing:「nizenmegandajiangyandeerzi?」

我:「???」

youjiexunsudakaishouji,dijilewo。

zhijianyitiaomingwei「suqiaonvetong」deshipinbeidingshangleresou。

shipinli,wozhengshouqiazheyigesanwusuixiaohaideliandan,zuibalimianhaizairangrangdishuozheshenme。

neixiaohaikanqilaileiyanwangwangde,zhanzaineieryidongdoubugandong。

yinpaishejiaodudewenti,dangshidewomingmingshiyilianwenrou,zaishipinlimianquexiandeshifenyansu。

【tiana,zheishisuqiaoba?tazheishizaizuoshenme!】

【shanghaixiaohai?neixiaohaikanzhehaokelian!】

【shenmeshanghaixiaohai,zheishinvetong!zaojiutingyeneirenshuosuqiaoxinggezisi、kuangzao,xihuandarenchuqi!meixiangdaoxianzailianxiaohaizidoubufangguo!nikansuqiaolianshangneikepadebiaoqing!】

shipindixiayiduizaoyaomawode,dangranyeyoubangwoshuohuade。

zhidaoyourenshaichuleyizhangtupian。

shijiangyanqianzheyigesanwusuixiaohaicanjiahuodongdezhaopian。

zhaopianshang,nanrenyishenheisexizhuang,mianrongbaixijunmei,wuheishensuideyanmoutouluzheshulilengmo。

beitaqianzhedexiaohaihetajiuxiangshicongyigemobanlimiankechulaide!

【tiana!zheixiaohaishijiangyandeerzi!】

zhongsuozhouzhi,jingquantaiziyejiangyanyougeerzi,bujianqishengmu,danshizheierzicongxiaojiubeitachongshangletian,kezhepengzheyixingbandianerdoubuxing。

jiangyanbulunzuoshenmedouhuidaizhezijidezheigeerzi。

cengyouduijiagongsideren,xiangyaobeizhejiangyan「qing」xiaojiangxuquzuoke,suiweichenggong,taiziyeyedafaleiting,zhijiejiangduijiamingxiaquanbugongsishougoule。

zheijianshiqingzaijingquanhongdongyishi。

cizhaopianyichu,wangshangchenjinleyixia,suihoubaofachugengdadeyilun,neixiezhiqianbangwoshuohuaderendoubuganfashengle。

【suqiaowanle!zheixiazichediwanle!sheijitadedanzi,jingrannvedaijiangyandeerzi!】

【suqiaohuogai!zaodoukanbuguantale,zheixiazigujimingdouyaomeileba!】

yucitongshi,youxieyirenyexialechang。

qizhongjiuyouwodeduijiaxiaohuaxuqingqing。

tacongchudaoqijiukaozhemofangwodechuandayuxilubaohuo,beichengzuo「xiaosuqiao」。

danshixiangduiyuwolaishuo,taxihuanzaiwangluoshangzhuangchunjiexiaobaihua。

xuqingqingfaleyitiaoweibo:

【meixiangdaoyouderenbiaomiankanzheguangxianliangli,shijishangxinhenshoula,liannvetongzheijianshiqingdounengzuodechulai,zheishejidaoxingshizerenleba?】

bingqiezaipinglunquaiteleyixieyoumingdelvshi。

suiranmeiyoutiwodemingzi,danshidajiadouzhidaotashuodeshishei,yishijiantaderedubuduan,pinglunqulichongmanleduiwoderuma。