第4章
“nizheihuashenmeyisi?nihuaiyiwozhanyubingdebianyi?”cengxianjunlianseyichen,xiangbeicaidaoweiba:“wojinggaoni,dongxikeyiluanchi,huabunengluanshuo。”
“nibushima?”lizhanbeiyilianchaofeng:“gaozheimeduo,nibujiushidianjizhewodenvrenma?”
“dangranbushi,woyizhinayubingdangchengmeimeikandai。”
“e,shima?neibuzhiniyouduoshaogehaomeimei?”
“nishenmeyisi?”cengxianjunbiaoqingniuqu,beiqiangdebuqing。
“**jiushijiaoqing。”lizhanbeidafeisuowen。
“闭嘴。”
yuemuyemengfangshuangmupenhuo,henbudesilezheigefeiwunvxu。
“ma,wocaishininvxu。”
“lizhanbei,ninengbunengbizui?”shenyubingyouqiyouwunai,chucizhiwai,haiyouyidianxingfu,zhangfuchicule。
“yubing,genzheifeiwulihun。”yuemuchenshengheling。
yuefushendiantou:“wozancheng。”
“ba,ma,nimenhushuoshenmeni?”
cengxianjundao:“shushuaa,lixiongsuiyoucuo,yebuzhiyulihun。”
shenyubingmanlianqianyi:“shixiong,duibuqi,rangnijianxiaole。”
“meishi,doushizijiren,zhiyaolixiongyihouzhuyixiejiuxing。”cengxianjunbailebaishou,manbuzaihudebiaoqing。
“buxing,nimenjintianjiuquhunyinsuobashouxubanle。”
yemengfangshougoulezheifeiwunvxu。
“ma,wobushifeiwu,wohenlihai,binixiangxiangzhonglihai。”lizhanbeijieshi。
“nishihenlihai,chuiniupidejishu,buyaoliandetaidu,woshenjiayeshiwurennengjini。zhenggeshennanshidouwurennengjini。”
“ma,nizenmekeyizheiyangshuowo?”lizhanbeiyilianwunai。
“xiangwobushuoni,nidaoshinachunideshilia,ninengzuoshenme?genxiaocengyibi,nigenrenjiatixiedoubupei。”
“taneixiedouzhishixiaoerke,wodoulandequzuo,zhiyaowoyuanyi,suishidouhuiyouyidapidingjihaomenguizulaibangwodali,ma,bushiwochui,zhiyaoyubingyuanyi,wokeyirangshenshizaiyigeyueneijiuchengweishennanshidelongtouqiye。”
现场沉默!
suoyourendouxiangkanshazisidekanzhelizhanbei。
“mashanglihun!”yemengfanglishengjianjiao,tashougoulezheigefeiwunvxu。
“lixiong,nishuozheihua,jiubupashandaoshetou?”cengxianjunyilianchaofeng。
“xiangnizheizhongjibiededuishou,wolianduifudexingqudoumeiyou,yaomieni,bifanggepihaiyaojiandan。”
“ni......lizhanbei,nibieqirentaishen。”cengxianjundeqingxuzhongyushikong,xiongxiongnuhuogenbenyabuzhu。
“cengbiao,nishibushirenweizhaolaibite,zaiwaijiayifenququyiyidehetong,jiuhenlebuqi?jiunengrangwolaopodongxin?”
“bujiushibitema?laoziyerenshita,ruguowozhidaowolaopoxuyaobitebangmang,bieshuoyigebite,jiusuanshige,yibaige,woyekeyibufeichuihuizhilizhaohuilai。”
“shima?jiranzheiyang,neinixianzaijiuzhao。”
cengxianjunbiaoqingzhengning,weileqiudebitedebangmang,takeshiqiuyeyegaonainai,yongjinguanxifangcaidacheng。
neimedadegonglao,lizhanbeiyijuhuajiuxiangmodiao!
不可以!
“meicuo,nixianzaimashangzhao,laoniangdaoyaokankannizheichushenghuizenyangyuanzheigehuangyan。”yemengfanglengdao。
cengxianjunanzilengxiao,tiantangyoulunibuzou,diyuwumennipianyaolai,kannizenmeban。
“xing,woxianzaijiudajibite。”
lizhanbeinachushouji,fengqingyundandebohao。
shenyubingjianzhangfurucidandingdebodadianhua,neixinhuranmomingyouyisidexiaoqidai,xiangdaojintianzaigongsideyimu,shenyubingwufadandingqilai。
“duibuqi,ninsuobodadehaomayiguanji......”
lizhanbeizaiyicibodabitedehaoma,dedaoderengjiushiguanjidehuifu。
“哈哈哈~”
cengxianjunshitaidedaxiaoleqilai,dachoudebao!
沈瑜冰想找缝钻!
“lixiong,bitexianshengbujienidianhua?haishishuoniyagenjiumeiyoubitexianshengdehaoma?”cengxianjunyilianchaofeng,cishidetabuxiangzairen,luchusuoyouliaoya!
“jiezheda,wodaoyaokankannizheichushenghuichuiniudaoshenmeshihou。”yemengfanglenglengshuodao。
“ma,wozhenderenshibite,erqie,tahaishiwodeshouxia。”
“闭嘴!”
yemengfangnuhou:“nizenmebushuotashinierzi?”
“laopo,niyaoxiangxinwo。”lizhanbeikanxiangqizi。
“yubing,xiangzheiyangdezhangfu,niyaolaiyoushenmeyong?tantutadechuiniubenshima?xiaocengbanglezanmenjia,zheichushengfeidanbudongdeganentubao,fanerrumaxiaocengyoubing,yangyanshuorenshibite,queliandianhuadoudabutong,zuiguofendeshi,yigeyidehetong,zaizheichushengkouzhong,jingbuzhiyiti。”
“ayi,womeishi,shoudianweiqubusuanshenme,zhiyaoyubinggaoxingjiuhao。”
“ma,cengshixiongzhendeyoubing,zaibuzhiliao,huiweijixingming,woshenweiyihundiandianzhu,buhuinazheizhongshiqingkaiwanxiao。”lizhanbeijieshi。
“bizui......nizheichusheng,wokannicaiyoubing,manzuipenfen,nizenmebuqusi?”yemengfangbaotiaorulei。
“wo......woshuodedoushizhenhua。”
“ma,doushiyijiaren,zhanbeitayebushiyouyide。”
shenyubingsuiranshiwang,quehaishiyaohuzhezhangfu,buxiangwairenkanzhangfudexiaohua。
zhangfumeibenshi,takeyijieshou,tayounengli,keyiyanghuoziji。
zhangfubusishangjin,zhengtianyizuotadesijiweirong,tayenengjieshou,ruguo,zhangfubuchuiniu,jiaotashidi,tajiumanzule!
cengxianjunyilianganga:“shushuayi,wohaishigaitianzailaikanwangnimenerlaoba,lixiongtabingbuhuanyingwo。”
“buyongpata,zheishishenjia,lunbudaotazuozhu,zheigechushenghenkuaijiubushishenjiadenvxu。”yemengfangyilianbuxiedao。
“ma,wobuxiangmanle,jintianwoyaorangnimenkankanwodeshili,woyaorangnimenzhidao,nimenyouzheiwozheimeyiweinvxu,shiyijianduomezhidexuanyaoyugaoxingdeshiqing。”
lizhanbeijueding,yaoranglaopoduitaxiao,haiyaoranglaopomeitiandoutiantiandehantayiju,laogong,nizhenbang。
“lixiong,nizheijiuyouxiebuzhihaodaile。”cengxianjunhaoshengquandao:“jianhaojiushou,yubingshigexinruanzhiren,duohonghongta,zheishijiuguoqule。”
“shouqinineifuxuweidezuilian,jiupingnineiniaoyang,yexiangdawolaopodezhuyi?jintianwojiurangnijianshiyixia,shenmeshibawangzhiqi,zhiyouwozheiyangshuaiqiwudidechaojiwangzhecainengpeideshangwolaopo,zhiyunizheiyangdelaihama,haishishengshengba。”
cengxianjundelianheirumo,hunshenzhandouzhe。
“laopo,shenshidezuidajiedanliangshiduoshao?shigeyinengjiexiama?”lizhanbeitaochushouji,duizhanzaineierdeshenyubingdao:“yaobuzheiyangba,xianjiewushiyidedingdan,ruguobugou,womenyihouzaijia。”
所有人石化!