第4章

第4章

“nizheihuashenmeyisi?nihuaiyiwozhanyubingdebianyi?”cengxianjunlianseyichen,xiangbeicaidaoweiba:“wojinggaoni,dongxikeyiluanchi,huabunengluanshuo。”

“nibushima?”lizhanbeiyilianchaofeng:“gaozheimeduo,nibujiushidianjizhewodenvrenma?”

“dangranbushi,woyizhinayubingdangchengmeimeikandai。”

“e,shima?neibuzhiniyouduoshaogehaomeimei?”

“nishenmeyisi?”cengxianjunbiaoqingniuqu,beiqiangdebuqing。

“**jiushijiaoqing。”lizhanbeidafeisuowen。

“闭嘴。”

yuemuyemengfangshuangmupenhuo,henbudesilezheigefeiwunvxu。

“ma,wocaishininvxu。”

“lizhanbei,ninengbunengbizui?”shenyubingyouqiyouwunai,chucizhiwai,haiyouyidianxingfu,zhangfuchicule。

“yubing,genzheifeiwulihun。”yuemuchenshengheling。

yuefushendiantou:“wozancheng。”

“ba,ma,nimenhushuoshenmeni?”

cengxianjundao:“shushuaa,lixiongsuiyoucuo,yebuzhiyulihun。”

shenyubingmanlianqianyi:“shixiong,duibuqi,rangnijianxiaole。”

“meishi,doushizijiren,zhiyaolixiongyihouzhuyixiejiuxing。”cengxianjunbailebaishou,manbuzaihudebiaoqing。

“buxing,nimenjintianjiuquhunyinsuobashouxubanle。”

yemengfangshougoulezheifeiwunvxu。

“ma,wobushifeiwu,wohenlihai,binixiangxiangzhonglihai。”lizhanbeijieshi。

“nishihenlihai,chuiniupidejishu,buyaoliandetaidu,woshenjiayeshiwurennengjini。zhenggeshennanshidouwurennengjini。”

“ma,nizenmekeyizheiyangshuowo?”lizhanbeiyilianwunai。

“xiangwobushuoni,nidaoshinachunideshilia,ninengzuoshenme?genxiaocengyibi,nigenrenjiatixiedoubupei。”

“taneixiedouzhishixiaoerke,wodoulandequzuo,zhiyaowoyuanyi,suishidouhuiyouyidapidingjihaomenguizulaibangwodali,ma,bushiwochui,zhiyaoyubingyuanyi,wokeyirangshenshizaiyigeyueneijiuchengweishennanshidelongtouqiye。”

现场沉默!

suoyourendouxiangkanshazisidekanzhelizhanbei。

“mashanglihun!”yemengfanglishengjianjiao,tashougoulezheigefeiwunvxu。

“lixiong,nishuozheihua,jiubupashandaoshetou?”cengxianjunyilianchaofeng。

“xiangnizheizhongjibiededuishou,wolianduifudexingqudoumeiyou,yaomieni,bifanggepihaiyaojiandan。”

“ni......lizhanbei,nibieqirentaishen。”cengxianjundeqingxuzhongyushikong,xiongxiongnuhuogenbenyabuzhu。

“cengbiao,nishibushirenweizhaolaibite,zaiwaijiayifenququyiyidehetong,jiuhenlebuqi?jiunengrangwolaopodongxin?”

“bujiushibitema?laoziyerenshita,ruguowozhidaowolaopoxuyaobitebangmang,bieshuoyigebite,jiusuanshige,yibaige,woyekeyibufeichuihuizhilizhaohuilai。”

“shima?jiranzheiyang,neinixianzaijiuzhao。”

cengxianjunbiaoqingzhengning,weileqiudebitedebangmang,takeshiqiuyeyegaonainai,yongjinguanxifangcaidacheng。

neimedadegonglao,lizhanbeiyijuhuajiuxiangmodiao!

不可以!

“meicuo,nixianzaimashangzhao,laoniangdaoyaokankannizheichushenghuizenyangyuanzheigehuangyan。”yemengfanglengdao。

cengxianjunanzilengxiao,tiantangyoulunibuzou,diyuwumennipianyaolai,kannizenmeban。

“xing,woxianzaijiudajibite。”

lizhanbeinachushouji,fengqingyundandebohao。

shenyubingjianzhangfurucidandingdebodadianhua,neixinhuranmomingyouyisidexiaoqidai,xiangdaojintianzaigongsideyimu,shenyubingwufadandingqilai。

“duibuqi,ninsuobodadehaomayiguanji......”

lizhanbeizaiyicibodabitedehaoma,dedaoderengjiushiguanjidehuifu。

“哈哈哈~”

cengxianjunshitaidedaxiaoleqilai,dachoudebao!

沈瑜冰想找缝钻!

“lixiong,bitexianshengbujienidianhua?haishishuoniyagenjiumeiyoubitexianshengdehaoma?”cengxianjunyilianchaofeng,cishidetabuxiangzairen,luchusuoyouliaoya!

“jiezheda,wodaoyaokankannizheichushenghuichuiniudaoshenmeshihou。”yemengfanglenglengshuodao。

“ma,wozhenderenshibite,erqie,tahaishiwodeshouxia。”

“闭嘴!”

yemengfangnuhou:“nizenmebushuotashinierzi?”

“laopo,niyaoxiangxinwo。”lizhanbeikanxiangqizi。

“yubing,xiangzheiyangdezhangfu,niyaolaiyoushenmeyong?tantutadechuiniubenshima?xiaocengbanglezanmenjia,zheichushengfeidanbudongdeganentubao,fanerrumaxiaocengyoubing,yangyanshuorenshibite,queliandianhuadoudabutong,zuiguofendeshi,yigeyidehetong,zaizheichushengkouzhong,jingbuzhiyiti。”

“ayi,womeishi,shoudianweiqubusuanshenme,zhiyaoyubinggaoxingjiuhao。”

“ma,cengshixiongzhendeyoubing,zaibuzhiliao,huiweijixingming,woshenweiyihundiandianzhu,buhuinazheizhongshiqingkaiwanxiao。”lizhanbeijieshi。

“bizui......nizheichusheng,wokannicaiyoubing,manzuipenfen,nizenmebuqusi?”yemengfangbaotiaorulei。

“wo......woshuodedoushizhenhua。”

“ma,doushiyijiaren,zhanbeitayebushiyouyide。”

shenyubingsuiranshiwang,quehaishiyaohuzhezhangfu,buxiangwairenkanzhangfudexiaohua。

zhangfumeibenshi,takeyijieshou,tayounengli,keyiyanghuoziji。

zhangfubusishangjin,zhengtianyizuotadesijiweirong,tayenengjieshou,ruguo,zhangfubuchuiniu,jiaotashidi,tajiumanzule!

cengxianjunyilianganga:“shushuayi,wohaishigaitianzailaikanwangnimenerlaoba,lixiongtabingbuhuanyingwo。”

“buyongpata,zheishishenjia,lunbudaotazuozhu,zheigechushenghenkuaijiubushishenjiadenvxu。”yemengfangyilianbuxiedao。

“ma,wobuxiangmanle,jintianwoyaorangnimenkankanwodeshili,woyaorangnimenzhidao,nimenyouzheiwozheimeyiweinvxu,shiyijianduomezhidexuanyaoyugaoxingdeshiqing。”

lizhanbeijueding,yaoranglaopoduitaxiao,haiyaoranglaopomeitiandoutiantiandehantayiju,laogong,nizhenbang。

“lixiong,nizheijiuyouxiebuzhihaodaile。”cengxianjunhaoshengquandao:“jianhaojiushou,yubingshigexinruanzhiren,duohonghongta,zheishijiuguoqule。”

“shouqinineifuxuweidezuilian,jiupingnineiniaoyang,yexiangdawolaopodezhuyi?jintianwojiurangnijianshiyixia,shenmeshibawangzhiqi,zhiyouwozheiyangshuaiqiwudidechaojiwangzhecainengpeideshangwolaopo,zhiyunizheiyangdelaihama,haishishengshengba。”

cengxianjundelianheirumo,hunshenzhandouzhe。

“laopo,shenshidezuidajiedanliangshiduoshao?shigeyinengjiexiama?”lizhanbeitaochushouji,duizhanzaineierdeshenyubingdao:“yaobuzheiyangba,xianjiewushiyidedingdan,ruguobugou,womenyihouzaijia。”

所有人石化!