第1章
“jilechu，nidanzifeile？gangenyenanrenkaifangleshiba？nitamaganjingunchulai！wojiuzainifangjianmenkou，buchulaiwojiubaojingrangjingchaguolaisaohuang！”
jilechushuidemimihuhude，“dage，wozaijiani。”
yigexiaoshihou，jiyuchenzheliancongjingjuchulai，huosuchongjinjilechudefangjianjiangrenyaoxing。
“yigehaoxiaoxi，yigehuaixiaoxi。”
jilechudoukuaibeiyaotule，“nishibushiyoushenmedabinga？”
kanzhetaxiangyaosharendebiaoqing，jiyuzhabaliangxiayan，“haoxiaoxishizhouyunjiechuguile，huaixiaoxi，duixiangbushini。”
zhouyunjieshijilechudemuqinzailiangnianqianjidingxiadeweihunfu，zhoujiasandaidanchuan，binvhaiyangdehaiyaojiaoqi，shuangfangduibicidoubuganmao，tebieshizhouyunjie，sanfanwucizaigonggongchangheyinyangta。
tazaoshoubuleneisiniangpaole，zheixiazhongyuyoulehelideliyou！
tashudidechuangshangdanqilai，jiyuhaizaineidiguzhe。
“woshizhenfulezhouyunjiezheigelaoliu，qianjiaobeijingchazhuale，houjiaobeizhoulaoyezinongchuquhoujingranlianbuhongxinbutiaozhijiejiuquleyese......”
yeseshiachengzuihaoqideyezonghui，henduobaojianzhuangongfujiazidiwanle。
tazhidaozhouyunjiezaizheilidebaojianhao，quzhiqiantahualeyigehenyedezhuangrong，youzaiyijutiaoleyijiandakaichadediaodaihongqun，jinyeshitadehaorizi，zongdeyingjingbushi。
zhouyunjiedebaojianhaoshi887，duimianshi888，cishi888haobaojianmenkaizhe，youshiyingshengzhengzaiwanglisongjiu，jilechudandanpieleyiyan，faxianlimianbushaorendaizhetanjiudemuguangdaliangta。
tademuguangzaicweizuozhedexizhuanggelvdemoshengnanrenshenshangtingliupianke，neirenzitaisiyidaizhepiqi，yanshensanmandetongyipangderenshuohua，youdianxiangzhouyunjie2.0ban，tazuijiaogouqilengchaokuaisushouhuishixian。
gangshenshouyaoqiaomen，jiutingdaozhouyunjiegentadehupenggouyouzaineitucao。
“zhougongzi，nizheiciyetaibuxiaoxinlexie，buguosheizheimequedebaodejinga？”
“jiujilechuneige**didi，yiweitajiegenwogunchuangdanni，jiutajieneiyangxiongbabadenvren，sheiganyaoa！”
“neijilechuqibushizhidaole？”
“wopata？heng......yaobushitamaneigehulijinggoudashanglepeijia，cuchengzheizhuanghunshi，jiujilechuneixingzi，genwotixiedoubupei。”
zhouyunjieyueshuoyuebushuang，“xiaodifanglaidecunguyige，jingranganxiaoxiangwozhoujia，zhenshibuzhisihuo，woneimeduociminglianlitixingtatuihun，wobuxintabudong！wokantajiushitantuwomenzhoujiadefugui，meijianguoshimiandedongxihaixiangpangaozhier，tayepei！”
砰~
baojiandemenbeirenyijiaochuaikai，baojianderenshensedaizhileyixia，kanqinglairendunshibiandexixueqilai。
“yo，zheibushijida**me？zhougongzi，zheishilaizhaonisuanzhanglaile。”
zhouyunjieyilianbiyidesaoleyiyanmenkoudefangxiang，lanhuazhiweiweiqiaoqi，“takemeineigezigegenwosuanzhang。”
砰~
baojiandemenzheicibeirenbaolideguanshang，zhouyunjienaixingaoqing，“nitamayoubingba？zhenbazijidangzhenggongle？”
zhouyunjiezheibiansuoyourendouzaibaguazheichangnaoju，jilechuhongchunjinmin，yanshenmilizhongdaizheyisishixuedelengyi，xiayimiaobiancongbaolinachuyibacaidao，zuililiuluchuyizhongdaizhebingtaidehuanyu。
“tingqilainihaitingniubide，zhenyoubenshinijiubiedinghuna，jirandinglehun，dinghunqijianzuochuzheixietoujimogoudeshiqingbuxiangyangba？”
tashuowanzuibayipie，shouchicaidaokukutitidekaishisichuluankan。
“zhouyunjie，nizheigefuxinhan！”
“nijiushigemeichazuodedianfengshan，zhiyouguaqiangshangcainenglaoshi。”
“haishuowopeibushangni，yebuzhaozhaozijishenmedexing，guojiazenmemeibanidelianpibaxialaizuofangdanyi！”
meishuoyijubianhuidaoyici，yiliangentamengongfusidejuexin，maozulejingside。
baojianderencongmeijianguozheizhongchangmian，jiantadonglezhengetaomingsidewangwaiben，zhouyunjiexiangpaonaihezheirenjiushizhenduitalaide，buguantaduodaonali，tadounengchenggongdezhuidaota。
“jilechunifenglema？”
“chuguinan，shousiba！”
“a！！！youhuahaohaoshuo，xianbadaofangxia。”
“worang......worangnidaochuluan**。”
youshiyidaokanguolai，zhouyunjieyijingpaodaozoulangle，beizheizhichongkudangdeyidaozhijiehedezhijietanruanzaidishang，yiguwenredeyetimanmanjinshilekuzi。
zoulangjintouyourenpaisheyourenkanrenao，888baojiandefangmenshenzhijinwandoumeiguanguo。
zhouyunjieneiyuanbenyijingpaochuqudedejigehupenggouyousilaixiangquyouzhefanhuilai，yingzhetoupijiangzhouyunjiejijialechuqu。
“ji**，zaishengqiyebunengshangrenshibu？zandoushishehuidehaogongmin，bunengganfanfadeshiqingbushi？”
“jiushijiushi，zheishibasuanshizhougongzibudui，kegenwomenmeiguanxia，nikebiehuidaoshangjiwugule。”
jirencanbaizheyizhangliansisidingzhemianqiandefengnvren，youyikaishidejiazhezhouyunjiezaidaohoumiandetongshoutongjiaodetuozhetapao，moyanglangbeiyouhuaji。
jilechuqiangrenzhexiaozhuilechuqu，“zhouyunjienizhenexin，jiunizheiyangdewohaizhenkanbushang，zanliangzhijiandeshiqingjiucizuoba，congciqiaoguiqiaoluguilu，hunliyejiucizuofei！”
zheibiandongjingnaodebuxiao，kanrenaodejirenxiaoshengtaolunzhe。
“zheiji**zaiyesenaozheimedazenmejiumeirenlaizuzhini？”
“feihua，peilaoxianshengshitagandie，sheiganzaipeijiadedipandongta？”
ganzaibeihouququtade，kendingshiyoudianjiashide，jilechutizhedaoqingxiaozhezouguoqu，“gandiehejifudouqufenbuqingchu，xiaoxuebiyelema？”
tazaicishangqianyibu，“zaiganxiabibiwosilanniliangdezui！”
“shishishi，kouwukouwu，shijifu！woshuocuole。”
liangrenshanshanchuimou，huxianglachezhetaoyiyangdelikai。
zoulangjintou，yizhihuakongqueheyigexizhuangbaotugoujiandabeizhanzaiyiqi。
“zhouyunjiedouheniaole，zheiji**kezhenhua，sheiyaoshiquletahaizhenshiyaoyeyedanxintahuizhengedaidan，quqidangquxian，zheinvrenhaishiyaowenrourushui，zheimegangsheinengshoudelea？”
“buguotazheiyinaogujigenzhoujiadehunyueshiyaohuangle，aiya，zheiyihouzanachengsheihaiganquta。”
weilanziguzideshuolehenduo，jianshenbiannanrendeshixianyizhidingzheerloudatingdeneimohongsedebeiying，tayihuodeshenshouzaitadeshixianzhongyanghuangleyouhuang。
“阿珩？”
“嘛呢？”
qiaohengmanbujingxinyoudaizhexiemeidemuguangyijiudinggezaiqianfang，xiangshizaisikaoyouqudeshiqing，zheishi，shixianlideshenyingturanhuimou。