第三章嘲讽
jiangbeilujia，zhisuoyinenggouchengweijiangbeishidingtianlididedajiazu，zhengshiyinweidangnianyouguoyiweishenmirenwuzhidianlelujialaoyezi，rangqiyoulezibenjianlilujia。
yincilujiazhiren，duiyixieyinnizaixianshishijiemeilipinangxiadeshiqingyousuolejie，shenzhizheigeshijiebujiandan。
youyixieqiren，bunengyongchanglilaichuaidu，jiuhaoxiangxumuzhigangcaipingkongbianchuyimeibuxiaodeyaowan，jiuzuyirangrenzhenjing，zailushaoyexinzhong，xumuzhijiushineizhongqiren！
“xiansheng，zheishiyizhangwubaiwandezhipiao，suanshiyufudezhenjin，haiqingnijiujiuwoyeye。”
lushaoyeqianbeideduixumuzhishuodao，zheiyimuranglihuidengrendaganzhenjing，yanqiandenianqingrenpabushinaozihuaile，jingranduiyigechiruanfandefeiwuzheimegongjing。
“haiyouzhipiao？womingbaile，nishixumuzhiqinglaidetuoba，guyizuoyichangxijiwomenkande。”
lihuishuodao，shenchufeinideshouzhizhizhidiandian，kouzhongpenchudetuomorangrenshengyan。
“zhukou，nimenzhidaozheishisheima！”
fandiandejinglidanu，yanqiandekeshijiangbeilujiadeshaoye！diweiqishizheixiebaofahunenggoubinide，lushaoyexiuyanghao，buyutamenjijiao，danshizheixiebapoweimianyetaiguofenle！
“qie，xiaobailianyige，wonverhaoxinjiunimennimenhaibulingqing，woxuyaozhidaonimenshisheima？”
lihuizhangkuangdeshuodao，hennanxiangxiangmeilidongrendechenxiaoxiaojingranshitazheitouchouloushengwudenver。
“啪......”
lushaoyehenhendeyigebazhangluozailezheigebapodelianshang，weiguandezhongrenxinzhongyongxianyimotongkuai，dadehao，zheizhongbaofahuzhangzhezijiyoulianggeqian，haizhenyiweizijitianxiadiyile。
“你！你！”
lihuishenchushouzhizhizhelushaoye，qifenyichang，tadeguimituanquemeiyouleshengyin，xianrulechenmo。
“jiangbeilushengtian，niyaozhaowomafanjiulailujiazhaowo！”
lushengtianyilianliqi，yanshenyinhandekanzhelihui，houzhexinzhongyizhan，jiangbeilujia？nandaoshineigezijilaogongyizhixiangyaohezuodeneigejiangbeilujia？
xumuzhikanzhehaoxishangyanchenmobuyu，guiweiyixiantakemeiyouxingqudalizheixieshiqing。
danxiayikelushengtianqueyilianheshandekanxianglexumuzhi。
“xiansheng，kenqingnijiujiuwoyeye。”
shijianyidiandianliushi，xumuzhizheiyikeshuangyanzhongfangfonengjiangrenzhijiekanchuan，dandandepieleyiyandishangdelulaoyezi，jingranshunjiandongxilehouzhequanshen。
zhijianyimoheisedewuqiyingraozailulaoyezidexintou，jiangyongrudexueyegeduan，zheicaishizaochenglaoyezihunmideguanjiansuozai，qiyuanyin，jiuzaigangcailaoyeziheguodeneibeichali！
“让开。”
xumuzhizoudaolulaoyezideshenbian，qiangshiderangchenxiaoxiaojizijirangchukongjian，shenchuyoushouanzailulaoyezidexiongkoushang，dunshiyidaorouyannanyichajuededanhuangseqixiyongruxiongqiang，zailulaoyezidexintoufudong，jianjiantanlandetunshidiaoneixieheisewuqi，huifulehouzhegongxuedenengli。
“xumuzhi，niyaoshiluanlaihaidelaorenjiasile，nifudeqizerenma！”
chenxiaoxiaobingchengzheyishengdecaoshou，duixumuzhishuodao。
danxumuzhizheiyikebingbudalichenxiaoxiao，buzhiweihe，houzhejingranganjuezheiyishaneidexumuzhi，haoxiangyoulexiebuyiyang，biandeshifenlengjing，shenshangmimanqiyigumomingxiyinrendeweidao。
xumuzhijianglaozhedezuibaqiaokai，jiangyaowansongrulelaozhedekouzhong，rangqihanzhu。
“shifenzhonghou，ziranhuixingguolai。”
xumuzhizuowanzheiyiqie，bianzhunbeilikaicidi，jilaozhexiaduderenkongpameiyouzouyuan，nenggouzuodaoshiyongzheizhongduwuderen，xianshishijiekemeiyou，kongpaxiadudeneirenshiyigehexumuzhiyiyangdexiushi！
“你不能走！”
lihuidashengdenuhe，tabeirendaleyibazhang，zheiyiqiedoushiyinweixumuzhi！yaobushixumuzhigunongxuanxu，rangzheigelujiaderenxinrenleta，lihuiyebuzhiyuaizheiyibazhang。
kuangqie，wanyixumuzhinongsilezheigelaotou，yidingyaoyongxumuzhilaidingzui，zheikeshijiangbeilujia！
“爷爷！”
lujiadedaxiaojiefuerzailaozhedexiongkou，quemengranfaxianlaozhedexintiaotingzhi，dunshidajingshise，lushengtianyeshicuoebuyi，nandaotakancuorenle？
“haha，sileba，xumuzhi，nibarennongsile，niyaofuze！niyuwochenjiameiyoubandianguanxi，renshininongside，niqudimingba！”
lihuidesediankuangdeguaijiao，redesizhouderendoubuyouzhoulezhoumei。
“先生留步。”
cikelushengtianyanzhongmanshilengliedehanmang，ruozhenshixumuzhizhisiletayeye，neixumuzhibiexianghuoming！
“he，guozhenshimafan......”
xumuzhilengxiaoyisheng，zheixiejiahuozhenshimafan，shuoleshifenzhongjiuhuixinglai，weishenmemeiyourenxiangxinni？nandaotatangtangyixianshuodehuajiuzheimebukaopu？
“sharenchangming，nibiexiangpao！”
“guoranrangchiruanfandeluangaojiuhuichushi，nikankan，sharenleba。”
“gangcaineigeyaowantanaligaochulaide，shicongshenshangcuodeniba。”
“youkeneng，wokantazangxixide，hunshensanfachuechou。”
guimituanjianzhuangzaidushalai，lujiabuganre，yigexiaoxiaodexumuzhihaishikeyieyanxiangxiangde，fanzhengjiulianlihuidouduiqilengyanyoujia。
“chuanghuole，nikuaizouba，wobangnilanzhe！”
chenxiaoxiaomianseyibian，qiaoqiaodeduixumuzhishuodao，houzheweiweiyixiao，kanlaizheigenvziyebusuantaihuaima，bingbuxiangtamamazheiyangedu。
danjiuzaizheiyike，suoyourendouxiangzherangxumuzhidimingzhishi，tangdishangdelulaoyezimengrankesouqilai，cangbaideliansejianjianbiandehongrunqilai。
zhijiantahoulongyihua，jiangkouzhongdeyaowantunlexiaqu。
“爷爷！”
lujiadeliangweinianqingrendunshixishangmeishao，yuanlaixumuzhizhendeshijiuren！
“这......”
lihuidengrenjianleguiyiyang，mingminggangcailulaoyezijiushiqulexintiao，xianzaijingranhuoguolaile？
“gangcaiwochileshenme？jingranshenqingqishuangde，ganjuenianqinglebushao......”
lulaoyeziyouxieyihuodekanlekansizhou，ganjuexiongqiangzhongyouyituanhuo，yuanyuanbuduandejitachanshengdongli，haosinianqingleershisuiyiban。
lushengtianmianseyixi，kanlaitadeyanguangguoranmeicuo，neigekanshangqubizijihaixiaodenianqingrenjiushiqiren，erqiehenyoukenengyudangnianzhidianyeyedeneizhongrenshiyilei。
tianyaolujiaa！zaizuiweinandeshihou，youyouyiweizheiyangdeqirenjianglin。
“xiansheng，duoxienindejiumingzhien。”
lushengtiangongjingdeduixumuzhishuodao，lulaoyezizheicaifanyingguolai，gangcaikongpashiyanqiandezheigexiaonianqingjiuleziji，dunshijidongwanfen。
danshilihuidengrenqueshimanliandeganga，chenxiaoxiaogengshiyitouwushui，zenmeyikehaobuqiyandeyaowanjiunenggoujiurenni。
这一点都不科学。