第1章 海王

“嗡!”

yexintingdaoluouxizhuanglichuanlaishoujizhendongdeshengyin,tabujiedikanleyixiatafangzaichuangtoudelingyibushouji。

怎么会有两部手机?

yexinhuyiditaochuluouzangzaixizhuanglidelingyibushouji,taenleyixiakaijijian,limakanjianpingmushangheranxianshidexinxi:“laogong,wanshangshenmeshihouguolai?renjiahaoxiangni!!”

rutongqingtianpiliyibandeziyanerrangyexinwanquanhuanbuguoshenlai。

陆欧劈腿了?

modi,yushimendakai,luouguozheyujinzoulechulai,tabianzoubiancazhetoufa,shuodao:“yexin,wowanshangyougehenzhongyaodekehuyaojian,suoyinibuyongpeiwoguoshengrile。”

yexinguzhuangzhending,chenshengtixing:“niganggangshoujixiangle。”

“neinikanbei,wogennizhijianhaiyoushamimi。”luoushuowan,huitouwangxiangyexin,dingjingyikan,shunjianliansedabian,tashangqianjiangyexinshoulideshoujiduoleguolai。

yexinwangzheluoujinzhangdemoyang,lengshengwendao:“luou,nishenmeshihouyongleliangbushouji?”

luouyanshenhuangluan,quehenkuaidiaozhenghaoqingxu,guzhuangdandingdihuida:“zheiciquwaidichucha,linshimaileyibu。”

“suoyini,nijiwokandeneibushiqingbaidaomeiyourenheheilishideshouji。”yexinmuguangjinjindidingzheyanqianzheigeguanmiantanghuangdenanren,taxianzaixuyaotayigehelidejieshi。

“yexin,nishenmeyisi?”luouyouxienaoxiuchengnu,“nizhibuzhidaonixianzaishishenmexingwei,qinfantarenyinsi,zhidaoma?”

“sannianle!”yexinshikongbandichongzheluouhouzhe,“luou,zhengzhengsannian,nijiushizheiyangexinwodema?”

“yexin,nijiushitaijiaozhenle,wogenneixienvrenzhishifengchangzuoxi。”luoujingranhainengzheibanzhengyanshuoxiahua。

“fengchangzuoxi?”yexinchixiaozhe,“douhanlaogongle,kanlainilaopotingduoa!nineibushoujiliyinggaibuzhiyigezheiyangdenvren,nishibushimeicichucha,douhuihuanbutongdelaopo?”

“yueshuoyueguofenle。”luoulishengtixingzhe,“yexin,womenhaimeijiehun,zaihunqiannimeiquanliguanwozheimeduo。”

“shi,womeiquanli。”yexinyankuangtonghong,xinrudaojiaodiwangzheluou。

tayizhiyiweiluouhenshenshi,yehenchuantong,shiyigeweirenchushitebiechenwendenanren,sanniandelianai,tabatapengzaishouxinli,xiaoxinyiyidihehuta。

yexinyiweizijizhaodaozhenai,conglaimeixiangdaotayouyitianxuyaomianduizheiyangdeyimu。tajieshenziaizhishiweilejitayigewanzhengdexinniang。

ketagaogulenanrensuoweidezuohuaibuluan,yuanlaitajianchideyiqie,jingranzheiyanghuajikexiao。

“jiuzheiyangba!”yexinxinrusihuidikanzheluou,sanniandeganqingluoxiaweimu,chulexintong,tayijingmeiyourenhedeliulian。

tahenxiangxiangqitanvrenyiyang,zhuazheluoudetoufa,sixinliefeidekuqifaxiezhe,ketajingranchuqidipingjing,meiyourenhepofuxingwei。

tachengren,buguanshizaishiyeshanghaishiaiqingshang,tadoutaigaoaole。

“shenmeyisi?”luouzhoumei。

“分手吧!”

“fenshou?”luouzhenjing,“nigenwotifenshou?yexin,nixiangqingchulezaishuo,wogaosuni,xiangwomenjiazheizhongtiaojiande,nicuoguolebuhuizaiyoudiercijihui。”

“你**!”

luougangshuowan,yexinzhijieshuaijitayibazhang,zhuanshenzhijielikaitadezhuchu。

rongchengdedongyeyichanghanleng,xuehuapiaoluozhe,weimeideyimugentacikeshangxinerfuzadexinqingxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。

yexinluomodiweiyangzhetou,binglengdexuehualuozaitadelianshang,sihuzaichaoxiaotadehouzhihoujue。

taquchelaidaoguimilinzhendejiazhonghou,diyijianshiqingjiushijiangtazhenzangdesuoyouhongjiuyiyinerjin。

“yexin,nizenmezheimemeichuxi,ruguowonanrenganbeipanwo,wojiuzhijieyijiandaokacaguoqu。”linzhenquanshuozheyexin。

“haiyoujiuma?”yexinzuihouyibeiyinjinhou,dafeisuowendiwangzhelinzhen,yanshenyouxiemihu。

linzhenyaotou,“yinixianzaizheizhonghefa,nihuibawohepochan。luouneigejiannanrenganbeipanni,niyebuyonggentakeqi,zijiyekaikaihun。”

“kaihun?”yexinzhongzhongdidaleyigejiuge,shenzichenchendiyizailinzhendeshenshang,“niganggangshuodeshishenmeyisi?”

“zhaogenanrenkuaihuoyixiabei,xiangnizheimeyufudenvren,yaoshigenluouzhijiejiehun,yibeizizhitanyicilianaitaikuile,nidexuewo,zaihunqianduotanjige,jileishizhanjingyan。suoyiwojianyinixianzaizhaogejingyanfengfudenanrenjinikaikaiqiao。”linzhenzeizeidixiaozhe,“yaobu?woyouziyuan。”

yexinyonglandimizheyan,dididixiaozhe,daizhezuiyishuodao:“haoa,yidingyaojingyanfengfude。”

“zhende?”linzhenzhenjing,taganggangzhishikaigewanxiao,yiyexindexingzi,shigenbenbukenengtongyide。meixiangdaotabei**hou,jingranzhendekaiqiaole。

yexinyaotouhuangnaodikanzhelinzhen,qingpaileyixiatadejian,“nishuodemeicuo,nvrentaigubanyoushenmeyong,qusiba!”

“woyaozhenjinianpaile,nimingtianjiuxingzhihoubuhuishalewoba?”linzhenxinxudiwenzhe。

“buhui。”yexinchichidixiaozhe。