蜀南市。
yanyanggaozhao，yichubaokantingbian，yigetuozhexinglixiang，daizhemojingdezhangfanvhai，zhengzailiulanxunxi，neishiyifenhezuguanggao。
合租广告正文如下：
zheishiyizefeifachaboguanggao，mafangeweichengguanshuaige、huanbaomeimei、wuguandayemen，shouxialiuqing，chulaihunfanchidedouburongyi，dengwozhaodaohezuchengyuanshoudaofangzu，dingrandalixiangsong…yigetiandixiazuichunjiedeyongbao。xiamian，geweizouguodeluguodexiandedantengdeguoluren，jia、yi、bing、ding，xianyoubieshuyichuang，weiyushunangangxinanfangxiang，zhizousanbaimi，zuoshouguaigewan，jiandao‘bushifengwei’biaozhidejianzhuwu，yanzhejiantoubiaozhisuotishifangxiangqianxing，henkuaijiudao。zheilihuanjingyoumei，santong，tongshui、tongqi、tongdian；fengjingyiren，renminshanliang、sixiangchunpo、laoshihanhou，jiaotongbianli；zuizhuyaodeshi，fangdongreqinghaoke，dafanghaoshuang，liyudairen，shininxuanzehezudebuerdifang。
hezuyaoqiu：pinxinghewoyiyangshanliang，youguangkuodexiongjinhejianqiangdebeiwan。
nianling：shibasuizhisishisuizhijian，nannvshangke。
yuanyin：doushinianqingren，haogoutong。
yuezu：yiqianwu；bannian：qiqian；yinian，yiwanwu。
zhu：xianshoulongguobi，waihuishangke，taidamianzhi、lengmenhuobibielai。yuanyin：fangdongbushiwaihuiyinxing，zhaobukai；fangdongsixiangbijiaobenfang，duoyushoushi。
zuihouzhurenbudebushuoliangju：qingdaiqigeleizhengjian，tebieshichaopiao，jubushezhang。
dianhuahaoma：bbjiyouyitai，danzhijinwufahujiao。
………
kandaozheizehezuguanggao，nvhaigegexiaoleyisheng，zhidangneifabuguanggaoderenbushiyigeshenjingbing，jiushiyigefengzi，taiqitoulai，zhengkanjianbaokantingdamayigejingerdidingzhetamengqiao，yanshenzhigougoude，xiaodao：“dama，zaishunanshiyoushenmedifangkeyizufangma？”
“guniang，nigangcaikandeneizeguanggaobujiushime？”damaxiaoshuo。
nvhaidaimeiweizhou，longlelongtaiyangyanjing，chiyidao：“dama，zhei…”
damashuo：“guniang，wokannifengchenpupu，yinggaishiganglaiba！damahaoxingaosuni，shunanshixianzaidefangjiakebubianyi，jiashangyourenkeyitaijia，jiagekeshibufei，zuibianyideyuezudoushiyigeyueliangqianwu，yibandegongxinjiecenggenbenzubuqi。erqiexianzaiyuezudefangzizaojiumeiyoule，xiangxiaofengfengneilineiyangdetiaojian，juewujinyou。yaobushidamakannimianshan，buhuijieshaonidaoneiliqude。”
可不是嘛！
nvhaiqingtan，tazhishenlaidaoshunanshi，gaisideyinxingkabeiqie，youyujialiduqi，fuqichuzou，bingbuxiangditoucailuodaozheibutiandi，yankanxianzaiyijingxiawuqidianduo，renshengdibushu，yibandedifangyouzhubuxiguan，fouzezenmekenengzaijiebianbaokantingkanzheizhongwuliaotoudingdedongxi，damayijuhuajiushuodaolexinkoushang。
damajiannvhaiyouyubujue，yanqianyiliang，shuodao：“fangxin。xiaofengfengneihaizishiwomenjiefanglinjukanzhezhangdade，pinxingshanliang，yeleyuzhuren，duirenfeichangreqing，henhaoshuohua。niyigewailairen，ruguobeirenpianlezaban，shibushi？zaishuole，zheizufangzishouxianyaokan，bukanzenmezhidaohaobuhao？damajiniyigeyijian，xianqukankan，yaoshibumanyibuzujiushilema。”
“dama，neigexiaoshenmede…zhendeyounishuodeneimehaoma？”
“……”
zuihou，nvhaihaishimeinengdidangzhunangzhongxiusedejudayali，zaidamakoumohengfeideyitongkuajiangxia，zuizhonghaishijuedingqushishi，tameixiangdaodeshi，tadeqianjiaogangzou，houtoudamajiudadianhuajineifangdongshuoleyiju，“xiaofengfeng，youmeimeisongshangmenlaige，zeichunyimeizi，jideniqiandamasanjinwuhuarouna。”
nvhaizenmedouxiangbudao，zijijiuneimebeisanjinwuhuaroujimaile。
dangran，xianzaidenvhaizikebushibendan，zhishaozheigenvhaijiufeichangjingming，anzhaoguanggaoshangdebiaoshi，zoudaoneigesuoweide‘guaijiao’hou，biankandao‘shunanganganbaosuo’wugedazi，liuxinjixiadianhuahaomahou，caixiangchuzuwusuozaidedifangxunmierqu，tadouyijingxianghaole，yaoshifaxianduifangshihuairen，limajiubaogongcha。
qiaoqiao，xianzaidenvhaiduocongming。
“……”
步氏风味。
“cangtiana，zanneimeyouqudeguanggaotiechuquyijingzuzusangeyue，zhongyuyoufangkeshangmenle，erqiehaishiyizhimude，shizaitaidongwole。xiangxiangzankelianbabade**ershiduonian，zhongyuyoujihuihemeimeigongchuyishile，napashirangwoduokanyiyanchunjiedexiangzheng，yebuwangfeiwobailaishijieshangzouyizaoa。”
“ngng，xiaofengfeng，womenjiemeijiubuchunjielema？”
yiqundabandehuazhizhaozhandenvren，tingzheaorendeshencaifadia。
bufengyangtouwuzhezijideshuangmou，zhangtandao：“dajiemenna，nimennanrendouchijigehaichunjie，wosuangesha？baituonimenraolewoxingbuxing？haiyou，daihuierneigenvfangkelaile，nimendouyaozhuangzuoburenshiwo，fouzedehua，yihoumeiyouhuijinimenle。”
“qie，bujiushijigeweishengjinqianma？jiejiemenduodeshi。daoshixiaofengfengniyaoxiaoxinyo，wanshangshuijuedeshihouyidingyaoguanhaomenchuang，burandehua，womenzheixiejiemeibanyeyebanibangqilaiwangeyouxi，jiaofennudexiaoniao。”
“yiqunfunv，wofazineixinshenchudejingpeinimen，shizaitaijingyele，lianwozheizhongmingzhidaopeibenerdemaimaidouyaozuo。buguonimenfangxin，dengdaoneigefangkefulefangfei，zanyidingdaonimendianlixiaofeiyiba。zanshenmedoubuzuo，jiuzuoshoubaoyige，youshoulouyige，changshou《wodewutai》，haohaolahongyiba，shengdenimenyiqunmeiliangxindemaitaizanhuoleershiyinian，conglaimeijinguohuanchang。xiaohua，renqiongzhibunengduan，beiyiqunwutingxiaojiekanbianle，wohaiyaobuyaozaishunanshizheigedifanghunxiaqu。”
meicuo，huoxuniyijingcaidaole，shunangang，jiushizhenggeshunanshizuiweimiluanduoluodedifang，bufengcongxiaoshenghuozaizheili，fumushuangwang，yigerenchigouquanjiaguanbao，wairenzhizhidaozaiguojiazhengcexiamianmianqiangqianghunlegegaozhongbiyehou，xiaoshilesinianshijian，ranhouyouyigerenhuidaozheili，kaileyijiamoufangmiandeyongpinxiaozhuanmaidian，hezhengduimende‘xinrongyulecheng’dewutingxiaojiechaoxixiangchu，jianlilefenghoude‘ganqing’，zheizhongkoutoubianyitiantiandouzaishangyan。
“zheili，buhuijiushiwoyaohezudedifangba？”
qiafeng，neiyaopingzufangwudenvhai，ganghaomududaozheiyimu，dangjijiujuedebufengbushishenmehaoren，jingjidizhenhanleyiju，tizhexinglixiangdiaotoujiuzou。
zheidifang，shirenzhudeme？
“zhangfa、jiuhongtaiyangjing、wulimigaogenxie、heiseleisi。”
bufengnengzaishunanganghundefengshengshuiqi，bushimeiyoudaolide，zhishaochayanyuesezheifangmianjiweichuzhong，kuangqiebaokantingdamayijingxiangximiaoshuguo，yaoshitahairenbuchulai，neijiuzhendechunle。
tarenshengzuidademubiaojiushizhaogepiaoliangdexifuertiantianyouzuiqin，younvrenmo，chedidajixinrongyulechengneipinvhaizidexiaozhangqiyan，neihuirangzhushudeyazicongshoushangliuzou。
但是情急之下——
“daozuidefeirou，nibuyaopao…”
“budui…guniangmen，chulaijiekele…”
“kao，yebudui。”bufengjiannvhaiyuezouyueyuan，zhenhandao：“zhangfa、jiuhongtaiyangjing、wulimigaogenxie、heiseleisideneituoqiana…neiweimeimei，xiaoshengzheixiangyoulile…”
“噗通！”
瞬间秒杀一大片。