第3章办公室吻学

“bixiaoyugengyoumeili……?”lubanxiayibianbahuashuowan,zhenghaojiuduishanglexiaoyulengjundelian。

jingdeshoujichadiandiaodaozhuoshang,ganjuedangmianshuorenhuaihuabeidaile。

xiaoyumuguangsiyouruowudesaoguolubanxiadeshouji,“laiyitangbangongshi。”

几分钟后。

“nihuiyongdaodeziliao。”xiaoyubadongxididaolubanxiagenqian。

lubanxiayoudianshouchongruojing。

tashibeibabasaidaoxiaoyukeshangde,weilerangtakaojingjishizheng,haojingongsidabashou,danshuoshihua,tajiumeixiangzhenkao。

lujiahaomendisan,jialidoushizuoshengyideliao,tazhihuituohoutui。

xiaoyudekeshangduodeshihaomenzidi,chuletaba,bushaolaozongkendingyegentadaguozhaohu,zenmexiaoyuduitajiushangxin?

jiuzheimeqiaozaishengshushumeilaizheitian?

“jiaoshoukanzheshenxue。”lubanxiajieguolai。

xiaoyumuguanglenglengsaoguoqu,tacaisongdexiaomimijiehua,“woshishuo,shibushiaoyejiwozhengliziliaole?”

“nipengyouweishenmequeke?”xiaoyubudafanwen。

lubanxiaduandingtawendeshishengshushu。

guyiwen:“nagepengyou?”

xiaoyutaimoukanqu,meijieshi,henguanqiangdeshuo:“shoukanliangcewozheilimeizhaodao,bangwowenwenshibushizaizhujiaoshouli。”

“shejishangyejimi,wunianqibu。”tabuchong。

哦好吓人。

lubanxiaweiweidexiao,“zhujiaoa?tahaoxiang……zhuiyigerenbeishanglexin,zhunbeihuangemubiao?”

故意这么说的。

jieguoxiaoyugenmeitingdaoyiyang,zhuanxiangpangbianhouzhederen,“douyoushenmewenti?”

lubanxiachulebangongshi,jiujishengshushudalegedianhua。

“shengshushu,ninalexiaoyudeziliao?jiyuqinguzongliuhoulu?”

“niliangqifengduishou,woshuoniyaohuanmubiao,xiaoyujuranmeifanying,shubengdaidebata?”

shengshushuxiaoxiao,tadangrannengbeng,queqiedeshuo,xiaoyuyinggaihengaoxing,tazhongyubuhuifantale。

“niganjinsonghuilai,chenjihetazhongwenyixia,bangongshiwenxuenizhideyongyou。”

shengshushugualedianhua,kaishirenzhendexishu。

kanzhejingzilineizhangpiaoliangdefaguangdelian,wuniana,tahetayinhunwunian,zheimepiaoliangdelian,nengranshangyiyu。

tamenliangehaizidoumeiyou,tazenmejiuneimechidun?

ruguotaaita,wunianhuibuyaoyigehaizi?

手机在不停的响。

shengshushuxiwanliancaiqukanleyiyan,quanshiqunli@tade。

【qunzhudingshijiandidianbei】

【qunzhurenni,yuehuiqule?】

shengshushuzheicaiwangshangfanlefan。

tamenzaishangliangyiqichigejiekefandeshier,bijingshiyiduanyuan。

tamenzhizhongyouxiangzhouling、lubanxiazheiyangdezhenhaomen,yeyoushengshushuzheizhongzhongdengjiashi。

yourenzaibangjialijingyinggongsile,yeyourenzhuanxindangwankuzidi、manhengqianjin。

suoyi,nengyiqichifanqueshishiyuan。

shengshushuzuozailechuanghubiandazi:

【keyi,jingxifu?shangcichizhebucuo。】

dixiahaojigegongzigehaopiqidefuhezhe,kaizhewanxiaorangtabanvtongxueduojiaojige。

一群人嘻嘻哈哈。

【zhouling:jiaoshouyequde?nandeshishengyichang。】

群里确实有萧御的。

dangchushengshushufeijinxinsicaibatalajinlai。

dantashisaoqunerweimajinde,yizhimeitianjiataweihaoyou。

qitarenanjingleyizhen,dengxiaoyushuohua。

zhoulingshizhoushengzhubaotaiziye,quanlibudabuxiaodegongsilaozongjianletadoudebaiyibai,huanzuobierenkendingyingyao。

buguo,xiaoyuhaoxiangbudaxihuanzheizhongchanghe,tingshuozhoulingtadiezhiqianxiangqingtachifandoumeiyuedao。

bierenxiangyuexiaoyu,yaomejiushiyoujian,zhijiefufeiqingtazuofengxianpinggudengdeng,tacaihuifu。

【萧御:好】

群里突然安静了。

haoyihuier,yourenhuyi。

【zheiqueshishixiaojiaoshouba?】

【xiaoyu:dizhi,shijian】

ranhoubierendouzaiwenshengshushu,shijianshinatian,jutijidian。

shengshushudingdejiushizheigezhoumo。

qunliyourenaoleyihuier。

zuihou,shengshushucaifaleliangju:

【wojiubuqule,shouledianshang,bufangbianchumen】

【dajiachihaohehao!youkongzaiju!】

tayishuowan,qitarendunshichayile。

yaozhidaoxiaoyukaikeyilai,zheizhongshitazuijijile,meicixiangjinbanfayuexiaoyudeshijian,meiqimingyuejitongxuemenmoufuli。

jieguo,zheicixiaoyunandediantou,tapotianhuangbu、qu、le?

xiaoyumeikandaotadehua,zaifaxinxideshihou,guoquliangfenzhongle。

zuowantakenengshouxiameiqingmeizhong,zhenzhuopianke,faleju:【yanzhongme?】

zheimolengliangkedehua,bierentingbudong。

qunliderenshenzhimeikanjianxiaoyudehua,henkuaibeiyanle。

shizhoulingdandu@huifuleta。

【zhouling:shengshushutuiqunlejiaoshou】

shengshushuqueshituile,yinweitajianqundeshihoudoujiaguohaoyou,meijiade,shuomingyihouyemeibiyaojia。

xiaoyumeifengqingweiculeyixia。

haishibuchongleyiju:【rangtajinlianglai,daishangshoukan。】

shengshushudangranbuzhidaozheixieshile。

她退了群就下楼。

chiwandianxin,tababashenghuanianhuilaile。

“meiqushangke?”shenghuaniankanqilaihenpibei,yiyemeishuiside。

tazhaozhaoshou,“zhenghaoyoushihenishuo。”

shengshushumeixiangdaozhongshengdiyigejiandejiarenshita,yiqianshitianbuzhejiayici。

tahenxiaofumulihun,muqinsihou,tabeijiehuilai,bishihoumayijingjinmenle,houlaihaishenglegeerzi。

neishihoutabachuangyebujiu,mangdebuzhidaojiamenchaonabian,houmazhigudeshangqinerzi,tajiushigeduoyude。

gongsizhujianqise,tabajidelinghuaqianyurijuzeng,danconglaibuguanta。

meirenguanta,meirenaita。

meimadehaizi,bupeibeiai。

dagailiantazijidoumeiyishidao,xiaoqingzhoupitui,taquzhaorexiaoyu,shixiangzhengming,tayekeyibeiai。

“yaonaqie?”tayuyinliaoliaodewen。

“zenmeshuohuani?”shenghuanianheizhelian,“babawanshangyueleren,nigenwoquyitang。”

yiqian,shengshushuhuikaixin,babazhongyuguanxinta,yuanyidaizhetayingchou,batajieshaojipengyou,suoyitatinghua,peihe。

shijishang,daitashiyinweitapiaoliang,daichuquyilairangduifangshangxinyuemuhaotangongzuo。

erlai,shixiangtiaobucuodeshengyihuoban,batajiagehaojiaqian。

shuobaile,daitawangneieryizuo,rangbierentiaohuopinyiyangtiaota。

hexiaojiayoulehunyuehou,daitachuqushiweilaixiaoshaonainaidemingyijitazhanglian。

“buqu。”shengshushujujue。

“dainidexiaomiqu,baobaosongle,fangzijitazule,bushihuantahaidasuangongqilai?”

shenghuanianyiningmei,meixiangdaotahuijujue,yiqiandouhenleyi,shenzhimeicitinghuadedabanyifan。

xiayimiao,shenghuanianfanyingguolai,“nihushuobadaoshenme?”

qianshitaqueshichuguimishule,haibeihoumadaile。

shengshushudandankanta,“chabuduodele,renniyeshuile,yeyexinzangbuhao,daoyinaoqilihunnidoudezhu?”

yaobushitalihundeshijianghuinaodeyeyehunmizhuyuan,tacailandeguan。

shenghuanianturanbeitaxun,yilianmoshengdekanzheta,wanglejiaobian。

tayiqianzaijiahenruanhenwenshun。

haoyihuiercaiqiheng,“zheishitingnide,qiantishinigenwoqu,wogenrendalebaopiao,shuonishixiaoqingzhouweihunqi,hexiaoyushu,nengdingshanghandunjiudiandeweizi。”

shengshushuliansenankan,“nichongshenmepangzi?woshangnajinidingcanwei?”

“nijixiaoyudagedianhuabujiuxingle?”

handunjiudiandelaoban,shixiaoyudepengyou。