“踏踏”
苏鸢姐妹,
yuanyuandigenzaiyiduinannvshenhou,zouzaihuipupudejiedaoshang。
suyuanshuangshouchadou,zitaixianshi,shouzhicongposundekoudaishenchu,
fangfochuanzhegaoshedingzhizouzaifanhuajietou,
buyidinghuagui,danyidingxiaozhang。
sufeirouzheebiandeduzi,youqiwulidishuo:
“jie,womenhaiyaojixugenma?”
suyuanniutoukanxiangyipang,“daniang,renshiqianmianneinanrenma?”
tongxingyiduanludezhongnianfunv,laozaojiuzhuyidaozheigegeburudejieliang,mengdiduishangsuyuanyoushendeyanjing,haoxianmeibeihesi,
“nishuochiye?ren,renshi。”
suyuan:“tapangbiandenvrenshishei?”
daniang:“chiyeerhunqudexinxifu,nianjiqingqingjisangehaizidanghouma。”
“nimenshishei?”daniangliaoqibagua,dunshibupale,“tongchiyeshishenmeguanxi?”
闻言,
xiaoguniangsufeitiaoleqilai,“tajiehunle?”
“tazenmenengjiehunni?”
suyuandandingwuzhumeimeidezui,miyanqiaozhejijiangxiaoshidefuqibeiying,xinxiang:
好问题!
chiyeshitawawaqinduixiang。
tabuyuanqianlilaitouben,duifangbujinjiehunle,haishierhun。
真他爷爷的时髦啊!
suyuanrouleroumeimeidetou,anfuhaoxiaoyatou,fangcaiwanxiaosidekaikou,
“woshishei?shuochulaihesinin!”
她,代号厨子,
qianfuzaiyongbingjiedehongsetegong,
weinenghuoqugengyoulidexinxi,yibuxiaoxinganchengleyongbingnvwang。
yinshuditaiduo,xiangtasideyetaiduo,daozhitazenmesidedoubuzhidao。
只知道,
tazhengyanbianhuiguole,haishiliushinianqiande**。
“qie,sheixihan!”danianglenghengyisheng,angzhetouzoule,“bujiushishangmendaqiufengdeqiongqinqima?”
“nishuoshenme?”sufeiqidetiaojiao,“youzhongnizaishuoyibian?”
“laonianggeyeshijinidachulai!”
suyuanjianguaibuguai,shenshouchezhumeimeiyiling,jiangrenlahuilai,
“nvhaizi,bunengshuozanghua。”
tingzhesuyuanmeiyouqifudeshengyin,sufeizhidaojiejieshengqile,
guaiguaizhanhao,“zhidaole。”
yigeyueqian,jiejiexiangshibianlegeren,yigaiwangrinuoruoguayandeyangzi,zaicunliyizhanchengming。
tachenzhelianbushuohuadeyangzizuikepa,
xianzaikentongzijishuohua,shuomingtajiexinqinghaibushitaihuai?
“jie,womenxianzaidashangmenqu,bajiefuqianghuilai。”
suyuandeshixianzeluozaiyuanchuzoulaidenanzishenshang
——cuntou,meiyanshensui,yanshenpingjingruili,bilianggaoting,chunxianbengzhi,
jijugongjixingdejunlangwuguanxia,yinzangzhelengdanyushuli,
kuansongdeyifuyezhebuzhuxing.zhanglibaopengdeshenqu。
极品啊!
suyuanqianshihuodegouben,yaoshuozhenyoushenmeyihan,
neijiushimeiyoushuigenanren。
yongbingjiedoushicuguangdexifangmiankong,bieshuoyanqianzheiyangdeyouzhijipinnanle,dongfangmiankongdoujishao。
sufeimeitingdaojiejiehuihua,caicedao:“jie,nibuxiangyanghaizi?”
nanrenzoujinle,suyuanjixuding,
真他爷爷的帅啊!
“wobujieyiyanghaizi,”suyuanyixinglanshandikaikou,“danshijiebuxihuanershounan。”
queqiedishuo,chiyeshisanshounan。
pangbianzhuoredeyanshen,lixinghuixianghulvedounan。
taceshouwangqu,ganghaotingdaozheijijuzhaliexingdefayan。
heishouheishoudexiaoguniang,chuanzheyishenbudingyi,dingzhejiwotou,yishuangdayanjingjingliang,
kanshangquxianglaoshiren,tuchukoudehuaquebuxianghaoren。
suyuanziyayixiao,“kanshangwole?”
lixinghuilenglengpietayiyan,cashenerguo。
苏鸢毫不在意
——nanrenyaodiaoxi,shenghuoyaojixu!
tamochulianggexihongshidijisufeiyige。
zheixiaoyatouedeshoufadou,pengzhexihongshidakouyaoxiaqu,kouchibuqingdiwen:
“jie,naerlaidexihongshi?zhentian!”
zheiyatoushiduojiumeichiguohaodongxile?
suyuanyaoleyikou,chadianmeisuandiaodaya,mianshangquewanquankanbuchulai,wangzhenanrenbeiyingsuiyidao:
“caishichangxiaotoushenshangmolaide。”
buzhidaoweishenme,lixinghuijiushihenzaiyineinvhai,tingdaozheihuazaicihuitou。
suyuanhengxiaoyisheng,yanxiakouzhongshiwu,diaoerlangdangdishuo:“xiangquwo?”
lixinghuitouyebuhuididabuliqu。
遇到神经病了!
jikouxiaqu,xihongshichiwanle。
sufeikelianxixidishuo:“jie,wohaie。”
suyuanjiaojianyidian,huanlegefangxiang,“zou,jiejinizhuayuchi。”
liangrengenzhechiyeyilucongcaishichangguolai,jingguoyitiaodahe,neibianshisuyuandemudedi。
suyuanxiangshuimiansaleyipenglubiancaidelaliaocao,putongtiaolexiaqu。
没过多久,
dengzaianbiandesufei,tujueweizhongyizhenjiaotong。
tabenxiangrenyiren,rendaojiejiebuyushangan。
naihe,tengtongzhujianjiaju。
tashuangshoujinjinbaozhuziji,tengdeleihuashanshuo,zhongshirenbuzhukaikouqiujiu,
“jiejie!woduziteng。”
“姐,快上来!”
tizhemutonglaihebianxiyifudedamajianzhuang,yiweiyourenluoshuile,dashenghujiu:
“lairena!yourenluoshuile!”
“快来人啊!”
“救命啊!”
“bushi,wojiemeiyou……”sufeixiangyaoqishenzuzhi,
yizhenjutongxilai,bidetadunzuozaidi,shenmeyegubushangle。
yuanchusanxindelixinghuitingdaodongjing,jimangbenguolai。
水中,
suyuanjingjingdengdaiheyuchilelaliaocao,zuilesidefanbaidu。
tayanjishoukuai,shuangshoulaolaoqianzhuzuidadeneitiaoyu,shuangtuiyideng,gangyaofuchushuimian。
yidaoshenyingjisucuanlai,shuangbeiyoulidibaidong,shuiliuxianqiyibai,luchulunkuowanmeidebakuaifuji。
suyuanhenbunengdaitishuiliu,zaiqishangliulianwangfan。
这样想着,
neidaoshenyingzhayanlaidaogenqian,qiujingyoulidebeibangbuyoufenshuochanshangtadebojing。
tajiuneimeshuilinglingdibeitichushuimian。
suyuanyanzhengzhengkanzheshouzhongdedayucongzhifengjianliuzou。
你完蛋了!
shangbeizi,haimeirenganfangzoutadaoshoude‘dayu’,
nongdiuletadeyu,neibianrouchang。
anbian,damajidongdao:“laotianyea!jiuqilaile。”
lixinghuikangzhesuyuan,dabutangshuierchu。
shitoudeyifubaoguozhejingzhuangdeshenqu,jirousuizhedongzuobengjinshuzhan,yexingjinxian。
kandedaguniangxiaoxifuyanshenjiaoxiu。
sufeigubushangtengtong,mengpuguolaichuidalixinghui,“fangkaiwojie。”
“wojiezaimoyu,bushiluoshui,nifangkaita。”
闻言,
lixinghuidunzhujiaobu,youlebuhaodeyugan。
fangcaizaishuizhong,suyuanweilezhengtuolixinghui,henshizhengzhaleyifan,zheihuierchedimeileliqi。
taruanmianmiandiwen:“jiehunlema?”
yeyede,chishenmezhangdade?
力气大的跟牛似的。
lixinghuiheichenzhelianchengshidao:“mei。”
这不巧了吗?
suyuanyunguoquqian,chilidituchujigezi,“feier,hanjiefu。”
★★注意:
baozimen,yidingyaokanzhangjiemodezuozheyouhuashuo,bileiha