003 我不是牛郎

wogangxiangkaikou,jiutingchuangyicedenanrendao,“nimendejiashi,wobufangbianjixutingxiaqu。erweiqingxianlikaiyixiahaome,woyaochuanyifule。dengwolikai,nimenzaijixu。”

laobahenhendedenglewoyiyan,lazhehexueqingchuqule。

fangjianlizhishengxiawohenanrenlianggeren。xiangdaozuoyedeqingjing,wodunshijinzhangqilai,babeiziquanlaguolai,guozailewoshenshang。

nanrenchizheshenti,woyixiazijiukandaolebugaikandedifang,lianjiafatang,youweiquyoushengqi,batouniudaoyice,buqukanta。

“快去穿衣服!”

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woxingedengyixia。xinshuo,wanle,wozheishiyudaoerendele!

woguzuozhending,“niyaoduoshaoqian?zhishuo。”

nanrenweizheng,shaohouqingxiaochusheng,dichendesangyinhenhaoting。

takaojinwo,chunjihuzaitiezaiwodezuishang,meishengdao,“wohenguide。”

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mianduiwodeweixie,nanrenbuxiedeqingxiaoyixia。tasongkaiwo,zouxiachuang,chizheshentibianxiangyushizoubianshuo,“lejiaxintouzileyikuaidi,shichaochushichangjiasanbeidejiaqianpaidaoshoude。xianzaifangjiachuyudimiqi,lejiazheigedongzuowuyishizaizisha。lejiayaojiezhumujiadeliliangduguonanguan,buguannichuduodadechouwen,lejiadoubugangenmujiasipolianpi。ermujiayaojiezhulejiaderenmaijinjunshitichanye。mudaxiaojie,nidehunyintingshangqu,gengxiangshiyichangjiaoyi。”

nanrenbochungouchudexiao,fengciwakuzhiyizhengnong。

woxinshudishoujin。wohechangbuzhidaozheishiyichangjiaoyi,ketingbierenshuochulai,jiuxiangxiankailewoshentishangyitiaowozuibuyuanyikandaodezuichouloudeba。

“woheniyeshijiaoyi!”

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zhidaotajinruyushi,tingdaoyushichuanlaishuisheng,wocaihuishen。

womolemozijidelian,guntang。

fenglema?wozenmehuiwujiakegui!

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“muxiaojie,tingshuoninzuoyejiaoleniulang,shizhendema?”

“muxiaojie,shilewendongshaoyebunengmanzunima?nizuochuzheiyangdeshiqing,leshaoyezhidaoma?”

“muxiaojie,chuanwenmujiahelejialianyinzhishiyinweishangyexuyao,ningenleshaoyebingmeiyouganqing,zheishizhendema?”

“muxiaojie,nizhaoleniulang,zheijianshiyaoshiranglejiazhidao,nihainengjiaguoquma?duici,niyouheganxiang?”

“muxiaojie,nizhaoniulangjilejiadailvmaozi,shiduilejiayoubumanma?”

“……”

wentiyibojiezheyibo,yuelaiyuexili。meitijizhedoushiyousuzhideren,meirenmazanghua,danyanyuliquanshiduiwoshuixingyanghua,duibuqilewendongdeshengtao。

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huiguniangxianzaiyuhaichengshidewangzidinghun,yinggaiyoubushaorenzaidengzhekanwoxiaohuaba!

jizhemenxilideyanyuxiangyibabawuxingdelijian,yixiayixiadecijinwodexinwoli,woqinzheyanlei,jinyaozhexiachun,shentiyinkonghuangwucuoersesefadou。

quru,weiqu,juedemeilianjianren,queyouwuzhudebuzhigairuheweizijibianjie。

“muxiaojie,keyihuidawomendewentima?nibushuohuajiushimorenle?”