第4章 我是神经病

shaneijian,liujinglongliansezhanghong,shunjianpofanghongwen!

qiyoucili,tajingranbeiyigeshazhujiangjihedediezuozaidi?

“nizheigefeiwuhaigandengwo?nibuguoshigeshazhujiangbale!niyiweinishishei?”

nuhuogongxindeliujinglongzhijiedongshou,yiquanmengdichaozheyechuandemianmenzaqu,zheiyiquanshidalichen,liujinglonggenbenmeiyourenheliushou。

shenweixiyoujiwuyingdaokezhiye,suiranliujinglongdeshouzhongwudao,danzheiyiquanyijingdaishanglexiexudedaoshi,weilibeizeng,zheijiushizhandouxizhiyedekongbuzhichu!

zhongrenjianzhuangdoubuyoudedaoxileyikouliangqi,ruoshitamenmianduizheyiquan,busiyedebeidachengcanfei。

zaitamenkanlai,yechuanwanle!

kejiuzaizheishi,lingrennanyizhixindeyimuchuxianle!

zhijianyechuanjuranbushanbubi,tongyanghaiyiyanse,yiquanhongchu。

tadesanweishuxingbenjiujigao,youzenmehuihaipaliujinglongni?

zaizhuzukexingdejiachengxia,yechuanzheiyiquanchanshengleewaizengfu,erliujinglongdequantouzebeixueruoleyiban。

quanfengxiangzhuangzhijian,zhitingkacayisheng,liujinglonglianshangdezhengninghuaweiledaizhi,sihugenbenmeiyouyuxiangdaozheigejieguo。

“啊!!!”

liujinglongfachuyishengcanjiao,lianlianhoutui,tadequantouyijingniuquchengleyigeguiyidejiaodu,xianranshiyijingguzhele。

“zheibukeneng!nimingmingzhishigeshazhujiang!”liujinglongdelianshangmanshinanyizhixindeshense,lenghanbutingdecongtaetoumaochu。

shenghuoxizhiyesuiranyenengtishengshilihejingjie,danshihezhandouxizhiyexiangbi,tamendejinengtianfushenmede,duiyuzhandoulaishuomeiyourenhezengfu。

tongdengjideqingkuangxia,shigeshenghuoxizhiyekunqilaiyebugouzhandouxizhiyeda。

“woyigeshazhujiang,shoujingbijiaodabushihenhelima?daoshini,nilianfeiwudoudabuguo,neinishishenme?”yechuanpingjingdewendao。

“你!!!”

liujinglongyoujiyounu,xianranshimeixiangdaozijijingranhuiyijibeiyechuansuoshang,taduiquanjuranduibuguoyigeshazhujiang?

zheiyimuyerangzhongrenyouxiezhenjing,yigeshazhujiang,yiquanbayigexiyoujizhandouzhiyedeshoujidaguzhele?zheishazhujianghaoxiangyoudianbuduijinga?

“yechuan!woyaonideming!”

锵!

daoshiqingxieerchu,yibahanqibirendexuhuanzhangdaochuxianzaileliujinglongshouzhong,fenglidedaomangciderenpifushengteng。

henxianran,liujinglongdongyongtadewuyingdaokedezhiyejinengle!

yechuandeyanshenyeningzhonglejifen,huishuadaodezhu,kendingyaozhongshiyifan,buguo,huinadaodezhu,zhongjiuyezhishizhubale。

“wanla!jinglonggedongzhengele!xiyoujizhandouxizhiye!kongburusi!”

“zheixiayechuanyaozaolaozuile,nishuotayigeshazhujiang,weishenmefeiyaogenzhandouxizhiyetaigang?laolaoshishirensongrencuobuxingma?”

“jinglonggezhaohuanchulaidexuhuanzhangdaotaikepale!kongpaliangangguandounengzhijiezhankaiba?”

bushaorenyilunfenfen,yandimanshizhenjing,zheihaishitamendiyiciqinyanjianshidaoxiyoujizhandouzhiyedeweili,youbushaorenshenzhinachuleshoujiluxiang。

liujinglongwozhuneibayongjinengningjuchulaidexuhuanzhangdao,jiuyaochongshanglaiheyechuanpinming,haomianzidetayouzenmenengrenshoudangzhongdiulezheimedadelian?

kehaimeidengtadongshou,mantianxuehuapiaoluo,neixiexuehuarutongfuguzhiquyiyang,zhanzaileliujinglongdeshenshang,henkuailiujinglongzhenggerenjiuwufadongdanle。

bingqieliujinglonghaiqingxideganshoudao,zijibeiyigujiqikepadejianyijisuodingle!

“xulingxuan!niweishenmehaiyaobangzheta?”

liujinglongyoujingyounu,xulingxuankeshichuanshuojizhandouzhiye,hexulingxuandongshoudehua,takendingbushiduishou。

“rangtazou。”xulingxuanlengmokaikou。

liujinglonglianseyinqingbianhuabuding,zuizhonghaishishouqileneibaxuhuanzhangdao。

“hao!jintianwojinixulingxuanzheigemianzi!”

suihouyouhenhendedengleyiyanyechuan,yanshenlimanshiyuandu,xianranshidongleshaxin。

“yechuan,niyekandaoleba,womenqueshibushiyigeshijiederenle,zheishiwozuihouyicichushoubangni,yesuanshiheguoquhaohaogaogebieba。”

xulingxuankanxiangyechuandeyanshenzhongduolexiexujuao,tiyanleliliangdeganjuehou,tacaigengqingxidechajuedaoyechuanhezijideshilichajuyouduoda。

yechuannanyizhanshengdeliujinglong,zaitaxulingxuanmianqian,buguoshitujiwagou。

zijiheyechuan,shenzhiyijingbunengsuanshiyigeweidudeshengmingtile。

“nizouba,zuihaoxiangbanfalikaiqingcheng,burandehua,xiaciruguoliujinglongyaobaofuni,wobuhuizaichushoule。”

yechuanmeiyoulihuidiediebuxiudexulingxuan,zhishimomozhuanshenlikai,neibeiyingzaizhongrenkanqilaixiandeshifendeluomo。

“bushuohuashiweilejizijineikeliandezizunxincheshangzuihouyikuaizhexiubuma?”xulingxuanyaoleyaotou。

zaitakanlai,yechuanyiyanbufa,qishijiushiyijingyishidaoleliangrenzhijianrutongtianqianyiyangdechaju,zibeidezicanxinghuile。

xulingxuanyebuyoudeyouxieqingxing。

zijizheixienianlai,suiranheyechuanzoudehenjin,danhaozaitameiyouzhendeheyechuanfashengdianshenme,lianshoudoumeiyouqianguojici。yaoburanxianzaikezhendejiushizhuihuimojile。

zijixianzaikeshichuanshuojizhandouzhiye,tadeweilaiyipianguangming,jibianyaozhaonanren,yebixuzhaoyigedingtianlidideqiangzhe,zenmenengshiyigeshazhujiangni?

回家路上。

yechuangangguaiguoyigejiejiao,yizhenwangwangwangdegoujiaoshengxiangqi。

yizhimeiyouqianshengdehuisexieeyaolirongziyaliezui,butingdeduizheyechuankuangfeizhe,lanzhuletadequlu。

yechuanwangzuo,goujiuwangzuo,yechuanwangyou,goujiugenzhewangyou,goujiaoshengchaodeyechuanerduoyouxieteng。

yigedingzhepaomiantou,huazhequanbaoyanxiandelaotaitaijiuzhanzaipangbian,manlianchongaidekanzhezheizhigou,xianrantajiushigoudezhuren。

“nihao,nengbanidegoulakaima?”yechuanlimaokaikou。

“lushinijiade?”laotaitaichaoyechuanfanlegebaiyan。

“nidezhu...goudangzhuwole。”zaiyechuanyanli,yanqianjiushiyizhisijiaozhuheyizhiliangjiaozhu。

“aiyo,nizheimedageren,niheyizhigoujijiaoshenmela?yizhigoutadongshenmela?tayoubuhuiyaoren,niyoumeiyousuzhi?xianzaidenianqingrenaozhendeshi,yidianaixindoumeiyoude!”

jianyechuanhaiganhaizui,laotaitaidangjilailepiqi,chazheyaojiumaleqilai。

yechuanchenmo,ganghao,tayeyougecaixiangyanzhengyixia。

tameiyouxuanzehelaotaitaizhengchao,ershizouxiangledishangdeezhu,jitalaileyitaopanshixiaolianzhao。

yuanbenhaixionghanwubideezhuzaiyechuankaojindechaneibianhedejiajinweibasuoleqilai。

danyechuanmeiyousihaoliushoudeyisi,woxinjiao,huolongguo,suihoubianshiyigezhanzhengjianta,zhijiesongequanguixi,dongzuozhikuai,xiashouzhihen,jiangneilaotaitaidouzhenshezhule。

equanguixideshunjian,yechuanshoudaoletishiyin。

【shazhujiangyechuanzaishaleyitouxiaoxingzhu,dengjitisheng0.1%,zhuzukexingdeewaishanghaitisheng1%】

“果然如此...”

yechuandexindibuyoudeyouxiejidong,tadejingshenbing,cikefanerchengletazuihaodejinshouzhi。

youyutakanshenmedoushizhu,zheijiudaozhiletashenjishazhujiangdezhiyetianfukeyiduisuoyoushengwushengxiao,napashigouyeyiyang!

cishineilaotaitaizhongyucongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai。

“tianshade!niganshawoerzi!niqifuwoyigelaoren,wohenipinle!”

yechuanjianzhuang,buhuangbumangdetaochuzijidebingli。

“我是神经病。”