第1章

yerendekanzheshoulideshixibaogaobuyouyouxietouteng,dasandeshujiayijingjiushengxiabudaoyigeyuele,guangguzhewanle,bazheichadoujiwangle!

“aiyawodelaotianyea!jiubunengyougenenggaishixizhengmingdedanweima?”

yerendeyilianjuewang,turanyerendebiaoqingyizhi,zhabazheyanjing,jinjiezheluchuyisizhenjinghekuangxi!

【dingdong!zhanzhengqingxuxitongbangdingchenggong!】

yerendeyeshicongcongshuchongjieduanguolaide,xitongzheigedongxihaishizhidaode!tazheishibangdingxitongle?

“kuai!kuai!xitongnidouyoushenmegongneng?”

yerendexingfendezainaohaizhongdahan,zhiyushixizhengmingshenmede,neidoubuzhongyaole,yaoshishenhaoxitongfenfenzhongjibaiyishangxia,zhijiemaigegongsi,haichatagezhengming?

【benxitongxishouduiyusuzhuchanshengdeqingxuzhi,qingxuzhikeyizaixitongzhongduihuanwuqi,qizhongfumianqingxukeyijiesuowuqidekejishu!qingsuzhujinxingdiyicifumianqingxudeshouji,xinshoulibaojiangzaizhihoufafang!】

yerendezuijiaoyichou,kanzhexitongkejishudediyigehuamian,suirantuxiangdaizhemasaike,danshiyerendefeichangqueding,zhei**shiyibashouqiang!

zaikankanxitongdemingzi,zhanzhengqingxuzhi?haoba!tadongle!haiyouzhefumianqingxuzhi,bujiushirangtagaoshiqingma?haodehen!

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ditieshangyerendedebiaoqingyihuiyibian,jiuzaizheishiyerendeyanqianturanchuxianyipianyinying,yerendeyecongshouhuishixiantaitoukanqu。

yilianyihuodekanzheyigetixingzhuangshuodedama,damayilianxionghandeshuodao:“xiaozi!dongbudongzunlaoaiyou?buzhidaojiworanggezuo?”

yerendeyinaodaiwenhao,zaikanzhezijishenpangyigesanshilaisuidexiaohuozi,yihuodekaikoudao:“ruguowomeijicuodehuaniganggangzuowopangbiandeba!”

damamamalieliedao:“zadi,zheishiwoerzi,haizihaixiaowobazuoweirangjitabuxinga!niyigenianqingrenjiubuzhidaorangzhelaorenma?nidiemashizenmejiaoyangnide!yidiandaodedoumeiyou!”

yerendechenmole,zhouweideneixierenyedouchenmole,zheiyijingbunengyongqiangciduolilaixingrongle,zheiwanquanjiushibuyaolianle!

dantamenkanzheyerendeyanshenzhongliuluchuyisilianmin!bijingzheiyangdejingshenbingmeibanfagentajiangli,nijianglitashuawulai,nishuawulaideshihoutayoupaolaijiangdaoli,jiuwujie!

yerendechenmoshaoxu,mianwubiaoqingdetaitou,kanzhedamadao:“zheitemeshinierzi?wogangganghaiyiweitashinidieni!meixiangdaonierzizhangdehaitingsuini,jiusuileyigezixianlao!”

“xiaotuzaizi!nimawo?”damabukesiyidekanzheyerendeshuodao。

yerendediantoudao:“nihaiyoulaonianchidaia,zheidoutingbuchulai!naozibuhaobushinidecuo,danshichulaiherenjiushinidebudui!”

“haiyouni!nizhangzuiganshenme?sanshilaisui,nitemehaishigehaizi?wokannishidanaochuancixiaonaoweisuo,huozhelangfeikongqi,silelangfeitudi,bansibuhuolangfeilongguobi!nishizenmehaoyisilaidaozheigeshijieshangdeni?”

yizhuantoukanzhedamazhandoudezuichun,yerendeluchuhuangrandawudeshenqingdao:“e!wozhidaole,yuanlaishinizheigebuyaoliandesilayingzhuailachulaideshiba!”

damafennudedahou:“aaaaaa!”

yerendexunsubashouzhongdezhijuanchengyigejuantong,shuangshoufangzaiqianfang,yibuyiduojiaodewangqianchuanci!

“退!退!退!”

zheiyimuzhijiebadamagandelengzhule,shenxingbuzijuedehoutui,zhouweikanrenaodezuijiaodoukuaibiebuzhuxiaole,zheishishenmefanzhuan?

“baibailelianggezhizhang!”

jiuzaizheishiditiedaozhanle,yerendezhuanshenjiupao,dengdamahuiguoshenlaiditieyijingguanmenle!

“aaaaa!**!qisilaoniangle!”

damawuzhexiongkoubuduanchuanxi,zhouweidequnzhongxiaodeshenxingbuduanzhandou,zheijiushidangdaidaxueshengma?suzhibuxiang,yuqiangzeqiang!

yerendeyishuaitoufa,lianshangdaizhexiaorongdigudao:“hei!jiuzhei?fumianqingxuyebunandema!”

【damafumianqingxuzhi+12138!】

xialeditieshengxiadeluyerendezhijiedachuzuhuidaojiali,xingfendedakaixitong!

“xitong,jiwoshangcai!bawodedalibaokaikai!kankandouyoushenmehaodongxi!”

【xinshoulibaokaiqi,gongxihuodejiyinsuoyaoji!(keyizhubukaiqirentineibujiyinsuo,shoucifuyongkeshunjiantishengshentisuzhidaodakaidiyizhongjiyinsuozhiqian!)】

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【武器精通!】

【战斗精通!】

【gongxihuodejingyingzhandouyuan*10!(chucizhaohuanzhihoubudeshouhui!)】

yerendezhabazhabayanjing,zhijiebayaojinachulai,zheidongxitazhidaotigaoshentisuzhidema,xiaoshuolidouzheimexie!jiushizheigejiyinsuoshishenmegui?

“made,anzhaoxiaoshuolimiandeniaoxing,shibushiyijingyourenyanjiuchulaizheixiedongxile?yourennengfeitiandundi?jiutemelipu!”

yerendexiaoshengdiguzhe,danhaishibashouzhongdeyaojiyikoutunle!

“bajibaji!ng,meiyouweidao,chaping!”

“咔嚓!”

yerendekanzhebeizijibuxiaoxinniesuideyaojipingzizuijiaoyichou,zheijiushikaiqijiyinsuozhiqianzuiqiangdeliliangma?guorangou**!

yerendemolemoxiabadishengdao:“woshibushiyinggaimofangxiaoshuolimiandelaiyiju,woganjuewoyiquannengdasiyitouniu!”

yerendeziwodiaokanyixia,jinjiezhetaochushouji,fanlefanxianzaidezhongdongzhanju,yerendedashouyihuidao:“jiujuedingshinile!xuliya!”

zhongdongzheidifanghaishihaoa!biedebushuotachanshiyoua!

“喵!”

turanyishengmaojiaochuanlai,yerendeditouyikan,zijideheimaopaoguolaile,cishizhengzaidishang**shenme!

“you!xiaohei!nishenmeshihoujinlaide?wodoumeifaxian!”

yerendexiaomimideshuozhe,turanlianseyijiang,kanzhedishangyididanhongsedeyaojibeiheimaotianjinduzilidunshimengquanle!

“**!zheigebunenghea!kuaituchulai!tuchulaile!”

yerendezhuazhexiaoheifengkuangyaohuang,ganggangwushihaoshengdeyaojitahewanhaiyouyidiandianguazaibeibishang,xianzaijuranbeixiaoheihele!

“xitong!chulaiganhuo!zheidongximaoheleyoushawentimei?”

yerendebaozaodexunwendao,danshikongqisiyibandechenji/

“cao!renjiaxitongdouyounaozi,nitemeliangenaozidoumeiyou!”

maleyijuzhihouyerendedingzhexiaohei,xiaoheidingzheyerende,yirenyimaojiuzheimeduishi!

turanyerendekaikoudao:“ninengtingdongwoshuohua?”

xiaoheidianlediantou,yerendedunshizuijiaoyichou,wanwanmeixiangdaoyaojihaiyouzheizuoyong!

“youmeiyoushenmebushiyingde?”

xiaoheixiangleyixia,congyerendeshuangshouzhongzhengzhayixia,ranhoushuangjiaoerli,lianggezhuazidayaodabaidewangqianzou!

yerendedoukanshale,zheitemehaishiyizhimao?weishenmewocongtashenshangkandaolesigezi,baqicelou!

“咔嚓!”

“**!”

yerendezhenjingdedengdashuangyan,chadianmeibaxiabalaxialai,takandaoleshenme?yizhimao,yiquantoujuranbatadeyijumenhongchuyigedong!

“wotemiaozhidaole,yejiushiniyeyaokaijiyinsuole?”

xiaoheiyaoleyaotou,jinjiezheshenchuyigenshouzhi,yerendekandongle,tongshitayeshale!

“nishuonidakailediyidaojiyinsuo?”

“miao!”xiaoheidianlediantoumiaoleyisheng!

yerendebengkuidao:“wozibilea!wojuranmeiyouyizhimaokaidekuai!gouxitong!nizheiyaojiquedingshijirenleizhunbeide?woliangdaodisheishizhujiao?”

bieshuoyerendele,jiushixitongcishiyeshimengbile,zheiwanyiduiyumaoyeyouyongma?

yerendebaoqixiaoheiyilianyansudao:“xiaohei!yihounijiugenwohunle!zanyeliangyiqiquxuliyaba!”

“喵!”

“piaoliang!bukuishiwoerzi!”yerendeshifenmanyideshuodao,turanlianseyijiang,tajurannengtingdongzijiamaodeyisile!jiutemelipu!danshixitongdouchulai,zheidiandongxiyesuanshixiaoyisi!

shuoganjiugan,yerendejilaobalaomafayitiaoduanxin,shuozijiqushixidanweile,ranhounaqihuzhaojiukaishidingjipiao!

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“hu!zhongyudaodifangle!”

yerendelaidaoyichuyinbidesihutong,zhijiebashimingjingyingduiyuanzhaohuanchulai,tongshishiyongfumianzhijiesuokejishu,neiweidamazaihouxudeyitianliyoujitatigongleyiwanduodefumianzhi!

buzhidaoshisheibaditieshijianpailexialai,xianzaizaiwangshangfajiao,zuzuqianwandeqingxudian!yiqingxudiandegoumailizuzuxiangdangyuyilongguobi,erqiehaizaibuduanshangzhang!

youqian!xianzaiyoudeshiqian!jiushixiaofei!

“nimenfenbieshiyeyidaoyeshi!yihoujiushiwoyemaoyongbingtuandeguganle!”

yerendeshifenxingfendeshuodao,bijingtacaishiyigeershisuidexiaohuozi,rexuenaneryoumeiyou!

“lai!renshouyibaak47,yibasubshouqiang,zhanshumajiachuanshang,danjiadoudaishang!youduoshaodaiduoshao!shouleiguawuge!”

yeyigangadao:“laoda!womenxianzaihaizaixuliyadeshoudoua!yaoshizheimechuquwohenhuibeidangcheng**ba!”

yerendezuijiaoyichou,made,bazheichajiwangle,weilebaoxianqijian,tabajiangluodidiananpaizaizuianquandedifang,bijingxianzaidexuliyadaochudouzaidazhang!

“那我们!”

“轰!”

“dadadadadadada!”

jiuzaizheishiyuanchuturanchuanchuyilianchuandepaohuosheng,zhijianjulicichubuyuandejichangturanfashengjudadebaozha!

“**!shuocaocaocaocaojiudao!tahaizhenganguolaile!”

yerendeyilianxingfen!“xiongdimen!zou!zhaoyigegaodiandedifang,kankanzenmegeshi!”

haojihuia!zheibujiunengdayaodabaidaizhezhuangbeichelile?buranyidiananquangandoumeiyou!

buyuanchudejichangshuangfangzuzujinqianrenzhengzaijiaozhan,danshiyinwei**kongzhilejichang,jichangneihaiyoudaliangdewaiguoyouren,yishijianxuliya**junbuganshiyongdaguimoshashangxingwuqi,jiuzhinengyongbuqiangqianggong!

“轰!”

“轰!”

“哒哒哒哒哒!”

jiuzaizheishishoudouzhiwaiyechuanlaiyizhenzhenpaohuosheng,jinjiezhedabuduikaishijizhan!yerendemeitouyitiaodao:“zheilidejushiyijingehuadaozheizhongchengdulema?”

yeyichenshengdao:“laoda,tingzhejiaohuodeshengyinjuliwomenbusuantaiyuan,danshihuolipeibeiyinggaibugao,renshubuduo!zheilishoujunyinggaibuchaoguowuqian!”

yerendehuangrandawudao:“e!wodongle!zheishirangrenjiamodaolaojiale,zhei**junyebuxinga!”

yeyichenshengdao:“laoda!womenbangnabian?”

yerendetiaomeidao:“bangneibian?dangranshibangqianle!kansheijideqianduobangshei,zanmenkeshiguyongbing!”

“喵!”

xiaoheishuomeicuo!jiushizheiyang,zhuanqianjitamaimaoliang!

yerendeluleyibajianbangshangdexiaoheixiaodao:“meicuo!dengyouqianlejinigaigemaogong,jininongyiqunxiaomumao!”

“喵!!!”

xiaoheizhangyawuzhuade,jiaoshengdoubiandejianlile!

yeyitamenwuyudekanzhelaoda,nijiuzheimedoumao?

“嗖!”

“啪!”

turanyerendeyigebaitou,yifazidancongyerendedeyanqianfeiguoqudazaibuyuanchudeqiangbishang!

“**!zheimeyuanniyeyouliudan,nimentemeshiduizhetiankongkaiqiangdema?”

yerendemamalieliedekaikoudao,tongshiyehenchayi,ganggangwanquanjiushizijixiayishidefanying!jurannengduoguozidan,suiranyijingshichaoguoqiangxieshejifanweidejuli!

yerendedashouyihuidao:“made,nimendalaozi,juedingle,zhao**jundegaoceng!nongsizheibangwangzheibiandaqiangde!”

**wanwanmeixiangdao,zijiluankaideyifazidanreshangyigefengzi!

“嗯?来条大鱼!”

yerendeshuangyanfangguangdekanzhelouxia,jinjiezheduizheshenpangdeyeyijirenxunwendao:“wulouwomennengwushangluodima?”

yeyidianlediantoudao:“keyide,luodizhihoujinxingxielinenggouwushangxialuo!”

yerendedianlediantou,bijingtasuiranjingtonggedouheqiangxie,danshiduiyuxianzaideshentisuzhitahaimeiyoushiyanguo,haishixunwenyixiabijiaohao。

“哒哒哒哒哒!”

“轰!”

jiuzaizheishixiafangyijingkaida,xianranzheichangtuxishiyouyumoude!**zaijichanglixiechiguojiyouren,jiushiweilediaozheitiaodayu!

“保护将军!”

“cao!lanzhutamenbierangtamenchongguolai!”

“轰!”

xiafangyizucheduiluanchengyituan,wuliangyueyecheshangdeshibinghuzheyimingjiangjunyuturanchuxiandefanpanjunjinxingjiaohuo!erfangxiangzhenghaobeiduizheyerendetamen!

yerendeduizhexiafangdahoudao:“wei!xiongde!maiguama?”

“兄嘚!买挂吗?”

yerendedeshengyinneijiaoyigexiangliang,jiusuanshizaiqianglindanyuzhongjiangjundoutingdaole,renbuzhutaitoukanqu,zhijiandaoyizhiquanfuwuzhuangdebudui。

jiushiganjuezheigelingtoudebutaicongming,jianbangshangkangzheyizhimao,cizhedayaduizhezijixiao!

“什么?什么挂?”

jiangjunyilianmimang,changmiansuiranbijiaojingxindongpo,dantakeshijianguodachangmiande,shunjianjiunengfenxichulai,turanchuxiandezheizhiduiwumeiyouxiangshaziji,buranxianzaitamenyijingliangliangle!

“**!”

xiayishunjiangjunzhijiebaocukou,tongkongjuzhen,takandaolerangtayongshengnanwangdeyimu!

neiyizhixiaoduizhijiecongwulouloudingyiyueerxia,zaitamenzhenjingdemuguangzhong,yigefangun,jiashangliyudatingshenxingbizhidechuxianzaitamenyanqian!

“xiongde!maiguama?”yerendexiaoxixidewendao。

jiangjunnaodaiyiwai,a?tongshiyerendenaohaizhongfumianqingxuzhiyezaibuduanpansheng!

“zheiweidage!nishishenmeyisi?”jiangjunchouchuyixia,haishijuedingjiaodage,takanzhonglekanqianbianhaizaididangfanpanjundeshijimingshibingmomotanlekouqi,rebuqi!rebuqi!

yerendebiaoqingyansudao:“women,yemaoyongbingtuan!xiongde,guyongwomen,miediaotamenzenmeyang?”

jiangjunshuangyanyiliangdao:“guozhenma?”

biekantamenjiushigeren,jiudancongwuloutiaoxialaihaofawushangzheiyidian,zhandoulijueduilipu!

yerendexiaodao:“fangxin!jueduiwuchaosuozhi!liangbaiwanmeijin!wobangnidachuantamen,zaijiashangyigeburangniweinansuishouwanchengdechengnuokeyibu?”

jiangjunchensiyixiadiantoudao:“hao!yiyanweiding!”

yerendeyihuishoudao:“xiongdimen!ganhuole!”

“咔嚓!”

“哒!哒哒!”

“哒哒哒!”

yerendejirenzhanchengyipai,liugerenconghoumianzouchulai,sanqiangdianshe,qiangqiangbaotou,qianmianlutoujiumiao,neixiexiangdang**de,gangchongchulaijiubeiyiqiangtouliangqiangxiongdianbaole!

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fanpanjunbeizheiyimuheshale,duimianzheishilaigeshenxianma?lutoujiumiao?tamenbaquanshenmaizaiyantihoumian,baqiangjuqilaiyebukan,duizhewaimianjiushiyilianchuandesaoshe!

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“啊!我的手!”

“啊!”

yishengshengcanjiaochuanlai,bulutou?neihao,lushamiaosha!shuangshouquandoubeidachuanle!

fanpanjunyonglebuzhidaoduojiucaibazheiyibaimingshibingsongjinlai!mouhuazheiyichangcisha,beiyerendejigerenyongduanduanjifenzhongdeshijiancuihuile!

“走你!”

“轰!”

yerendetaochuyimeishouliudandiuchuqu,yishengbaozhazhihouzuihouyigefanpanjunbeihongfeichulai!zicizhishengxiayuanchudeqiangsheng!

“jiangjun!gaoding!daqian!”

jiangjundengdashuangyankanzheyerende,jinjiezheshuangyanfangguangreqingdeshuodao:“aiya!yemaoyongbingtuanshiba!guoranniubi,lai!dalao,zanmenjiagelianxifangshi!liangbaiwanmeijinmashangdaguoqu!”

kaiwanxiao,bujiushiqianma?zaitamenzhongdongshadouque,danzhiyaoyoudipanneijiubuqueqian!tamenzheiweishenmefashengzhanluan?bujiushiyinweishiyoutaiduoma!