第2章 不做软糯豆腐,卷王霸气开怼

tuyaotingbalianliandaoqian:“acijiejie,nimeiyouqiangqiangminnan,nishizaijiuwo……”

tuyaodejiarendadoumingsangyuwenyizhizhong,zhishengtahejiejiexiangyiweiming。

jijiejiezhibingjixuyongqian,tuyaobeirenhongpianzhemaiweilenuli。dezhiyaobeisongjiyouqianrenjiadexiaojiehou,jilifankang,wuyacilujianbuping,jiuxialeta。

shengdedaoshimeimuqingxiu,rerenlianai……keminghuanbudongxinshang,jielehaoqi,biankaishixiazhukeling:“wowenwanle,nizouba。”

tuyaobuken,yangqiudao:“jiejie,woxiangliuxialaizuogong,haobaodanindejiumingzhien。”

minghuanwushidiaoneishuangmaimaihanqingdeyanmou,lengmohuishou:“bubile。”

tuyaozhidelikai。zoudaomenkou,tingjianwuneichuanlaiyishenghuhuan,ganmangxinxizhuanshen,quezhidelejulengbingbingdetixing:“jidebamendaishang。”tuyaodeliansebianleyoubian,xuanranyuqidiguanshanglemen。

talikaihou,minghuandexiongkoukaishijulietengtong,shentiliyouliangguliliangzaibuduanlache。

yishixiaoshiqian,tatingjianleyigeqijibaihuaideshengyin:“nizheigehuainvren,haiwoshenti,haiwomeinan!”

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xinglaihoukanjianmanwuzidemeinan,minghuanbingbuchijing。

tazhoumeiyanxiabeirentouweideputao,qishenyuanliwota,chaozheqianfanglianzhishuxia:“ni,ni,ni,nimen。”

meinanmenzhengqihuayiditingxiadongzuo,jinzhangqiejingxidikanzheta。

“都给我滚出去!”

piankehou,fangjianhuifuleanjing。

zheishinaohailizaicixiangqishuxidezhouma:“huainvren!haiwoshenti!haiwomeinan!”

是乌雅辞!

minghuanlengheng:“chounvren,sheixihannideposhenti?buguowolaile,tabianshiwodele。”

“wocaibuchou!”wuyacibufuqi,qihuhudizhouma,“wodeshentiwozuozhu,nizheigeqiangdao,wochizaoyaojiangniganzou!”

minghuanzuoerjinyouerchu,suikoufuyan:“haohaohao。”taiduqingmanzhiji,haidekongzaifangjianlizhuanyouleyiquan。

wuyaciqidexiongkoufamen。

minghuanyidun,juedezheizhongganjueshifenxinqi:“nishengqile?”

“wobugaishengqima?”wuyacilengheng。

minghuanmeizaijiuchan,zhuanerwenqiwuyacideshenshi。duifangzhishuozijishiwuyahuasinianqianrenhuidenver,zhiqiandeshiqingqueyigaibuzhi。

kanlai,congtakouzhongwenbuchushenme,daoshineiwuyahuakenengzhidaoxieyinqing。

fangmenturanbeirentuikai,yichuanzhehuameidenanziduanzheguopanzoulejinlai。minghuanminruidichajuedaolemenwaiyoudisanrendeqixi,neishiyidaobuhuaihaoyidekuitan。kedaimeinanzoujinhou,wuwaiquekongkongruye。

“zheishijingfeng,loulidetoupai,wodelanyanzhiji。”wuyacijidongdishuo,“tashilaipeiwowanerde!”

xiangzheiyangdelanyanzhiji,wuyacikongpayouhaojishige!

jingfengzuolexialai,yongchuanzheshouyideshouzhiqiminghuandegebo,xintengdichuilechui:“neijianshiwoyousuoerwen,jiangjiaxiaojieweimiantaibadaolexie。zheishangyidinghentengba……”

minghuantingdejipigedazhimao,lengbingbingtuikaijingfeng:“woshentibushi,gongzihaishiqinghuiba。”

tagenzheigedifanggenbenjiubuduipan!minghuanyikeyedaibuxiaqu!daijingfenglikaihouyexiangpaipaipiguzouren。

“nibiezoua!wodianlezhezi。”wuyacidashengwanliu。

shenmeguizhezi?tabuganxingqu。

“jintiandegushitebieyouyisi!”weilerangminghuanliuxia,wuyacitaotaobujue,“zheiweishuoshurenfeichangyouming!jintiandebiaoyan,wotiqianpailesangeyuecaipaidao!niyidingyaotingting!”shuodaozuihou,tadeyuqilimanshiaiqiu。

minghuanmianqiangzuolexialai,haoqijiujingshishenme,jingredezheigefeicairucijidong。

“wotingdaonimawofeicaile!”wuyacidehuntirenbuzhufanlegebaiyan。

e,wangletamengongyongyigeshentile。minghuanmianbugaise:“suoyi,youshenmexiyinnide?”

“zheichuxijiaozuo——yonglenvdiyutademeinanhougongmen。”wuyacizihaodishuo。

yonglenvhuang,qianruguoshangyirenhuangdi——huangtiandaluyoushikekaodediyirennvhuang。napashiminghuanzheizhongshenjujianchudeliangongkuangmo,yeduitashifenqinpei。

zheiweinvhuangxionghuaidalve、jiangongwushu。yuyongandidegushiyeshifennairenxunweier。yourenshuotamenshizhenxinxiangai,yeyourenshuoshiyongandiqiangquhaoduo。danbuguannazhong,yongandisihou,nvhuangzaiweiyouguoxinren,queshibuzhengdeshishi。

minjianzenhuibianpaizheiyangyichuxi?minghuanjiuzheng:“yonglenvhuangxionghuaidazhi!genbenwuxinnannvzhiqing,zheichuzheziyitingjiuwushenyisi!”

“zenmemeiyisi?”wuyacizhengbiandao,“qianruguodenanrenziguyilaibiansanqisiqie。yonglenvhuangdangshangnvdihou,gennaweichaochenguanxijinyixie,quehuizaorenbianpai。neixieqianruguodenanrenweimiantaiguofenle!womendoutiyonglenvhuangbuping。tashengqianmeinengxiangshoudeshi,sihouzanbixujitaanpaishang!”

shengqian……shia。zheiyangyiweiqiangujueyandenvren,queyuwunianqianqushile。tingshuoshiyinbinglishi,weimianlingrenewantanxi。

minghuanxiongkoufase,qingchiyisheng:“wuliao。yonglenvdiweibihuixihuan。”

“xu,bieshuole。”wuyacidaduanleta,yinweigushijiuyaokaichangle。

tamensuozaideyajian,zhengduizhewutai。yituikaichuang,bianshijuejiadeguankanshijiao。

“diyimunvhuangdianjiang。”

“diyimuyaohoulishi。”

wuyaciheshuoshurendeshengyintongshixiangqi,shuodequebushitongyichuxi。taanjingleyihuier,yuetingyueji:“zheibushiwodiandezhezi!”

“neijiuzhaorenwenwen。”minghuanchaowaimianhanleyisheng,bianyouxiaosisesedizoulejinlai。

“taixiajiangdeweihebushiwodiande……”

minghuanhuameishuowan,neirenbianlvxianguilexialai,weinandishuo:“acixiaojie,zhei……zheizuihouyichangbiaoyanbeibeizelaideneiweijijiezoule。”

wuyaciyidun,juranxinpingqihedijieshoule:“yuanlaishizheiyanga,neizanmenhuiquba。”

minghuandelianquechenlexiaqu:“zenmenengjiuzheimesuanle?”

xiaosijianguowuyacijihui。zheiweixiaojiexianglaiheqi,haishidiyicijiantaluchurucinankandebiaoqing。hedesuojinleshenti,nulijiangdizijidecunzaigan。

“bale,nixiaquba。”minghuandaobuzhiyuweinanyigewugudexiaosi。neirenyiting,liketaolilefangjian。

“yinweijiangyuexiaojiezanmendezuibuqi。”wuyacixiaoshengtixing,“bazanmenbangqilaidadejiushitadeyahuan。”

“e?neijiugengbunengshanbaganxiule!”minghuanyiting,jiangyuyuezhezidemupaicongchuangkourengchu,zhidiyoushengdizazaileshuoshurendemuzhuozhishang。

“xianlaihoudao!shisheirucilianda,juranjiasaichadui?qingxianshenghuanbenzhezijiang!”tadeshengyinanzangfengmang,meiyouzhurulingliquerangsuoyourentingdeyiqingerchu。

yiguwuxingdeyali,hedezhongrenpingzhulehuxi。zhengzuoxiloushunjianbiandeyaquewusheng。