第5章 糟糕!是美男计!

tajiagongzishenzhongjudu,shiqugongli。fengxujiaojiwanfen,zhaolaitiancaidibao,zaijingxinbuzhidejiejiezhonglianzhidanyao。yanjianzhejiuyaodagonggaochengle,yigebuzhitiangaodihoudeyouhun,jingdayaodabaidichuangrulejiejie。haihaobukeqidixishoulejijiangchengxingdejiedudan。

yiqiefashengdetaikuai,fengxucuoshoubuji。zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzheyouhunjiangdanyaodeliliangdaizou。huangmangzhizhong,zaiduifangshenshangdaxialeyigezhuizongdeyinji。

shouzhongdeqiandaizaoyibeiniebianlexing,fengxuyaoyaqiechi:“shuxiaxianzaijiuqujiangtaqinlai,weigongzizhongxinlianzhijieyao!”

gupanquechenchendikanxiangta。

fengxushunjianlengjingxialai,anzichuaice:“gongzidingyougengjiashenyuandejihua,neigeyouhunzhudinghuichibuledouzhezou!”

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minghuanzuozaidianbodemacheshang,cikezhengqianwangjiaoqu,zhunbeibushinanmin。taduizheizhongshibuganxingqu,bujiediwenwuyaci:“zheitiandixiaqiongrenwushu,nijiudeguolaima?”

wuyacixiaolexiao,zhenchengdishuo:“nengrangtamenduokuaileyitian,yeshizhidede。nibiedaoluan。”

minghuanmeixiangdaoluan,bushenzaiyidishuo:“wushangdaya,wohuibangnide。”

machejixuzailinjianxiaodaohuangyou,dianbodiwangqianshiqu。

gupanjingjingdidengzaimacheqianxingdebijingzhilushang,beikaodashuyourandiyangtouwangtian。

fengxuzezaiyipangmomoyungong,buxiamizhang——cizhenfajuyoumihuorenxindexiaoguo,zhenfazhizhong,neiqungenletamenyiludeweiba,cikezhengzaihezijirenpingenisiwohuo。

guanyuwuyaci,tajiagongziguoranlingyouanpai,zhunbeizhaojihuihunjinfuzhong。gongzibukuishigongzi!zheiyangbujinnengshouzhejieyaoguniang,hainengchenjidaoqushenmu。

gupanmuguangliuzhuan,xinshangzhemanshufanhua,qingshengzantandao:“zheishugengmeile。”shuowan,bishangyanjing,xiangshouzhehuaxiangdexili,suikouxunwen,“wozheiyangzuozhe,kehairuyan?”

fengxudazan:“gongziziranshizuihaokande!”

“qianxieriwanbaogeyoufuhuapaichuletianjia,nishuowoshibushiyexuyaodaigehuaguan?”

fengxuweiweizhoumei:“gongzi,neihuazhongdeqingyuangongzidangrizaicanjiashanghuadahui,ziranshihetoudaihuaguan。danzanmenxianzaiquezaixiangyexiaodaoshang,ruguodaishang,qibushitaikeyi,taiqiguaile?”

gupanqingqingyixiao,yuqijingyouxieshiwang:“neiqibushidanwuleruciliangchenmeijing……”

jiuzaizheishi,yuanchudematishengdapoleningjing。gupanyidun,taishoushiyi,fengxuganmangchezoumizhang。

shashoumenyingshengerlai,benxiangdazhanyichang,quebeigupanyizhaomiaosha。

gupankoutuxianxue,bushenzaiyidimoleyibaxue,xiaodao:“zheidu,guoranbadao!”

suoweidegonglijinshi,bingbushizheimeduoniandexiuweiquanbuxiaosan。ershibeiduxingyazhiwufayunxing,fouzejiuhuixiangxianzaizheiyangzaodaofanshi。

fengxuxintengbuyi:“gongzi,ninxianzaibunengsuibianyungonga!”shuowan,ganmangbangtabuzhixionganxianchang,jiangshashoudeshitihengqishubadibaizaidishang。

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qizhongyimingshashouyanzhongshanguoyisijuewang,zhuantoukanxiangkoutuxianxuedegupan,sihuzaixunzhaoyixianshengji。jiezhejuqishouzhongbaojian,henhenxianggupanciqu。

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neimingshashoulengzhule,yanzhengzhengdikanzhegupandemiankongcongxiongezhuanweipingjing。jiezhefangruoyiweizhenjielienvban,juejuediduitashuo:“woshibuhuidangnimenyazhaifujunde!”shuowanshentiweiqingxiangtakaojin,shengyinbiandedicheneryinleng,rutongeguidediyu,“kuaipao!fouze,nihuishengburusi!”

shashoudelianseshunjiancangbai,liangundaipaditaolilecidi。qitashashoujianzhuang,yefenfensisantaokai。

fengxuganmangpeihezijiagongzi,zaihoumianzhuangmozuoyangdidahanleqilai:“dairenbiepao,neikeshiwomenquanbudejiadanga!”

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tafasilingluan,lianjiacangbai,zuijiaoshenxue。kebujinbulangbei,haiduolejifenbingtaizhimei。shuoshihuazhongrenyebuweiguo,kandelianjiachedepurendouwangjilehuxi。

minghuanquelengruobingshuang,dandanfenfu:“bazheirenyikai。”

duozaianchuquerfufandefengxu,yanzhongmanshiyihuo。zheinvrenpabushiyoubingba!fouzezenhuiduitajiagongzidemeisehaowufanying?

jiazhuangrouruodegupanyemeiyouliaodao,beiminghuandehuaqidemengkeleliangsheng。

wuyacijianzhuangyuxinburen,jiqiedishuo:“nijiujiutaba!”

minghuanbujie:“weiheyaojiu?”

“tashengderucijunmei,zennengjiucisiqu!”wuyacishuozhe,jingkongzhishuangtuizouxianglegupan。

minghuanjuedeyoubiyaotixingta,renzhendao:“lailibuming,haibeirenzhuisha。zheirenkebushisuibiannengjiande!”

wuyaciquezaoyibeimeisechonghunletounao。jinjulizhixia,yufaxindong,maiyuanminghuan:“nizennengrucihenxin?tashouleqifu,nihaizaizheiershuofenglianghua!taruoshitingjianle,huishangxinde。”

minghuantingxiaole:“e,shima?yuwohegan。niruozaizheiyang,wolianjinridebushidoubuqule。”

minghuanlenglengsaoxianggupan,zhuanshenyuzou,gupanqueturanhuiguangfanzhao,qishenzhuazhuletadeshou。

wuyaciheminghuanjieshiyizhen,momodengdaizhejutongdelaixi。

ranertengtongbingmeiyouruqierzhi!

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zhiyiyan,bianbuhuolewuyacizhengkexin!meisedangtou,tajingchenggongyaxiaminghuan,jiangduifangzhenyunleguoqu。