天临王朝，京城。
dongfangweiliang，xiangfuzhaiqianrenqunxirang。
xiangfufurenyouyun，sangeyuedurupenda，wugeyuebianzhangrumopan，youjingyandepozishuozheiyitaihuailezhishaosange，gengkepadeshizheifurennianjinsishi，haishigaolingyouyun！
kelianchengxiangnianyubanbai，laolaidezibenshidaxi，quebuxiangzheidaxiguoletou。
惊喜变惊吓！
youzhiqingrenshidao，“wanxingdeshi，chengxiangjijingbozhejiandaolexuanyigeguishou。”
“nishishuo，neiweishenlongjianshoubujianweidehuoyanwang？”
yishuangguishou，nengyihuorenbaibing，rangsirenzhengyan！
buguocirenxinggeguguai，yizhengyixie，yishuwushuang，yongdugengshichushenruhua。
“danzheishenyisuoyandejiurenshouduanqueshihairentingwen！jushuozainiangtaibayueshi，bianyonglirenpoufuquchutaier，zaijiangdupiyongxianfengshang……kezheidupiqinengxiangyifu？polefengbuleshi！”
“ai，bingjiluantouyi。”
……
funei，keweishuishenhuore。
laochengxiangchuzaiwaishi，biaoqingchenzhong。
neiguanjiajiliquanzu，“laoyea！weidaizuyuebianhuoshengshengpoufuquzi，jianzhihuangmiu，nashijiuren，fenmingsharen。”
fangzhonghujing，siyihuchunshuizharanningguchengbing，“chengxiangdaren，zheihuiernaonaomeishier，buguoxiwangzaiwodongdaodeshihou，buyaozaitingdaoshenmerangrenbutaiyukuaideshengyin，fouzewozheishouyidou，buxiaoxinpoucuoledier……”
一言出，四下静。
xianchangdunshiyipiansiji，manfupucongpingxidaqidoubuganchu！
“shishi，qingshenyiwubijiuwoqier。”chengxiangbianshuobianshenshoumotoushangdelenghan。
fangjiannei，qiulanwangxiangshenbianren，“woshuoxiaojie，nishenmeshihouzuoqilewenpodeshengyi。”
lingxiyueyixisuseyishan，mianfubosha，manyouyoudaishangtiancanyinsishoutao，“wogaoxing。”
qiulanwunai，anfanbaiyan。
这理由，够任性。
“xiaojie，duotaizhizibenjiushouruonanyanghuo，weiheyaobageyuejiupouchulai。”qiulanyihuo。
lingxiyuexiazhenfengletashangmeifuzuihouyichudaxue，“zhengchanglaishuotaierzaimutililiugeyue，xinnaofeidengzhuyaoqiguandouyifayuwanquan，manershibazhoucunhuogailvbiandashizhibajiu，bayuezuyi。”
“e……”qiulansidongfeidong。
“ruodengzushiyuemutihuibeitaierhaojinxinxue，hennanchengguozheiyangdadezheteng。”lirenzheshechudebinglengguangmanghuangguolingxiyuelimou。
一刀下去！
piporouzhan，duchangfankai，yinhongcimudexianxueboyongerchu！
“geshudequebushao，buguoyoudianyiwei，wokankan……”lingxiyuesizaiyoushanwanshuibanqieyi，neishouzainongchouxuejiangzhongchuansuo，lilidajiedechangzibaizheng，youboboqizangzhiyuyipang，rushujiazhen。
beipoukaidezigongli，xuelinlinderentou，sizhi，qidaijiaozhirudong……
“呕——”
wuneixiangqiyipianganoushengyin。
wodegeqinniang！zuijinsihoudeyahuanyishengchouqi，“putong”daozailedishang！
qiulanweizhongyeshiyizhenfangun。
wodexiaojie，doushenmeshihoule，zannengzhengjingdianma！
tianguangchongpotianji，jijingchenmendexiangfuhuranzhakaileguo。
“zhunshichushile！”denghouzaifuwaiderenmenyigegeshenzhangzhebozi，xiangbeitizhezhangjingdeyazidianjiaowangliguanwang。
“daxi，daxia！”laoguanjiapaochuchuanxin。
众人双眼瞪直。
大喜？
tagaohu，“furenxidesanziyinv，muzipingan！”
哗——
zhengtiaodajierenqunyourufeishuifantengqilai！