nanzhushisuijindeshenjia，tajiajingpinhan，niangqinzicongshengxiatahoumeijigeyuejiuqule，diediediernianqulehouniangjinmen。
doushuoyoulehouniangjiuyouhoudie，zheihuayidianyebujia，houniangdainanzhubuhao，chibubaochuanbunuan，chaodamuma，jialidehuodoushinanzhuzaizuo。
yanqiaozhedidiniansuijianjiandale，yaoquxuetangdushu，kejialimeiyouyinzi，houniangbianshuobatamaijicunzilimaizhuroudetufu。
yaozhidaoneisanshiduosuidetufuwudasancu，yiquantoukeyidasiyitouniu，tingshuocengjingtaoguolaopo，kelianbeitahuohuodasile，zhihouzaimeiyourenjiangnverjiajita。
meixiangdaotacaishisui，hounianghediedieweilewuliangyinzijiuyaojiangtamaile。
nanzhubuxiangjiajineitufu，lianyeshoushibaofutaopao。
taxinhuaitante，yiludiediezhuangzhuangzhongyujinlejing，kandaoshenfuzhangbangpinbinv，nanzhuxinxiangzheiliyuanzaijingcheng，shenfuguizhouzhijia，kendingbuhuibeijiarenzhaodao，bianqianleshinianhuoqi。
zidaneitianqinanzhujiujinleshenfu，beifendaofuzhongsi**shenbiandangsandengyahuan。
啪——
“jianbi，jurangannongzang**dequnzi。”
nanzhugangjinfuzhongbangeyue，sandengyahuanzhinengzaisi**yuanzilizuoxiecuhuo，haiyaorenshoudayahuandexunchi。
neiritajiangsi**xiganjingdeyifujiaoji**shenbiandedayahuanyunxiuhou，meiguoduojiubeijiaoqusi**fangzhongwenhua。
xiuyunjiandaonanzhu，lingtaguixia，ranhoubuyoufenshuodaletayibazhang，chimatanongzanglesi**dequnzi。
“奴婢冤枉……”
nanzhuputongyixiaguizaidishang，lianshanghuoshaosideteng，hanyuandehuahaimeishuowan，xiuyunyoudaletayibazhang。
“jianbi，haiganzuiying！nikezhizheizhenzhushaduomejingui，jiusuanshigeniyehuanbulaizheiyipiliaozi！”
“nubimeiyou，qing**mingcha！”
gangjinfudenanzhubudongrenqingshigu，yaodingzijishibeiyuanwangde，yiwei**huiweitazuozhu，naihegenbenmeiyourenxiangxinta。
xiuyunduisi**dao：“si**，zheijianbiyezhidaoninyifujingui，juranbukenchengren。”
si**mingjiaoshencongyu，shigejiaoshengguanyang、renxingbahudezhuer。
yuanshizhunbeihuanlexinyishang，zhunbeiquningshunhoufuzhongcanjiashanghuayande，yifushizaozaodinghaodeliaozihekuanshi，jiuzhunbeijintiandafangyicai，sheizhibeinongzanglechuanbuchuqu，qidebuxing。
yidiezidianxinhenhenzazainanzhushenshang。
numadao：“gaisidejianbi！zhangzeershi，guanquchaifang！”
nanzhubeilianggepozituodaowaimianquguixia，shengshengaileershibanzi，zuihouhaibeisi**guanzaichaifangsantiansanyemeiyouchihe。
cihounanzhuzhidao，zaizheiguogongfuzhong，xiangtazheizhongzuocuhuodenubi，renweiyanqing，chuleaidadingzui，shimeiyoushuohuadefende，yifudingranshixiuyunnongzangde，zaizangjita。
keshi，renjiashi**shenbiandedayahuan，ziranzhitingdejiantadehua。
zicongneiciyihou，nanzhuzaisi**yuanzhongzuoshitoumaidegengdi，buganhesheiluanshuohua，gengbugangensheidingzhuang，suiranleiledian，zhishaohenshaozaiaidaaiele。
gangrufuzhongdenanzhugetoushoushouxiaoxiao，yinweilaijingdelushangfengchuirishai，riyedianbo，beishaideyouhei，fangzairenqunzhongbingbudayan。
daiguoleliunian，sheiyemeixiangdaoneigemomowuwendenanzhujingshigerucixiannenduozhidenvjiaoe，chunhongchibai，guangjiedeetouxia，yishuangwuliangdemouziyiyifaguang。
hunshenshangxia，yixisudebunengzaisudedanlansebuqun，meiyouduoyuzhuishi，yaojianyitiaosidai，goulechuruxinyuebandexianxishenxing，jiaorenrenbuzhuqiayiba。
nanzhumeiyurencajianerguo，douyaobeirendaliangyifan。
“tajiushinanzhua，zhangdezhenhaokan。”
“haokanyoushenmeyong，si**jibuxita。”
“为何不喜？”
“nishuoweihe，sheijiazhuziyuanyibeiyigexiaobinvbixiaqu！”
“tingshuosanshaoyeyedianjitani。”
“……”
meimeitingdaozheixie，nanzhuzhideditoucongcongzouguo，bugantingliuyinqishifei。tarujinrizibingbuhaoguo，si**meicixinqingbuhaodouyaobatajiaoguoqumayidun。
jinrisi**xiangyaochiwaitoudegaodian，mingnanzhuchumenqumai，chumenshi，jiaomenkanshoudexiaosilanzhutahetajianghua。
“nanzhumeimei，nilaifuzhongwunianleba，rujinbifuzhongde**menhaiyaohaokan。”
haoburongyidaizheren，xiaosiyexiangduokantayihui。
“moyaohushuo。”nanzhuzhanzhanjingjing，huangusizhoushengpabeibierentinglequ：“jiaosi**tingdaokeyaoshengqile。”
nanzhujicongcongyaochumen，naihexiaosihaixiangchanzhetashuohua，dingtadeyanjingzhifaliang：“nanzhumeimeihaixiule，woshuodekeshizhenhua。”
“guozhenzisanshaoyefangzhongyaotiantongfangyahuan，woketingshuosanshaoyehenzhongyinini，tongfurenshuolehaojicibaniyaoguoqu，nanzhumeimeimashangyaodangfenghuangle。”
“biekaiwanxiaole。”nanzhuyuetingyuehuang。
sanshaoyepingrililiulianqinglou，shigebuxuewushude**，haimanliannongdou，choulouzhiji！tacaibuyaodangtadetongfangyatou。
xiaosizhiguanshuozijide：“meimeifangxin，woyanjingjianzheni，zheifuzhongjiushunizuihaokan，zheishiermeipaole，sanshaoyerucitengaini，henkuaibiannengtainidangyiniang，meimeihaorizihaizaihoutouli。”
越说越离谱！
nanzhuxindao：zheihaorizijiniyaobuyao！
“bielanwo，woyaochumenle。”
nanzhutuikaita，kuaibupaolechuqu，fangfoshenhouyouhongshuimengshouyiban。
xiaosiwuzhebeitapengguodexinkou，yanliyangkailehua。
bangeshichenhou，nanzhumailegaodianhuilai，buchengxiangyunqizheimebei，lushangyudaosanshaoye。
sanshaoyejiaoshencongmao，jianlenanzhu，yishuangzhongpaoxiaoyanjingzhigougoufaliang，gaoshenghuanta：“nanzhuer，zheishiqumaileshenme？”
“nubijianguosanshaoye。”nanzhuxinglegeli，dizhetoumenshenghuihua：“**mingnubiqumailehehuagao。”
shencongmaozoujinnanzhu，qingshenwenlewen：“haoxianga。”
tayiliansexiang，buzhishishuohehuagaoxianghaishinanzhushenshangxiang。
nanzhuqiaomohoutuibanbu，lingkouluchulaidebanjiejingzibainiyouren：“**haizaidengnubi，nubixiantuixiale。”
nanzhuyaozou，shencongmaozhuazhutagebo，nanzhuyijing，jinghedechouchushoulai，duoyuanledian：“sanshaoyezuoshen。”
shencongmaosemimididaliangta，rutongkanlongzhongtu，henbudeyikoutun：“nanzhu，benshaoyehenxihuanni，hemuqinshuoyaoleniquwofangzhongdangtongfang。”
“sanshaoyetaijunubile，nubishenfenbeiwei，bupeisihoushaoye。”
buguanglianerjuese，shengyinyerucidongting，shencongmaodiulehun，henbudelikejiangnanzhutuorufangzhong，baguangleyishang，changchangxiaohunrugudeziwei。
“benshaoyeshuoyaoni，nijiudandeqi。”
guangrucixiangzhe，shencongmaoyijinghunshenfareqilai。
nanzhujiantamuguangruhu，zhijueehan：“**gaidengjile，nubixiantuixiale。”
nanzhuxinliyipianqiliang，sanshaoyeruozhenbatayaoguoqu，furenzhipameiyoubudayingde。
bijingtazhishigeweibuzudaodenubi，zhuziyaotaqunajiudequna，rongbudetashuobangebuzi。
keyixiangdaoyaosihousemimidesanshaoye，nanzhujuedeburuyitouzhuangsilehao。
shencongmaodingzhetabeiying，buzijuedetaiqigangcaipengguonanzhudeshou，fangzaibijianshenxiu。
真香……
taruchiruzui，xiubugou，youshenshetoutian。
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nanzhutizhegaodianhuidaosi**wuzili，meixiangdaofurenyezai，zhibuguoliangrenzuozailuohantashang，miansebuyu。
nanzhuxianxingleli：“nubijianguofuren、si**。”
liushihezhechameihangsheng，shencongyuqileshen，zoudaonanzhumianqian，padeyisheng，wangnanzhulianshangshuaileyibazhang。
“rangnichumenmaigegaodian，mocengzheimejiucaihuilai！chengxintoulanshibushi！”talenglengdao。
nanzhuwuzhelianer，guidirencuo：“nubishoujiaocuben，re**shengqi，qing**zefa。”
buguannanzhuhuilaizaowan，shencongyuruoyaodata，tahuilaiduozaodoushiwan。
nanzhushenzhisi**depiqi，ziranbunengweizijibianjieshenme，fouzezhihuibeifadegengzhong。
ruanmianmiandesiyatou，shencongyuyiquandazaimianhuashang，buyoudenuhuozhongshao，taishouyouyaoda，liushichushengzulan。
“yigebizibuzhidangniyigeqianjin**qinzidongshou，biezijiangshenjia。”
“**dedongxi，zangleben**dedier。”shencongyuxiuziyishuai：“haibukuaigun！”
nanzhuchuizhenaodailijituilechuqu，yichufangmen，waitoutingxiahuotingxideyatoupozijianletabujinbumanjixunaqishouzhongdehuo。
neixietoutoudaliangtademuguangpojutongqing，yuanbenhaijidunanzhurongmaojingren，xianrujinzhishengxiajiaoxing。
nanzhurongmaosuihao，queredesi**yanfan，zongyaozhaotamafan，santianliangtoudama，yihouderizibuzhidaoyouduonan，shuobuzhunlianxingmingdoubaobuzhu。
还是丑点好啊……
nanzhuminchunbuyu，liangfengchuizailianshang，citongnanren。