第1章
“yechen，fuchankesanhaobingrenhuanxialaideyimajin，ninadaowaimianqudiuyixia！”
“shoushushiyongshengxiadeyiliaolaji，douyijingduilehaojixiangle，niyeyiqidaoleba！”
“haiyoumenkouneiduiyingerpaixiewu，niganjinchuliganjing！shifenzhongzhineiyaoshimeinongganjing，nijiuzijichidiao！”
jiangbeishi，moujiasirenyiyuannei，shijigeyishenghushizhengduizheyimingnanzizhizhidiandian，gezhongyaowuheliu。
weishoudemingjiaohanxiaoyue，shizheijiayiyuandefuchankezhuren，yigesanshichutoude**。
suiranshencai、zhangxiangdouhaisuanbucuo，napazhishichuanzheyijianbaidagua，yenanyiyangaineichengshuyourendefengqing。
kezhuangrongjingzhideqiaolianshang，cikequemanshiedu。
jibianyechenshitameifu，tayemeiyousihaokeqi。
“hanxiaoyue，niguofenle。”
wenyan，yechenjiusuanshizaihaodepiqi，xinzhongyebuyoudishengqiyiguwumingzhihuo。
“guofen？zheijiuguofenle？bizheigengguofende，haizaihoutouni！”
hanxiaoyuejixiaodao：“chulewogangcaianpaideneixierenwu，daihuierxiabanzhihou，nihaiyaobazhenggefuchankedeweishengdoudasaoganjing，lianyidianhuichendoubunengyou，fouzeworangnichibuledouzhezou！”
“打扫卫生？”
yechengengnu：“woxiwangnigaoqingchu，wolaizheilishiweilebangwolaopodemang，jinimentigongyiliaoyuanzhude，erbushilaidazade！”
huayinweiluo，zhouweibianbaofachuyizhendaxiao。
qizhong，dangranshiyihanxiaoyuexiaodezuiweidasheng。
“yiliaoyuanzhu？jiuni？yigelianxingyizigezhengdoumeiyoudepianzizhongyi，nengtigongshenmeyiliaoyuanzhu？”
“erqienizhenyiwei，womeimeirangniguolai，shixiangrangnibangmangde？”
“tazhibuguoshikannineipozhongyiguankuaiyaokaibuxiaqu，xiangjinizhaogefanwan，youhaipashanglenidezizun，caiguyizheimeshuode！”
“nenglaiwomenyiyuanshangban，neikeshiduoshaorenqiudouqiubulaidehaoshini！nizheigezhihuichiruanfandefeiwu，budongdezhenxi，fanerhaitiaosanjiansi？”
“nixinbuxinwozheijiudadianhuagaosuwomeimei，shuonizaiyiyuanbuhaohaogongzuo，gufuletadeyifankuxin！？”
shuowan，hanxiaoyuedaitou，zoulangshangyoushiyizhendaxiao。
yechenwojinquantou，xinzhongdefennujihupanshengdaodingfeng。
zhengruhanxiaoyuesuoyan，tashibeiqizihanqingxueanpaiguolaide。
erhanqingxue，bujinshizheijiasirenyiyuandedagudong，gengshihanshiyaoyedenvzongcai。
wunianqian，daxuebiyedetayuyechenxiangyu。liangrenhenkuaizhuiruaihe，jieweifuqi。
bingzaiyechendebangzhuxiabaishouqijia，dazaoleshuyuzijideyiyaojituan。
gongchengmingjiuzhihou，hanqingxuebuganyuxianzhuang，jixugaogemengjin，xuanzezuoyimingshangjienvqiangren，lizhichengweiquanguoyiliaoxingyedejutou。
yechenzexuanzetuiyin，zailaochengqukailejiazhongyiguan。
biaomianshang，tazhengriwusuoshishi，zhihuibangyiqunlaotoulaotaitaikanbing，gaoyixiebeirenchizhiyibidefengjianmixin。
huotuotuoyigejianghupianzi，zhihuikaonvrenchiruanfandewonangfei。
keshijishang，taqueyishu、wudao、fengshui、xuanxue，yijigezhongqimenzhishuwusuobujing，kanchengdengfengzaoji。
napabeichengzuoludishenxianyebuweiguo！
zhibuguoqizihanqingxue，zuixinyuzijideshiye，duiyechensihaobuguanxin，duizheixieshiqingziranyeshiyiwusuozhi。
zhengqiaoqianduanshijian，jituanqixiadeyiyuanqueren，tabianrangyechenguolaibangmang。
却没想到，
yechenlailezhihou，zaojiukantabushunyandehanxiaoyue，duitashigezhongzhenduihediaonan。
shenzhibataanpaidaolefuchanke，zuoyimingzuibuqiyandezagong！
yushi，caiyoulejintianzheiyimu。
yaoshiyiyechenpingshidexingge，yudaozheizhongshiqing，wulunruheyebuhuirenqitunsheng。
dankaolvdaozheixienian，tahehanqingxuedeguanxizhujianlengdan。
erjintianyoushifuqierrendejiehunjinianri，tabuxiangbashiqingnaoda。
shenxiyikouqihou，yechenzhongjiuhaishijiangnuqiyalexialai。
“hahaha，nimenkan，woshuodemeicuoba，zheixiaoziguoranshigemeiguqidesongbao！doubeiwomachengzheiyangle，tahaishilianpidoubuganfangyige！”
jianzhuang，hanxiaoyueyufadeyi，haobuyanshilianshangdechaononghejifeng。
“shia，zheitamayetaiwonangleba！”
“zhenbuzhidaohanzongzenmehuikanshangzheizhongfeiwu！”
“sheizhidaoni？buguowotingshuo，hanzongzaojiuyijingkantabushuang，zhunbeihetalihunleni！”
“......”
zhouweirenyeshijixiaobuduan，yilunfenfen。
wushulengyanlengyu，daozibanzhazaiyechenshenshang。
talandelihui，zhunbeidengxiabanshijianyidao，jiuzhijielikai。
可就在这时——
“lairena！kuailairenjiuminga！”
“yishengni？zheilideyishengni？ganjinrangnimenfuchankezuihaodeyishengjiwogunchulai！”
bansuizheciqibifudekuhansheng，yiliangdanjiacongdiantilitailechulai。
zhijianneidanjiashang，tangzhemingmianrongjiaohaodeyunfu，hunshenguiqibiren，yikanjiuzhidaochuziyouqianrenjia。
dancishideta，liansequecangbairuzhi，xiashenxianxuelinli，jingranjiangchuangdandoujindeshitou。
biziliyejihuzhishengxiachudeqi，meiyoujindeqile。
“bingrenjiashu，nixianbiejidong，woshifuchankedezhurenyishihanxiaoyue，qingwennimenyoushenmexuyaobangzhudema？”
hanxiaoyuejianzhuang，xinzhongfanqibumiaozhigan，danhaishiyingzhetoupizoushangqian。
“youshenmexuyaobangzhude？nixxmashixiale，kanbujianwolaoponanchanlema！？”
“woxianzaiminglingni，likejiwolaopozuoshoushu，rangtabahaizishengxialai！”
“jintianyaoshitahehaiziyouyigerenchuxianleyiwai，wozhaojiashangxiabaozhengrangnimensuoyourendouchibuledouzhezou！”
shuohuadenanzimingjiaozhaojinlong，shineiyunfudelaogong。
shuowan，dangzhongjiujilehanxiaoyueyijixiangliangdeerguang。
“啪！”
hanxiaoyuebeidadepitousanfa，zuolianruzhutoubanzhongqi，xinlibietiyouduofennuheweiqule。
dantaquebuganbiaoluchusihao。
yinwei，duifangjingranlaizizhaojia！
neikeshijiangbeisidahaomenzhiyi！
bieshuoshitayigexiaoxiaodezhurenyishi，jiusuanshitameimeihanqingxue，yedezuibuqi！
“zhao......zhaogongzi，qingninfangxin！zaizheiyifangmian，womenyiyuanshizhuanyede，woyidinghuijiejinquanli，baozhengfurenhehaizidepingan！”
hanxiaoyuechenghuangchengkong，lianmangpaizhexiongfuzuochubaozheng。
zhaojiazhongrenzheicaishenseshaohuan，weiweisonglekouqi。
kejiandaozheiyimu，yechenquemeitouweizhou。
duoniandexingyijingyangaosuta，yunfukongpabingbuzhishinanchanneimejiandan。
yihanxiaoyuedeyishu，weibinengjiangtajiuhuilai。
zhengzhunbeishangqianchakanqingkuang。
hanxiaoyuequeturanzhuantou，chongzhetayanedihoudao：“huiqiwanyier，shoushushiyeshinizheizhongfeiwunengjinlaidedifangma？”
“haibuganjingundaoyibianqu，bieyingxiangwozuoshoushu！yaoshidanwulezhiliaofuren，nidanbuqizheigezeren！”
wenyan，yechenetouqingjinbaotiao，haoburongyiyaxiadenuhuozaidushengqi。
yigesanliufukeyisheng，yepeizaiwomianqianyaowuyangwei？
nikezhiruolunyishu，nihanxiaoyuezaiwoyechenmianqian，liantixiedezigedoumeiyou！