“yechen，fuchankesanhaobingrenhuanxialaideyimajin，ninadaowaimianqudiuyixia！”
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“打扫卫生？”
yechengengnu：“woxiwangnigaoqingchu，wolaizheilishiweilebangwolaopodemang，jinimentigongyiliaoyuanzhude，erbushilaidazade！”
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napabeichengzuoludishenxianyebuweiguo！
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却没想到，
yechenlailezhihou，zaojiukantabushunyandehanxiaoyue，duitashigezhongzhenduihediaonan。
shenzhibataanpaidaolefuchanke，zuoyimingzuibuqiyandezagong！
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