第1章 一次不太正经的穿越

guangkuoshenmideyuanshiconglinli,pilipaladeranshaozheyigejudadehuodui。

huoduipangbian,lingsandezuozhesansanliangliangderenqun。

zhijiantamenyigegedoupitousanfa,shenzheshoupishuye。

erzaishaoyuanyixiededashudixia,quansuozheyigezhengzaihuaiyirenshengdenvren。

yetianxinyijingxinglaileyihuierle,tayihuodewangzheyanqiandehuamian,naozilihaiyichouyichoudehuibuguoshen。

zijimingmingshiganggangzuoleyitaitebiejishoudewaikeshoushu,zhengzaixiuxishidadunerni。

zenmezhuanyanjianjiudaolezheimeyigedianyinglicaihuichuxiandeshijie?

nandaoshitaileilechuxianhuanjue?

“yi?nixingle?”yidaoyueerdeshengyinxiangqi,jiuzaitadecehoufang。

yetianxinheleyitiao,lianmanghuitoukanqu。

yingruyanliande,shiyigeyouxielatadexiaoguniang。

zangxixidexiaobianxia,youyizhangheihuhudelian,buguohaozaitayouyishuangcuicandeyanjing,xiangshiheiyelidexingchenyibanshanyao。

“wei!cixing,nijiaoshenmemingzi?nalilaide?shibushicongbuluolimianzoudiule?”xiaoguniangdunxiashenlai,haoqidekanzheyetianxin,zuilijijigugudeshuozheyixiemoshengdecihui。

“nizaishuoshenme?woyigezidoutingbudong!”yetianxinmihuodezhoulezhoumei。

“yi?nishuodeshishenmehua?genwomendebuyiyang,nandaobushizanmenpingyuandebuluolidecixing?”xiaoguniangwaizhenaodaidaliangzheyetianxin。

“nimenzheiershishenmedifang?weishenmesuoyourendouchuanchengzheiyang?shizaiwanshenmecosplayma?meimei,woxinzangbuhaobujinghe,chulemaobingnimenyaofuzede!”yetianxinbandaiweixiededingzheta。

“hu!haishijiaoshoulinglaiba,tashibuluolimianzuilihaideren,yidingnengtingdongnidehua!”xiaoguniangguzhezuibadunangzhe,suijizhanqishenlai,zhuantouyibengyitiaodelikaile。

“wei!nihaimeishuozheishinaerni!”yetianxinyumendedahan,denglaide,queshixiaoguniangpaokaidebeiyinghehuiwudeshou。

yetianxinzhalezhayan,sisuozhejiujinggaibugaimaoxiandezouguoquxiangbierendatanxiaoxi。

chenyinjian,yizhenjiaobushengxiyinletadezhuyi。

taiqitou,biankanjianyigelingtayongshengnanwangdehuamian。

heianzhong,chuxianyigelingliedeshenying,yuanchuranshaozhedehuoduifachudejuhuangdeguang,jitajianshuodeshenqumoshangwenroudeyanse。

yetianxinjidezhongxueshizuiaidudejiushitaiyangshenaboluodegushi,wushucidehuanxiangguoneigeshendidemoyang,jingranzaizheigeshihou,heyanqianderenzhonghe。

yuezouyuejin,zhidaotademianqian,nanrenturantinglexialai。

lijianyibandemeifengjiusuanshibujingxiushi,yexiandeneimetingba。

weiweimizhedeyanjinglifachusherendeguangmang。

zhijiantazuichunjinmin,huanhuandidunxiashenlaikaojinta,shuangyanyidongbudongdidingzhetadelianpang。

他要干嘛?

yetianxinrenbuzhujinzhangqilai,neibuanfendixiaoxinganpengpengzhitiao,xiangshiyaotiaochuxiongkouyiban。

“wowowozhidaowohenhaokan,danshiwoyebushisuibiande......wu!”

yetianxinmengdisuohuilebozi,yizhangmingyandongrendexiaolianjinjindezhouzaiyiqi。

zaikanjiannanrenrutongxunjiedeliebaoyibanchaozhezijipulaideshihou,yetianxinchadianmeiyouhedeyunguoqu。

neiyike,tanaozilimianyipiankongbai,zhilaidejihuangmangbishangyanjing。

咦?

yiliaozhongdechenzhongmeiyouruqierzhi,yetianxinyihuodezhengkaileyizhiyanjing。

zhijiannanrenzaoyijingzuodaoletadeduimian,tingdebanzhengdeshenzi,xiangshishenmedoumeifashengguoyiban。

chuleyizhiwanqudeshou,henggengzailiangrenzhongjian。

cishi,neizhishouzhangxinli,jinjindezhuazheyitiaozhangzhangderuantidongwu。

‘gudong’yetianxinyanleyikoukoushui。

danjianneitiaoruantidongwubeitazhuadesijin,tadeshenzibuduanderudong,chanzhetagangtieyibanjingzhuangdeshoubeiyiquan,youyiquan。

yetianxindeshenzizaidou,tasuohuishuangtui,jinliangdewanghoutui,shitulizheigetushouzhuashedenanrenyuanyidian。

zhishitadeshenzihoumianjiushidashu,jibianshixiangtuiyezuobudao。

cishi,nanrendezhuyiliquandouzaishoushangneitiaoheihuhudexiaosheshang。zhijiantashenchulingyizhishou,jiangchanzaishoubeishangdesheweibalalexialai,chechengzhizhideyitiaoxian。

jinjiezhe,haokandezuichunyizhang,zhijiejiuchaozhezhangsheyiyao。

“puci!”youshexuepensachulai,yinweigedejin,haiyouyidijiandaoleyetianxindelianshang。

温的......

‘咚!’

yetianxinzhijuedeyanqianyihei,shenziyiwai,bianshenmedoubuzhidaole

“shouling,zheicixingyundaole,zenmeban?”zhanzaiyipangdexiaoguniangdanyoudewendao。

“kangdaoshidonglimianqu,dengtaxinglaizaishuo!”nanrenzhanqileshenzi,shenshousuiyiyilao,jiubashouxiaodeyetianxinlaoqilaikangdaojianshang。

suishoudiudiaomeiyoujiliangroudesishe,zhuanshenliqu。