第2章
“rizhaoxianglushengziyan，yaokanpubuguaqianchuan......”
guyuanninanzhenianchuleshangbanju，daoshijuedeshenshiershu。
望庐山瀑布？
mofeizheichutizhiren，shilibai！
guyuandexingzhituranjiugaozhangleqilai，ruoshiyikaishijietishiweilechidianhaodezhuandianqian，xianzaiqueshichunchunweileouxianga！
nengqinyankandaohuodelibai，napashichiyigeyuedezhouyezhile。
zuiguanjiandeshi，xiabanjurenjiahaimeixiangchulaini，zijihainengjiehuaxianfo，chukouqiangumingshi！
xiangdaozheili，guyuanlikefenfudao：“zhaoan，yanmo！”
shitipangbianbaizhedejiushibimo，zhaoanwunaideyingleyisheng，“shi”，suijibiankaishidongshou。
buguo，tadongzuoqueshijinxiaoshenwei，xiandeshifenxinxu，shizaitaixiaoqile，buzhidaodehaiyiweitamenzaizuozeini。
yebuguaizhaoan，shiwenyigebuxuewushudeershizu，turanyaolaijiewushuwenrenmokedabanniandoujiebukaideshiti，zheixianshima？
tadaobupadiulian，jiupadenghuiyousuizuizishuoxiebuzhongtingdehua，jiuguyuanzheibaopiqi，haibudezhijiechailezhei。
jinshibutongwangri，meilegujiadezhaofu，rongyichuluanzidea。
suoyi，zhaoanyibianyanmo，yibianxiaoxinkuitansizhou，shituzhaogehaoweizhitaopao，yifangwanyi！
jiuzaidengdaidegongfu，buzhishisheizhuyidaolezheibiandeqingkuang，jingleyisheng，“yourenyaojieshiti！”
zhanzaizheiliderenbushao，danshinenggoudadaoyanmozheiyibude，kemeiyoujige。
haizaihetongchuangtanxiaodeduweiqingchiyisheng，manbujingxindao：“youshenmedajingxiaoguaide，zheibannianjietiderenhaishaoma，yongdezhidounengduichengshanle，youyoujigejiekailede？”
“jiushi，jiusuanziwoganjuelianghao，yeweibinengrulechutirendeyan，doushisua！”
qitarenyezhishiyixiaolezhi，meidanghuishi。
zhidaoyouyizhenbuzhimingdejiansangzituranzahudao：“buduia，neijietideren，haoxiangshiguyuan！”
ciyanyichu，xuannaodechangmianjiaranerzhi，xiaobantiancaiyourenfanyingguolai，erhouzhijiepuchidaxiaoqilai。
“kaishenmewanxiao，guyuanjieti？jiuneigebuxuewushudejiahuo，pashilianshitidounianbulisuoba！”
neimingchaokeyibianhuanxiao，youxiayishidechaoshitidefangxiangpieleyiyan，zhidaomuguangluodaoneiyimobunengzaishuxidecelianshang，dangjijiuzhengzhule，“zhen！zhendeshiguyuan！”
chaneijian，zhenggesifanglouzhijiezhakaileguo。
zaishengjing，shangzhiguanyuan，xiazhiputonglaobaixing，sheibuzhidaoguyuandedaming？
zheigeershizu，zhangzhedangguandegege，dangguifeidejiejie，shengjingzhineimuzhongwuren，hengxingbadao，lianjiebiandegoukanledouyaoraozhezou。youqishiduiwenrenyouzheteshuzhaogu，danfanduitayouyidianmaofan，jiushiyidunduda，gaodedajiajianletagenjianlewenshenyibanduozhezou。
yinweizaoxienian，youwenrenxiezhangpianwenpengjiguyuandeexing，jieguobeitabaleyifudangzhongyoujie，yanmianjinshi，zuihoukejuyebukaole，zhijiehuilaojiazhongdi。
guyuanyemeiluodehao，beiguanlejitiandalao，rizikebuhaoshou。
chulaizhihoujiuhenshanglewenren，kanbushunyanjiuda，gengshiduisifanglouyanezhiji，cengyangyanyaoshaolezheili。dantingshuosifangloubeihouyoudarenwuchengzhaozhe，zheishiyejiubulelezhile。
querenleguyuandelian，zhongrenyiyongershangdeweileguoqu，dishengyilun。
guyuanzhiruowangwen，muguangzhishizhuanzhudedingzheneishoucanju，sihuyanliyouguang，danmeirenzhidaotazaiqidaishenme。
yizhentuwudexinvesheng，dapoletadesixu：“yo，xiangbudaoguliushaoyejuranhuichuxianzaisifanglou，zheishizai......jieshini？zirendequanma，yaobuyaowobangniniannian？”
guyuanhuitousaoleyiyan，kaikoudeneirenchuyubennengdejidan，xiayishidehoutuilejibu，yejiaorenkuxiaobude。
害怕你还叭叭什么。
典型的又菜又爱玩？
pieletayiyan，guyuanduitahaishiyoudianyinxiang，“mafengongzi？”
zhisuoyizheimejiao，shiyinweizheixiaozixiaoshihouqimabugougao，zhanzaima**xia，beimajilaleyitoudedabian，ranhoujiuyizhibeiyuanzhuxicheng“mafengongzi”。
jiyizhong，yuanzhuhetaguanxihaibucuo，jinerquedaitouchaonongziji，kanlaiyeshigeliangmiansandaodejiuroupengyou。
zhideyitideshi，jiushizheixiaozisongyongyuanzhuquqingloude，haidechuanyuehoudezijichengleshouzuideyuandatou！
yigechuohao，zhijiejizhangxundexiaozhangqiyanzhengpofangle，nuzhiguyuanmianhongerchidao：“ni！nixiudehuyan！”
“nihaidangzijishiyiqianyoubeijing，youkaoshan，wurenganredeguyuanma？nixianzaibuguoshigewujiakegui，shengminglangjiedelaji！”
“erwo，shizhongdouyushidedumiao，shinirebuqiwo！”
“e，ranhouni？genwojieshiyoushenmeguanxima？”guyuanfanlegebaiyan。
wangwangjiushizheizhonghaowubolandetaidu，caishizuidajirende。
zhangxunzhijieyaran，youhaobuliuqingdejixiaodao：“jieshi？dazidouburendedefeiwu，haiwangxiangzaizhongduowenrenmianqianmainong，niyebupajiaorenxiaodiaodaya。”
“dajiashuoshibushia！”
qunzhongyihubaiying，gezhongshuluochaofengjiezhongerlai，bijingyiqianguyuanneimeqian，haoburongyidaizhejihuile，neibudeshichubishengsuoxue，rangtawudizironga！
raner，mianduiqunchao，guyuanchongerbuwen，queraoyouxingzhidedaliangzhezhangxun：“ruowonengjiechulaini？”
“he！dayanbucan，niyaonengjiechulai，wojiniguidiketoujiaodie！”
“xing！qunzhongweizheng！”guyuanxinlishuangkuaile，xiangdaozijibeizhangxunhaineimecan，zhenghaojiejijizijichukouqi。
zhangxunyanzhuziyizhuan，buchongdao：“jirannijielewodeduzhu，neinijiebukaigairuhe？”
“renpingchuzhi。”guyuanbujiasisuo，yinweitayouzugoudezixin，zijibuhuishu。
zhaoanqueyukuwulei，niuquzheyizhangkulianjuewangdekanzheta，“shaoye......chongdongshimoguia。”
guyuanyagenbutingquan，zhishicuicudao：“momohaolemei，momojijide，xiangbuxiangchidacanle？”
tayiweiguyuanshengqile，lianmangshoulesheng，buqingyuandediantouyingdao：“haole。”
guyuantibizhanmo，bifengzaizhifeisuyouzou，piankezhihou，neihoubanduancanjuzhaxianzaiyanqian。
suoyourendouhaoqidezhabayanjingwangzhe，youjidongyouqidai。xiangkanguyuannengxiechushenmediuliandedongxi，youxiangkantaguidijiaodiedeyangzi。
zhidaoguyuanjiangzhiguazaizhongrenmianqian，“dajiaqiekan！”
zhongrenyizheng，zheizi......haowubifeng，cubibukan，haosiguihuafu！
简而言之，好丑！