dangwohaimeilaidejipaiqushenshangdehuishi，yiqihewopaolongtaodelilinazheshoujicouguolai。
“shenjiayanhechenghanzhenbanpeia。”
wotingjianzheijuhua，lianmangqiangguoshouji。
pingmushang，liangrenjiewendezhaopianzhanjutoutiao。
zheishishenjiayanhechenghanxinjuzhongdewenxilupaibeibaolechulai。zheiyixiazi，wangyoudouzhale。
nvfangmeimaoxinggan，nanfangyangguangshuaiqi，wangyoumenfenfenjianjiao，“gongzuodanggouyitian，zhongyuyoushuaigejingnvxixiyanjingle，xinqingdouhaohenduo。”
danshichenghanzuoweiyulequanxiaobaihua，bijingnanfenwushu。suiranzheishipaixi，danhaishiyouhenduotadefensiqumashenjiayan。
wozhidao，shenjiayanyidinghennanguo，yinweiwogangshoudaotadexiaoxile——
我想吃你做的饭了。
meicishenjiayanxinqingbuhaodeshihou，douxiangrangwopeita。
chajuedaowodeliansebutaihaokan，lilidaqudao，“nizayifulaogongbeiqiangdeyangzi。nibuhuishishenjiayandefensiba。”
meirenzhidao，zaiyulequanpaolongtaodewo，huishiguominnanshenshenjiayandelaopo。
wochekaizuijiao，yingshijichuleyigeweixiao，“wozenmekenengpeideshangtani？”
dansuiranzheimeshuo，wohaishizhaoleyigeanjingdedifang，dadianhuajishenjiayan。
“喂？”
shoujineitouchuanlaishenjiayanbunaifandeshengyin。
“ninengbunenghechenghanbaochijuli。”
suiranwoyizhixiangjinquanliduishenjiayanhao，danzheijuhuashuochudeshihou，wojuedezijihenbeiwei。
“ruanrujing，woquannizhaozhunzijideweizhi。”shenjiayanhaobuliuqingduiwoyidunpitougailian。
“nipingshenmeduiwozhishouhuajiao，woyaoshizhenhechenghanyoushenmeshi，hainenglundaonima？”
shia，chenghanbijingshishourenzhuipengdeqingchunxiaobaihua，yulequanhenshaoyoudaicandebaiyueguangzhangxiang。zuizhongyaodeshi，shenjiayanneimexihuanta，weiletadeshiyebuxizhaowojiehun，yiciyazhuyingxiangchenghandefeiwen。
我又算什么呢？
“niyaoshifeijuedewomenyoushenme，woyemeibanfa。wohenlei，guale。”
wojide，hunlishang，siyixianmuduiwoshuo，“nidezhangfukezhenwenrou。”
dangshenjiayanjingjirenzhidaozheijianshi，renbuzhufanbaiyan，“jiayanzhenbuzhidaonaozichouleshenmefeng，kanshangnizheizhongren。”
“yaoshencaimeishencai，liandanhaizheimeyuan，chunchunyulequanxiaotouming，zhinengkaojiayanyangzhe。”
suoyouzhiqingzhedoujuede，wopeibushangshenjiayan。
wokanzhexileguangdeheiping，daoyingchuwodelunkuo。
qigaizhuanghaimeixiediao，pengtougoumian，yipianlangbei。
ershisansuideruanrujingzhishiyigeyixiangtiankaidenvhaizi，yinweilianxingshengaobeirenchaofengmeiyoumingxingxiang。
erershisansuideshenjiayanyinweiyibuxi，yipaoerhong，zhangxiangyingjun，zaijiashangyanjijingzhan。shouwushurenzhuipeng。
woyebuhuixiangdao，shenjiayanhuizhuyidaowo。
xiatiandehengdianzaorewubi。
woetoushangdeliuhaidoubiandeyilvyilvde。
woxihuanyanxi，napayigexiaojiaosewodouhuiyongjinquanliquyanyi。
gengzhongyaodeshi，woshiyinweikandaoshiqisuideshenjiayancaixuanzejinyulequan。
shiqisuideshenjiayanbanyanyiweishizushaonian，liyifumumeiyouyigerenyuanyiguanta。
tafanglangbuji，danyouhuiyikaozaiqiangjiaochuchouzheyan。guangyingdazaitaqingsedemianpangshang——
rucidegudu，rucidejingyan。
wojiushiyinweizheiyimu，caifengkuangdimilianshangshenjiayan，fengkuangdikanbiansuoyoutadeyingpianzongyi。
yeshizhanzhuanduogejuchang，wozhongyuyoujihuizaishenjiayancanyandexizhongchuxian。
嗯，继续当炮灰。
neigeshihou，shenjiayangangjieshuyichangxi，hanshuijintouletachuandebaibeixin。
shenjiayanbeizhulilingxiangliangpeng，jingguowodeshihou，tabujingyidipieleyiyan。
jiushizheiyiyan，shenjiayantinglexialai。
shoujipingbao，zhengshitashiqisuisuoshiyandejiaose。
“你喜欢我？”
shenjiayanshuozhe，chaoworenglaiyipingweikaifengdekuangquanshui，neishigangjieshuzheichangxi，xiaozhulinajitade。
yangguangsazaishenjiayandeshenshang，weitadushangleyicengxuanmudeguangyun，yiyishenghui。
shenjiayanneishuanghaokandeyanjingcikejinjindidingzhewo，zuijiaogouqi。
wojinzhangdizhuazhushouji，diandiantou。
“jiagelianxifangshiba。”
xiarichanmingbuzhi，wotingjianzuoxinqiangchuyipianhongming。