shuangyanzheihuashibumingzeyiyimingjingren，jingdezaichangqitasanrendouyouxielengzhu。
zuihoudaodihaishiningmoqingzuijianguoshimian，zhengleliangmiaohoudianlediantou。
“呃，可以啊。”
“……”
yechentebiexiangwenyiju，youshenmehuashiwozheigemozundoubunengtingde？
houlaixiangxiang，weilegeju，renle。
shuangmingyetebiexiangwenyiju，youshenmehuashiwozheigeqindididoubunengtingde？
houlaixiangxiang，zunshangdoumeiyoushuohua，neiwoyerenle。
zongzhi，zaimeiyourenfanduideqingkuang，ningmoqingjiusuizheshuangyanqudaolelingyigewuzili。
jinlewu，shuangyanqianzoulesuoyouxiaren，bingyaoqiuzuihouyigelikaiderenbamenjidaishangle。
tayaoqingningmoqingluozuo，zijizezaitadeduimianzuolexialai。lianggerenlidebuyuanyebujin，tashenshoujiningmoqingdaolebeicha，ranhouqifenyouchenmole。
ningmoqingshilijiezheixiegeshekongde，nengbatadandujiaochulaigujiyijingshiyonglebishengdeyongqile。
danlianggerenzongbunengjiuzheimeganhaozheba？meizhe，zhinengzijixiankaikou。
“neige……chengzhudanduzhaowoliao，shiyoushenmenanyanzhiyinma？”
ningmoqingshicaice，shuangyanduobanshibuxianggentamenzoude。danshiyouxiehuayoubuganzaiyechenmianqianzhijieshuo，suoyicaidanduyaoqingtaguolai，zhunbeihetashangliang。
shishishangtayezuohaolebeijujuedezhunbei，danfanshizongyaonuliliangbashishikan。
suoyitayexiangxiankankanshuangyandetaidu，ranhoufenxifenxishiqinghaiyoumeiyouzhuanyuandeyudizhileide。
ningmoqingwenwan，shuangyanhaishimeiyoushuohua，danrouyankejiandenengkanchulai，zheigechuanyanzhongxianglaichenwenruyadeshuangxuechengchengzhu，cikeyinggaishiyoudianjinzhang。
tajizijiyedaolebeichashui，heleyikouhoufangxiachabei，shouzhiyizhizaizhuomianqingdianzhe。
gunanguanvdegongchuyishi，lianggerenhaishichucijianmian。shuoshihua，zheichangmianzenmekandouyinggaishinvfangjinzhangcaidui。
kexianzaijuele，wanquanfanguolaile。
ningmoqingzhendegaobudongduifangshijigeyisi，danyouneimeyishunjian，daoshiyoudianmingbailianainaobuxihuanzheixiongdiliangdeyuanyinle。
zhenshi……gadegasi，chaodechaosi！
haozainingmoqingbugaolengyebushekong，bieleyihuierhoujiuqieerbushedezaicikailekou。
“wozhidaociciqianlaiqingchengzhuquwomenzongmenyishi，shiyoudiantangtule。suoyichengzhubufangyouhuazhishuo，bubiyousuogulv。tangruoshijidanwoshifuneibian，qingjinguanfangxin，wokeyiyingfude。”
shuangyanhaishichenmo，danzheiyici，tashaoshaotaiyankanlexianingmoqing。
ranhouzhongyuzhongyu，xiangshixiadingleshenmejuexinside，kaikoushuolediyijuhua。
“ningguniang，zujihefang？”
“……？”
ningmoqingyaobushikanguojuben，zhidaozheixiongdiliangdouxihuanneigewangshuloudewuji，zheihuierkendingjiuwuhuishuangyanshibushiduizijiyijianzhongqingle。
wogennitanshiye，nigenwodiaochahukou？
几个意思啊？
zheishieryaofangqitaguniangshenshang，duobanjiujuedezheishenmechengzhudarenshizaishitaimaomeile。
danningmoqingbushiyibanrena，tayemeiyoujuedeyoushenmebutuode。
youqiduishangshuangyanhaitingzhenzhidemuguangshi，xianglexiang，bianhuidale。
“shuochulainikenengyemeitingguo，wozhinenggaosuni，shihenyuandedifang。”
“多远？”
shuangyanqieerbushedezhuiwen：“ruoshizuomache，jirinengdao？”
“……”
zadi？niganzhequtiqina？
ningmoqingyibianzaixinlitucao，yibianyelandezhuangle。
jiufeidegenwotaolunzheixieluanqibazaodewentishiba？xingba！neiwojiugennihaohaolaolao！
“zheidoubushijitiandeshier，shimachezheizhongjiaotonggongju，tagenbenjiudaobule！”
ningmoqingzheihuayishuowan，shuangyanyouchenmole。
ningmoqingxinxiang，shalebalaodi？buzhidaojiaotonggongjushishenmeyisiba？
nibieji，wodaihuiergennihaohaopujipuji，rangnihaohaozhangzhangjianshi！
raner，shuangyanzhishichenmo，danzhenzhideyanshenfeidanbumimang，fanergengjiamingliangleqilai。
tashenzhijidongdewangningmoqingneibiannuolenuo，gengjiacoujinlexie。ranhouhuatiyitiao，shentaotaodeyadileshengyinduitadao：“ningguniang，woxiangheni……duigeanhao。”
……？？
ningmoqingtaimou，yanshengentayiduishang。shaneijian，turanjiuyouleyizhonglinghunshenchudechongjigan。
tazhidao，zheibushiaiqing！zheishi——
“天王盖地虎！”
ningmoqingxianfazhiren，mengdipaizhuoerqiyansuzhiwen。
shuangyantaitoukanta，neiyanshen，fangfoshikanjianleshisanduoniandeqinren！
yushitayepaizhuoerqi，zhangkoubianda：“xiaojidunmogu！”
“枯藤老树昏鸦！”
“穿条秋裤回家！”
“yizhiyouabcdsigedaanxuanxiang，zainiwanquanbuzhidaodaanshishenmedeqingkuang，nihuixuanze？”
“sanzhangyiduanxuanzuiduan，sanduanyizhangxuanzuizhang！qiyude，quandouxuanc！”
“……”
jiboanhaozheimeyiduixialai，lianggerenjiushenmedoumingbaile。
ningmoqingshizenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，zheigedifang，juranhainengyudaolingyigechuanyuezhe。
ershuangyanzeshijidongdeliangyantonghong，lakaiyizizoudaoningmoqingdeshenbian，dangchangjiujiletayigelaoxiangjianlaoxiangliangyanleiwangwangdereqingyongbao。
menwai，shuangmingdenglebantianfaxianwuneimeibandiandongjing，jidedaochuluanzou。
dengzhongyutingdaodianshengxiangle，yiweishishiqingtanwanle，dangjimaomaozaozaodejiutuikaimenchuanglejinqu。
jieguoyikaimen，kanjiandejiushizijigegeheningmoqingbaozaiyiqidechangjing。
sangeren，liumuxiangdui。shuangmingkaikoujiushuoleyijuduibuqidaraole，ranhouniutoujiuchuqule，bingqiehaidaishanglemen。
sanmiaohou，tapengdeyixiachuaikaimenyoujinlaile。zoudaoliangrenshenbianbatamenliangbalakai，zhejimanghuangdejiubashuangyanjiladaoleyipang。
“genishifenglema？jiulianninaozibutaihaodedidi，wo！douzhidaoxiaoningta、tagenzunshangdeguanxibuyibana！nijuranlianzunshangderendouganqiang？nibuyaomingla？”
shuangyanyagenbushishenmeshekong，tashichuanyueguolaibuzhidaozenmegenyaodajiaodao，gengpazijinatianyibuxiaoxinjiujishenmechoujianongsile。suoyicaizubuchuhu，jinliangjianshaosuoyoushejiao。
duiyushuangmingzheigedidi，yeshifeichangdewuyu。
buganhetashuotaiduohua，pashuocuoshenmeluxian。danshibushuo，zheixiaozizhengtianjiujitareshi。
就，很烦。
zheihuieryanjianzheyemeishenmewairen，yebuzaihushenmeyouyaxingxiangle，zhijiejiujiletayigebaiyan，naizhexingzijieshi。
“womeiyouyaogenzunshangqiangren，nibuyaohushuolehaoma？”
shuangmingbufu，yebayanjingyideng：“wohushuo？nidoubaorenjialenihaimeiqiang？wozhishinaozimeinihao，woyoubushixiale！”