第1章 穿越就要生娃

“xiaojie,xiaojie,nikuaixingxinga,nikeqianwanbuyaosia,laoyehefurenbunengbaisilea!wuwuwu……”

qicandekushengredeluyunchuzhoulezhoumei,“kukuku,zaikuwoyizhenzhafeini!”

tingdaoshengyin,kushengjiaranerzhi。

“xiao……xiaoxiaoxiao,xiaojie,ninini……”kandaoluyunchujuranmeisi,lvluoyijinghedebuhuishuohuale。

luyunchubunaifandezhengkaiyanjing,kandaoyigeqingxiuyouwugudexiaonvhaizhengdengdayanjingkanzheziji。

turan,yigubushuyutadejiyichongjinnaohai,luyunchuyangtianpaoxiao,“zeilaotian,nigankengwo!”

tiankongrengranwanliwuyun,luyunchuquemingxiandeganjueyangguangsihuanlean。

ta,tangtangershiyishijiduyishijiachuanren,yigenyinzhenhuosirenroubaigu,yishendushuqianlizhiwaisharenyuwuxing。

tagangbaxiangyaohuimiediqiudedabossjigandiao,haimeiguoshangqingjingrizi,juranjiuchuanyuedaozheimeyigemafanjingshenshang!

yuanzhuyejiaoluyunchu,buguojiushigechengxiangfukongyoumeimaodeshazi。

chengxiangluguishiluyunchudeyeye,zheiluyunchudefumuzailuyunchuqibasuideshihoujiubeierfangsanfangderenjihaisile。

luyunchudelianggegegezaiwairenzhi,bunengjingchanghuijia。

liuxialuyunchuyigerenzailujia,beineixietangjietangmei,shushushenziqifudechadiansile。

zheicigengshibianbenjiali,juranzhaorenzaotaleluyunchu!

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shunjian,yizhenjutongchuanlai,luyunchuliandoulvle,tazheigechunjiedelianchuwendoumeisongchuquderen,xianzaijuranyaoshenghaizile!

guizhidaotaxianzaidexinqingyouduoshaotoucaonima!

“lvluo,mashangqushaoshui,duozhunbeixiebu,haiyouxiaohaiziyongdedongxidouzhunbeiyixie,yaokuai。”

“shen……shenme?xiaojie,nandaonishiyao……”

luyunchudiandiantou,“ng,jiushinixiangdeneiyang,buyaogaosuerfangsanfangderen,zhijiequzhaoyeye。”

“是,我这就去。”

lvluobugandange,mabutingtidequzhaorenle。

luyunchuyanzhuyizhuan,fuzheduzizhanqishenlai,kandaohoumenmeiren,chaozheneibianzouqu。

“yo,zheijiuxingle,gegege,haiyiweizheigeyezhongdesizainiduzilini,kanlaiminghaitingdadema。”

“erjie,zheiyezhongkeliubudea,zheiyaoshichuanchuqu,womenlujiadenverhaiyaobuyaojiarenle。”

luyunchusouxunleyixiajiyi,zheicaizhidaozheilianggerenshierfangdeluyunxiuhesanfangdeluyunxue。

lianggerenxianglaijiduluyunchudemeimao,yiqianjiutamenlianggeqifuluyunchuqifudezuihen。

“nimen,xiangganshenme?!”

lianggerenmanmanbijin,luyunxiuzuijiaoshandongzheedudexiaoyi,“wumei,neinengguaisheini?yaoguaizhinengguainibugaizaigenyenanrengouhedeshihouhuailehaizi。”

luyunxuewuzuitouxiao,“gegege,erjie,nijiubiegentafeihuale,bazheijianzhongnachulairengle,zheishazikebienongsile,yaobuyeyehuilaiyouhuishuowomenle。”

luyunxiucongyaojianchexiapeijian,manmandebijinluyunchu,“kanlaiyezhinengrucile。”

luyunchuxinniandianzhuan,zhishirujintapaobule,shoushanggengshimeiyounenggoudidangtamendedongxi,yishenbenshiwuchushizhan。

“puchi”luyunchudeduzibeiluyunxiucongzhongjiantiaokai,chuxianleyigejudadexuekouzi。

luyunchupudaozaidi,yishuangmouzishixuedekanzheyanqiandelianggeren,“nimen,gaisi!”

“gegege,zhei**juranhaiganzhouwomen!”

luyunxuehenhenyibazhangshuaizailuyunchulianshang,ranhouxiaozhecongluyunchudeduzilibahaizinachulai。

“aiyo,zhenshizangsile,cuiliu,qubazheigejianzhongdiuchuqu,buyaorangbierenkandaole。”

shenhoucuiliushenzidouqushaikang,haishizhuangzhedanzijiexialehaizi,“shi,xiaojie。”

luyunchuyanzhengzhengdekanzhezijidehaizibeirenbaozou,suiranmeiyouganshouguohaizizaiduzilichengzhangdexiyue,danshihaiziquezhenzhenzhengzhengdecongzijideduzilinachulaide!

zhengsuoweixuenongyushui,beirenrengdiaohaizideneizhongtongku,zaoyijingchaoguoleshentidetong。

luyunchubenxiangzijiyigerendaizhehaizilikai,rujin,naohailideneixiebeiqirudehuamianheyanqianxuelinlindeyimulianchengyipian,hendeluyunchubayadouyaochulexue。

这个仇,她必须报!

luyunchujiazhuangyunleguoqu,luyunxiuheluyunxueyeganjuemeiyisi,zhuanshenlikaile。

liangrenlikaihou,luyunchuyouxingleguolai,wuzheduzishangdeshangkou,liangliangqiangqiangdepaohuilewuzi。

bangexiaoshihou,luyunchudelianshangzhongyuhuifulexuese,shangkouyeyijingfenghe,zhishishentiquerengranxuruowubi。

luyunchuhuanleshenyifu,daishangledouli,yishanshenchulewuzi。

………………

yihuangwunian,jingchengjiaowaideyizuoshenshanli,luyunchuhuailibaozhegeyongyouyitongdexiaonanhai。

luyunchudeyanzhuzaichuanyuehouchengledanlvse,xiaonanhaideyanjingyouyizhiyeshidanlvse,danshilingyizhiyanjingqueshiziheise!

shineizhongyaoyishenmideziheise,meiciluyunchuzaikandaoneishuangyanjingdeshihoudouganjuezijihaoxiangkandaolesishen。

“luxiaoyu,nishibushigaijiniangqinjieshiyixiahoushandeyaocaidilideyaocaiweishenmeshaoleneimeduo?”

luxiaoyuyejiushidangchuluyunchuzhaohuilaideerzi,xiaomimideyangzhexiaolian,“niangqin,xiaoyuzuijinyanjiuleyizhongxinyao,shisongjiniangqindeshengchenliwue。”

luyunchuxiaozhegualeyixialuxiaoyudexiaobizi,“daodinongdeshenmedongxi?haizheimeshenmixixide。”

luxiaoyuyaoyaotou,“niangqin,yaozainishengchendeshihoucainenggaosuni。”

luyunchuchongnidezailuxiaoyudexiaoliandanshangqinleyikou,“haoba。”

turanbeitouxi,luxiaoyujiongzhexiaolian,“niangqin,renjiadoushidahaizile,nibukeyizaiqinle,wanyibeiwoweilaixifukandaole,tabuyaowolezenmeban?”

luyunchurenzhendexiangxiang,ranhoushuodao,“nei……niangqinjiubaniweilaixifuzhijiejiniqianghuilai,zenmeyang?”

luxiaoyuyitinglele,“hao,niangqinkeyaoshuohuasuanhua。”

lianggerenzhengshuodeqijing,waimianturanchuanlaijiaobusheng,“guzhu,waimianlailegenanren,shuoshilaibaifangmenzhuni。”

luyunchuweiweizhoumei,“meitianlaibaifangwoderenhenduo,ruguodoujianqibushiwoyaomangsile?ganchuquba。”

“tangtangshenyiguguzhujiushizheiyangjiedaibinkede?”

turanerlaideshengyinrangluyunchushunjiantiqilejingti,zhuanguotouqukandeshihou,zhijianyigequanshenheisedaizhemianjudenanrenzhanzaimianqian。

neirenshenshangdeqixilengliesusha,shixueyinhendemouzirangrenkanlebuhanerli,sihuguangshiyigerenzhanzainei,jiudideguoqianjunwanma。