第1章 一穿越就要上台唱歌!

“luchen,xingxing,gainishangchangle!”

luchenmimihuhuzhizhong,ganjueziyiyourentuiziyidejianbang,shengyinhenmosheng,yehenshuxi,tongshiyehenyaoyuan,jiudaoluchenmingmingjidezheigeshengyin,quehaishixiangbuqilaishishei。

luchenzainulizhengkaiyanjing,quefaxianziyideyanjinghaoxiangshibeijiaoshuijizhanshangleyiyang。

“醒醒!”

“zheijiahuobuhuishiyunleba?”

“wokanhaishidajijiudianhuaba!”

zhouweiderenyilunfenfen,zaitaolunzhe。

“zenmehuishi?gaineigeshenmeluchenshangchang,zheidouguoqubanfenzhongzenmehaibushangchang?”

congqianfangdewutaishangpaoguolaiyige,henshiyanlidiwendao。

“womenyebuzhidaozenmehuishi,luchenjiaobuxing!”

luchenerbiantingdaochuanlaideshengyin,danshitajiuxiangshiguiyashenyiyang,dongbule,haizhengbukaiyan。

“醒不过来?”

congwutaiqianmianpaolaiderenzhoumei,kanleyiyanluchen,dao:“jiranjiaobuxing,neijiudajiuhuche,xiamiangaisheile,kuaidianzhunbei,zhunbeishangchangle。”

“haode!womashangquzhunbei。”

luchentingdaojiaobupaodongdeshengyin。

tingdaopaodongdeshengyin,luchenyebuzhidaoweishenme,turanhenzheji。

jinjiezhe,naozihuranduochuyixiejiyi,zheixieyuanbenbushuyuluchendejiyi,xiangshihongshuiyiyangliujintadenaozili。

tayijingbuzaiyuanlaideshijielile,jiuxiangxiaoshuolishuodepingxingshijieneiyang。

lishizaisanguodeshihoufashenglegaibian,henduolishishangmingrendoubujianle,wanquangenluchensuojiyizhongdeshijiewanquanshilianggeyang。

rangluchenbijiaoanxindeshi,zheigeshijiehaishishuodehanyu,yuqianshimeiyoushenmequbie。

erqie,zaizheigeshijie,huaxiayizhidoushishijiedezhongxin,bucunzaishenmebainianqiandechiru,bulunshijingji,wenhua,yuledezhongxin。

天国上朝!

一直都是!

erqietachuanyuefushenderenyejiaoluchen,yutaqianshendemingzixiangtong。

taxianzaisuochudedifang,jiaozuomengxiangdewutai,leisiyuqianshidehaoshengyin,shiyigepingminxuanxiuwutai,shiyigechangyuanchangdewutai。

erluchenzhanzaizheili,shiweiletadenvpengyou,lisiyu!

xiangyongtadegeshenghuanhuitadenvpengyou,ranglisiyuhuixinzhuanyi,xiangqitamencengjingdeshanmenghaishi。

luchenjitianjiyemeiyoushuijue,ouxinlixuebatagentanvpengyoudeshijibianchengyishouge,xiangzaizheigewutaishangyanchang,xiwanglisiyujiqitamenzhijiancengjingdemeihao。

luchenxinlizaichaoxiao,xiaoziyizheigeshentideyuanzhuren,zaizuomeng。

nvrenyidanbianxin,binanrengengjiadejuejue!

wulunfashengshenmeshiqing,doubuhuihuixinzhuanyide。

luchenzheiyangdexiangfa,rangtajieshoujiyideyudubiandegengjiakunnan,sihuzheijushentiyijingxiaosandelinghun,zaikangju,jujueluchendelinghunruzhuzheijushenti。

jiuyinweiluchendezheigexiangfa!

kangjuyuelaiyuejilie,luchenyijingganjuedaoziyisihuzaimanmandebeibichuzheijushenti。

这就不好办了!

wanyibeibichuzheijushenti,ziyidelinghunhuibuhuihunfeiposan?

陆晨不想死!

“buyaokangju,wodayingni,wanchengnizheigeyiyuan!”

luchenlinghunsanfazhebodong,kangjusihubianxiaole!

“xiayigexuanshouni,kuaidianzhunbei,woqujidaobogenzhuchirenshuoyisheng,nimashangshang!”

ganggangpaoguotongzhideren,xiangzheibianhanlai。

不行!

luchentingdaochangwudehansheng,xinzhongyijing,yaoshiwutaishangbule,zheijushentikendinghuizaikangjuziyidelinghun,zheishiwanwanbuxing。

“给我睁开眼啊!”

luchendelinghunzainuhou,zaipaoxiao!

buzhidaoneililaideliliang,rangluchenyixiaziduoquleshentidekongzhiquan,zhengkaiyanjing,dakoudechuanzhecuqi,xiangshicongshuilimaochulaiyiyang。

“buhaoyisi!wozheijitianmeiyoushuihaojue,ganggangbuxiaoxinshuizhele,shizaiduibuqi!”

luchenqilaizhihou,mashangduichangwushuodao。

“xingle,ganjinshangba!”

changwubenlaixiangweinanyixialuchen,danshidaoyanyijingcuidejinle,zheiyijingguoqukuailiangfenzhong,taishangmeiren,guanzhongyudaoshiyijingdengdebunaifanle。

“好的!“

luchenyibianxiangwutaishangduoqu,yibiancongpangbiannaleyizhangzhigenyiganbizaifeikuaidexiezheshenme。

changwumiaoleyiyan,yanzhuzichadiankuaiyaodenglechulai,zheixiaozijingranxianchangchuangzuogequ!

他以为他是谁啊?

天才吗?

changwubuxiedicongbizihengyisheng,takanguoluchenjiaoshanglaidegequ,henyiban,yejiushiyishoukoushuigeeryi,buhuiyinqitaidadefanxiang,jiuxiangyitiaoxiaoyuzharudahaizhizhong,genbenmeiyoubandiankequzhichu。

luchenbuzhidaochangwudexinlixiangfa,tanaoziliyoushentiqianrenchuangzuodegequ,luchenzhixiangshuolianggezi。

垃圾!

qianshiluchenkaishihuiyinaozilidegequ,zuizhongxuandingleyishouqu,feikuaidezaizhishangmianxiezhegepu。

luchenhenjingqidefaxian,ziyidenaolibiandeqihaowubi。

yiqianyoudianmohudedongxi,xianzaiwubideqingxi,jiuhaoxiangdiannaoyingpandeshihou,yongbuzhedeshihou,haoxiangbucunzai,xuyaoyongdeshihou,jiuhaoxiangdakaiyigewendangyiyang,qingxiwubi。

henkuai,luchencongwutaidetongdaoneipaolechuqu,kanzheyanqiandewutai,luchenshenxileyikouqi,rangziyizhendingxialai,databudezoulechuqu。

“geweidaoshi,buhaoyisi,ganggangfashengyidianxiaoyiwai!”

luchenshangyibeiziyeyigexiaomingxing,suiranshishibaxiandemingxing,duoduoshaoshaoyouyidianwutaijingyan,bushineimejinzhang,henyoulimaodexiangzaizuodesiweidaoshidaoqian。

“xiaohuozi,nizhibuzhidaonidangwuleduoshaoshijian?”

dangzhongyigeershiduosuidenanrenfahuale,henshibumandikanzheluchen:“xiangnizheizhongmeiyoushijianguannianderen,buzunzhongtarenshijianderen,meiyouzigezhanzaizheigewutaishang,nibuyongchangle,xiaquba。”

luchenkanlezheigenanrenyiyan,zhaolingfeng!

一个二线的演员!

luchenweiweiyizhoumeitou,zhaolingfengdeyuqi,rangtahenbuxi。

buguo,zheijianshizenmekandoushitadecuo,luchenyazhexingzidao:“qinggeweidaoshijiwoyicijihui,jinbujinjiwusuowei,wozhixiangwanchengxinzhongdeyigeyuanwang。”

shuozhe,luchenyongwubizhichengdeyanshensaoxiangtaishangdesiweidaoshi。

zuozaitaishangdesiweidaoshi,chulezhaolingfeng,haiyoubaizhiyun,gaofenglei,zhanghao!

chulezhaolingfengshiyigeyanyuanzhiwai,qitadesanrendoushigeshouchushen。

baizhiyun,gaofengleishierxiandegexing。

zhanghaoqueshidiantangjidegechangjia,shiguojiarenzhengde。