脑袋寄出处*
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“woyaogaodaozhongyang！woyaogaodaozhongyang！”
qinzhenshangbeizishiyizhimalou，gangjirumajingquqingjiegongdewusuzhiyoukeyigedabidou，xiayimiao，tajiubeichuaijinlexuanyaxia。
maloudemingjiubushimingme！
dijibaicisideganjue，tayijingshuxiderangzijixinteng。
zaicihuifuyishi，yidaoqijibaihuaideshengyinchuanruerzhong。
“qinzhen，nigandawo！”
秦蓁：？？
qinzhenhuangleyixia，caikandaozijimianqianzhanzheyigenuqichongchongdenianqingnanren，cikewuzhelian，hainengyinyuekandaolianshangdebazhangyin。
qinzhenxiaolianmengquanleyixia。
哦，是她打的。
这次她做人了？
danzongbunengjiutazuogeren，biedehaishichushenga！
nanrenyishouwulian，yishoumengdiniezhuqinzhendeshouwan，shenseyinzhi：“wobuguannizheiciyoushinaoshenmepiqi，nizuihaorenqingzijideweizhi，bixuquanwanggongkaigenyinyindaoqian，tuichujiemu，buran，bieguaiwobukeqi，wodenuhuo，bushininengchengshoude！”
“zhendeme？”qinzhenzhengzhepiaoliangdedayanjing，fachuwuguyiwen。
nuhuozhengshengdexuzean：？？
haimeidengtafanyingguolai，jiukandaonvhailianseshudebianleng：“shengweimalou，shinizuzong，wuqiankebao，daonimadeqian，jiyegun！”
“yigechusheng，niyepei？”
话落！
zhitingfangjianlichuanlaiyishengcanliedejiaosheng，jiezhejiushirouti“peng”deyisheng，zamenbanhoudiaodishangdeshengyin。
shixuzeanbeiqinzhenyijiaochuaifeilechuqu！
xuzeanshangweirentongpaqilai。
jiuganjueyingmian“xiu”defeilaiyigeshenmedongxi！
“啊——”
“dong”deyisheng，yibashuiguodaocharulexuzeanhoumiandemenban。
kankantiezhetadenaodaifeiguoqu，jiangtatoushangdeyipiantoufazhijiegeduanle，shunjiantuleyikuai！
xuzeanjingheguodu，lenghanshuadeyixiamaochulai，dengdaleyanjing，bukezhixindikanzheqinzhen，xiangshidiyitianrenshita。
qinzhenxinshangdikanzhexuzeanbeihedaoshishengdeyangzi，hongchunweigou，xiaole。
“pama，minghaizai，nizhenyinggaiganxiefazhishehuibaohuni。”
“taijiubudongshoule，jingyemeishilezhuntou。”
tongyishijian，zhibojiandanmu——
“shenmeshengyin，daodifashengleshenme，xiangshidajiadeshengyin！”
“aaaa，wozenmetingdaoshenmefazhishehui？yaobuyaodayaoyaoling！”
“**！suirankanbudaohuamian，dantingshengyinnengxiangxiangchulai，qinzhenkaidaa，tayoufadianle！”
“qinzhengunchuyulequan，daoyanhegongzuorenyuanganshenmepichi，haibujinqubaohuxuzean！mingmingshiqinzhenhaiyinyinluoshui，rangtaguna！“
“wowenhoutazuzongshibadai！huogaitamanshenheiliaobeiwangpu，jiuzheizhongsuzhiwopei！”
“qinzhengunchuyulequan！”
“qinmaloudaoqian，gunchuyulequan！”
……
meicuo，muqian，qinzhensuochudeshiyigezongyijiemu——“jifeigoutiaodenongchang”。
huifuyishideshunjian，tajiuzhidao，tayouchuanle！
tayijingcongyizhiemeishandemaloubianchenglelingyigeshikongderenlei。
zaizheigeshikongjubenli，xuzeanjiushinanzhu，erzhouyinyinshinvzhu。
erta，rengjiuchuanchenglekuliannanzhuaierbudedepaohuinvpei。
yuanzhuqinzhenaicanlexuzean，suiranxuzeanbingbuxihuanyuanzhu，danaiyuzhangbeideguanxi，yizaiyuanzhu18suichengnianhouhetadinghun，cihouxuzeanbudangezhongpuaqinzhen，haiyizhiduiwaiyinmanguanxiliangrendeguanxi，lidanshenrenshequanfen、genhezuonvyanyuannaofeiwengaoaimei，haigenyuanzhudetangjiegaodaoyiqi。
erqinzhenganyuanzuotiangouhaizhuisuixuzeandejiaobujinruleyulequan。
qianduanshijian，xuzeanhezhouyinyinyinweiyibuminguojudahuo，shouhuoleyidapicpfen，beifensichengwei“yinnianran”cp，yanxiahaiyiqishangle“jifeigoutiaodenongchang”，guominredufeichanggao。
zhiyunvpeiqinzhen，ziconghexuzeandinghunhou，yinweiaicanlexuzeanbuduananshiliangrenguanxi，beixuzeanfensihegezhongcpfenmacan，haiyinweichunzaizongyilidiuliandaolaolaojiabeiquanwanghei。
zheicizaijiemuzhong，tabeidangzuoduizhaozu，yaotuchuzhouyinyindequanneng，yijizhizaoreduheliulianghuati。
anzhaoshiqingdefazhan，zaizheigezongyizhong，qinzhenjiangyinweigezhongbeianpai、beiguyicehuadesaocaozuoeremingzhaozhu，beixuzeanpuadaobengkui，zuihoubeixianhaisongjiyounidaoyan，zhibobukemiaoshudamahuamian，beiqiujinruanjinzhisi，erxuzeanzeshunligenzhouyinyinzaiyiqichengweidingliu。
yanxia，qinzhenfuqingaoyunqiangdegaoshiqiyeyewuxiahua，qinzhensihou，gaoyunqiangyebingsi，gaoshiqiyezuihouluodaoxuzeanshouli，beisongjizhouyinyinzuoxinhunliwu。
gangcaidezongyizhibozhong，zhouyinyinturanluoshui，erzhibojingtoupaidaolepangbianqinzhen“deyi”dexiao。
shunjian，“qinzhentuizhouyinyinluoshui”yijingguashangleweiboresou。
zhibojianmatamadexitongtanhuan。
yanxiaxuzeanjiushiweizhouyinyinchuqi，laizhiwenqinzhen！
dangran，gengshencengcideyuanyin，shixiangjiqinzhenpozangshui，houmianzailaiyigezhouyinyindaduyuanliang，qinzhenjixubeiquanwanghei！
秦蓁：“……”
晦气！
fangjianwai，zhibojingtouzhengduizheqinzhendefangmenkoupaizhe，fangjiansuiguanzhe，danzudangbuleshengyin，douchuanrulezhibojianli。
zheiyoushijiemuzudesaocaozuo。
danzheicizhouyinyinluoshui，zhenbushiyuanzhuqinzhengaode，ershizhouyinyinzijizuode！
suoyipaohuinvpeihuogaibeiguoge？
放屁！
吗喽重生！
xiangshouquederensheng，jujuejingshenneihao，youshizhijiefafeng！
taburangmingyundechilunzhuansizheiduigounannvtabujiaoqinzhen！
bushixiangzhibome，bushixiangpozangshuime？
qinzhenzhijiekaida，duizhepabuqilaidexuzeanyidunshuchu——
“zenme？zhouyinyinhaimeixing，jiuzheimepobujidaijiwopozangshui，niliangzuowanzaibeiwolishanglianghaode？”
“zhenyounideaxuzean，quniangangdinghun，jinnianjiuzaijiemuzugenzhouyinyinqinqinrere，niliangyebuxianexindehuang？”
“xiangquanhaimeisongkai，nijiupobujidaitouzhechishi？”
直播间：！！！
“shenmedagua？**，zhendejiade？”
“xuzeanyouweihunqi，**！tabushiyizhidanshenme，genzhouyinyindadehuore？”
“chuangshang！aaaaawotingdaoleshenme，zheishiwonengtingdaome？”
“**，zoucuozhibojianle？jiuming，beiguayesi！”
“xuedaolexuedaole，budaiyigezangzimaren，qinzhengongliyouzhangjinlea！”
“wobuxinwobuxin！zheikendingshiqinzhenaierbude、yinaishenghen，baofuxuzean，xiaosi，xuzeanyouweihunqiwonaodaijiqinzhendangqiuti，zenme，taxiangshuoneigeweihunqishitazijime？”
“wumie！biewangleqinzhenzhuizhexuzeancengredudetiangouxingwei！”
……
zhibojianmanpingwenhaodanmu，marendemaren，chiguadechigua，douyaozhale！
shunjian，resoushangduolejigehuobaocitiao——
“qinzhenmarenbudaizangzi”
“许泽安未婚妻”
“xuzeanzhouyinyinzhenqinglv”
xuzeanzhijiebeihedezhanqilai，dahou：“qinzhen，nizaihushuobadaoshenme！”
tongyishijian，shouzaiwaimiandedaoyanzuhegongzuorenyuanyepomenerru！
fangjianmenkoudakai，xuzeanhaimeizhanqilai，jiubeikaimendechongli“shua”deyixiawangqianchuai——
ganghaochuaidaoleqinzhendejiaoxia。
qinzhenheilian：“huiqi！”
tawuzhebizidaotuiliangbu，yilianxiane。
zheiyimuqiahaobeigangchuangjinlaidezhibojingtousaodaole。
dangran，guanzhongyekandaoleturanchuxianzaizhibohuamianlideshenselangbeidexuzean。
直播间——
“**，xuzeantoufazenmele，zenmeturantuleyikuai！”
“gangcaidaodifashengshenmele？”
“qinzhenbiaoqingshizhendexianea！”
“wozenmeganjueqinzhenqichangturanbianle，shifenzhongqianzhibodeshihoutabushizheiyangde！”
“jiuming！meicijianqinzhenjingtoudoubeimeiku，meiciqinzhenkaikouwodoubeichuangfei！”
“yidingshiqinzhendaren，lajijiemuzunengbunengbaohujiabina，nengbaojingme！”
jinlaiderenbudanyougongzuorenyuan，haiyoucanjiajiemudeqitajiabin，ciketamenyekandaolexuzean，lianshangluchulejingyadebiaoqing。
“泽安，你的头？”
xuzeantaishouyimotoufa，zhimodaoleyipianzharendefazha，shunjianliansedabian，xiangqizheishiqinzhenzaochengde，shunjiannubukee：“qinzhen，nigandehaoshi！”
shuozhe，xuzeanjiuyaochongshangqu，yaosileqinzhenyiyang。
sheizhidao，tahaimeipengdaoqinzhen，jiubeiqinzhenfanshouyigeguojianshuai。
“嘭——咔嚓！”
xuzeanbeilangbeidianzaidishang，ziyaliezui。
zaichangderendengdaleyanjing，quandoudaochouleyikouqi。
qinzhenqueruowuqishi，qingqingsongsongyazhilexuzean，taiqiyizhangmingmeixiaolian：“buhaoyisiya，zhengdangfangwei，tayaodawo，wobaohuyixiazijimeiwentiba？“
shuowan，tahaoxiangzhongyufanyingguolai，erhouluchuyigehouzhihoujuedehaipabiaoqing：“nimendoukandaole！zhibojianyekandaole！shitaxiandongshoude！resouqianwanbuyaoshuoshiwozhudongdarene，wopabeihei，haodanxinbeirenyidaotongsiya！”
在场：“……”
直播间再次炸了——
“tu(caomincao)！qinzhenguoranyoudianyoumenga！”
“guofenle，daoyanhaiguanbuguan？yourengongranzaijiemulidajiadouou！”
“qinzhentazenmegande，tazenmegandaxuzeana！qisile，wobuheisiqinzhenwoshibuweiren！”
“ruguowomeiyoucaicuodehua，zheiyizhaodayoulaitoua，kebushiyibandeqinnashu，wozhidangnianzaijunxiaodushudeshihoujianguojiaoguandalaoshiguo……”
“楼上的，大佬？”
“emmmmgaishuobushuo，wojuedetazheiyizhaoqueshihaitingshuaide？”
“neishenme，youdianbeishuaidaole，youyishuoyi，youmeiyoukenengbeihouqueshiyouyinqingni，qinzhensuirandian，dantacongqianmarendoushimingde，gaoshiyeconglaibufouren。”
“chagetiwaihua，qinzhennengbunengchushipinjiaoyixiazheizhao，woshinvsheng，woxiangxue！”
“woyeshinvsheng，+1！”
qinzhenbuzhidaozhibojianlideqingkuang，shuowan，tajiaoxiayigeqiaojing，jiangxuzeanyandichuailechuqu。
danzaizhibojingtoulikandaode，jiushixuzeanpadepigunniaoliudipalechuqu。
在场：“……”
qinzhenluchuleyigeguaiqiaoweixiao。
十分“核善”。
xuzeanbeichuaichuqule，benlaixianglikezhanqilaigenqinzhenpinle，dandaoyanrangrenlanzhule。
shiqingdefazhanwanquanchaochuledaoyanjiazhendeyuqi。
xiangqiqinzhenfangcaimaxuzeandehua，jingtouzhiwaidejiadaolianseyinzhi：“qinzhen，zheizhongwanxiaoyidianyebuhaoxiao，nibuyaozaifafeng，houguonichengdanbuqi！”
“niganjindaoqian！”zhibojingtouzhiwai，jiadaozuoleyigeweixiededongzuo：“wumiejiabin、pohuaizhixu，meiyouyidianjiemujingshen，nixianghuiyuetuichujiemume！”
“我好害怕哟！”
qinzhenzuochukuazhangdeshense，queshunjianbianlian！
“feifeifei，goufeishenme，bieji，xiayigemadejiushini！”
“bianfushenshangbangjimao，niyebushishenmehaoniao，anwangseqingzhibowandekaixinba，nilaopohuaizheyunni，baitiangangjinitanban，wanshangnixijiaowanduorenyouxi，shijianguanlidashidoubibushangni！”
zhibojianzaici：！！！！！
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yueguangguangqiaomomokaixinshu，suijichoucha，yousheizaikan(✪ω✪)
zheicishiquannengyinghouxqiangdayingdi，shuangdingliufufushuangxiangbenfu、kuangkuangzhawang，wurenganre~
huanyingrukengヾ(ｏ･ω･)ﾉ，duoduohaoping~
huashuo，haiyourenjideyueguangguangme..(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)…