yuanjingxianjiudianjiuqichuangle,jintianbaitiantayouyichangleduibiaoyan,xuyaotiqianquzuozhunbei。dengtashoushihaozhunbeichufashi,cailinshishoudaoxiaoxiyinweitianqiyuanyin,jintiandebiaoyanquxiaole。
dakaichuanghukanleyiyan,caifaxianwaimianzhengzaixiayu,yushibuda,wumengmengyipian。
bamayijingchumenshangbanle,tanaguozhuomianshangdemianbaochile。turankongxianxialai,tayishijianmeixianghaojiexialaiyaoganshenme?
yiqian,tahuidaogongzuoshiwanleqihuozheliange,danxianzaitadegongzuoshiyijingmeiyoule。
shoujituranshanleyixia,yuanjingxiannaqilaikanleyiyan,shizhongguoyidongdexiaoxi。tajiezhediankaivx,kandaoxiaozhulizuotianjitafadexiaoxi。
anzhaotishi,quxuanleyigexunixiaodianren(pitao)yongyupingshizhibo。tatiaoleyigejiagebugaode,toushangdingzhelianggeerduode,huangseshunmao,wuguanqingxiuchuanzheyingshixiaofudexiaodianren,kanqilaihenguai。
yuanjingxianzuozaidiannaoqianshuxileyixiaxiaodianrendegezhongcaozuo,tameikaiguozhibo,youzaidiannaoshangdaogulehaojiu。dengyiqiejibenshuxihou,tacaiguqiyongqidakaizhibo。
yuanjingxiankanzhepingmuqiandexiaodianren,juedetayoudiandai,yushijitahuanleyigekeaidebiaoqing。tadehaozhiyou100duodefensi,doushikaoheneitiandiandeguanzhu。
zhibojiangangkaishimeiren,dengleyihui,youjigefensijinlaile。jitasongledengpai,jialefensituan。
tashuohuadoudaizhejinzhang,shengyinxiaoxiaode。takanguobierenzhibo,zhidaoyaoganxiesongliwudefensi。
fensifadanmushuotadeshengyinyoudianxiao,rangtadiaodayinliang。
“henxiaoma,keshiyinliangyijingdiaodao60duole。”yuanjingxianshuo。
【diandianlaoshi,shinishuohuashengyintaixiaole。】
【laoshi,nibiejinzhangya!】
【laoshinidexiaodianrenhenkeaia!】
【laoshi,nifangshoubgma。】
guaibudejuedebuduijing,yuanlaishimeifangbgm。
yuanjingxianbuhaoyisidixiaolexiao,ruanzheshengyinshuo:“buhaoyisia,wowangle,xianzaifang。”
tazaidiannaosuijidiankaiyishouyaogungequ,shengyinchulaineiyishunjian,tabeiheleyitiao。
“a!”yuanjingxianpaileyixiaxiongkoushuo:“hesiwole!”
他赶紧把音量调小。
fensideerduoyeyaolongle。
【wozhenfule,diandianlaoshinipeiwo!】
【耳朵要聋了!】
【maya,gangcaiwodelinghunshishangtiantanglema?】
【yousheizhuyidao,gangcailaoshineisheng“a”haokeaia!】
“duibuqi,duibuqi。”yuanjingxiangubudejinzhangle,ganjingenfensidaoqian。
【jiwomenchangshouge,jiuyuanliangnile!】
【laoshi,nihuichangkeaiyidiandegema?】
“wohuichang《xuemaojiao》。”yuanjingxianshuo。
fensitingdaotazheimeshuo,fenfenyaotachangzheishou。
yuanjingxiandayingle,tafangruanshengyinkaishichang,tabianchangbiankandanmu。
danmuqingyisedekeai,rangyuanjingxianhonglelian。
tadangchugenpengyoudadushule,caiquxuedezheishouge。
meixiangdaokaibochangdediyishougejingranshixuemaojiao。
tazhibojianderenshuduoleqilai,fensifenfenjitasongmaoerduohemaozhualiwu。
tachangwanhou,haixiudihanleyisheng。
jieguozaicichenggongdedaomangongpingdekeai。yuanjingxiandaoshibuzaihu,tayebushidiyicibeishuokeaile。
tawangshangfanlefandanmukaishiganxiesongtaliwudifensi。
“danmuwozhinengfandaozheilile,meiganxiedaodefensinimenbieshengqi,wobushiguyihoucibobide。”yuanjingxianjieshidao。
【zhidaole,kannizheimekeaidefenshang,yuanliangniba!】
【meibanfa,zhinengchongzhebei,sheirangnineimekeaini!】
【meishi,zaijinishuayici。】
yushigongpingyoupiaoleqilemaoerduomaozhua,yuanjingxianzheiciyigefensidoumeilou,quanbuganxiele。
suiran,taxinlijuedezheixieliwuyoudianshouzhiyoukui,dantanulihushizheizhongganjue。
yigeidjiaoyouqiandagedewangyouzaizhibojianfalehaojitiaodanmu。
qianmianjitiaodouzaimayuanjingxianbuyaolian,zhuangkeai,weileqianshenmedouzuodechulai。
yuanjingxiandangmeikandao,tanulikongzhizijibuduiren。
kenengshiyinweizheiweiyouqiangebeiyuanjingxiandefensimapofanglezheiweiyouqiangekaishimayuanjingxiandefensile。
yuanjingxianrenbulele,tadianjinneirendezhuyekanleyiyan,xingbienan,touxianghaishitaziji。
bijingzhangdeneimedezeimeishuyanchuletaziji,yinggaibuhuiyouqitarenyongzheimenankandetupiandangtouxiangle。
“zheiweiidjiaoyouqiandagededage,nishizaiwuliaojiuqudangkefuba,zheimexihuandazi。”yuanjingxian:bushuangdishuo。
【youqiandage:guannishenmeshi,nizheizhongwangluoqigaihaihaoyisishuowo。】
yuanjingxiankanzhezheijuhuadunleyixia,yishimeinengshuochuhua。
【youqiandage:zenmebeiwoshuozhongle。】
【youqiandage:pofangleba!】
fensibenlaihaizaihahahahahahahaxiaoni,kandaozijiaaizhubomeishuohua。
tamenyishidaoshenme,biezheyiguhuofadanmu。
【nitmcaiwangluoqigai,tajiwomenchangge,peiwomenliaotian,tigonglehenhaodeqingxujiazhi,womenshiweizijideqingxujiazhimaidan。】
【niyiweizhubohenhaodang,ruguoshinizheigechoudongxidangzhubo,wokendingdianjubao。】
【jiushi,shenmewanyi,paolaizheiliyingxianglaoniangdekanzhibo。】
fensiyitiaojiezheyitiaodifazhedanmu,zhijiejiangyouqiangemazoule。
“duibuqia,wodiyicizhibojiurangnimenbangwoduiren。”yuanjingxianxinqingfuza,dangengduodeshigandong。
zaitadegainianli,tayejuedezheiyangnafensideliwubuhao,dequeyoudianxiangwangluoqigai。
dangangcaikandaofensifadedanmu,tayoujuedehaoxiangbingbushineiyangde。
tamenleduibiaoyanyaoshouqian,neitazaiyuyintingchanggekendingyeshixuyaoshouqiande。benzhishanglaishuoshiyiyangde。
【diandianlaoshinibiexiangtaiduo,nidiyicizhibojiuyudaozheizhonglaji,dequedaomei!】
【nibushiwangluoqigai,nibenzhishigeshou,fensijinisongliwu,shiyinweinitigongleqingxujiazhi,nizhide!】
【diandianlaoshi,nibienanguo!】
【lajiguandezhelaoniangjisheisongliwu,wopianyaosong。】
henkuai,yuanjingxiandezhibojianquanshiliwutexiao。
yuanjingxianyanjinghongle,tacaleyichuyankuangdeleishui,xileyixiabizishuo:“xiexienimen,nimenzhenhao。”
fensitingdaozheimeruan,haidaizhediankuqiangdeshengyinxinyixiazijiuruanle。
fenfenfadanmuanweita,rangtabienanguo。
“zuiaidiandian”songji“ty.diandian”yipianxingkong。
“zuiaidiandian”songji“ty.diandian”yipianxingkong。
“zuiaidiandian”songji“ty.diandian”yipianxingkong。
【zuiaidiandian:diandianlaoshi,buyaoweileyigelajinanguo。】
zheitiaodanmuzaizhibojianpiaoguo。
yuanjingxianyixiazimeirenzhu,puciyishengxiaolechulai。tagegegegedixiaozhe,tebiedou。
【diandianbaobei,nishiyaokeaisiwomenma?】
【zenmehuiyourenxiaodeneimekeaia!】
【hahahahahaha,xiaosiwole。】
【zenmegenxiaohaiyiyang,hahahahaha!】
yuanjingxianxiaogoule,yuqiqingsongdao:“nimendeanweiwoshoudaole,xiexiewodexiaoxingxingmen。”
“ganxiezuiaidiandiansongwodesanpianxingkong,xiexienidezhichiheguli。”yuanjingxianshuo。
【diandianlaoshi,nishenmeshihoupaidanga?】
【niyousantiandexinrenzhiding,deyaoganjinyong,buranguoqile。】
“wowanshangqidianpai。”yuanjingxianshuo。
tateyilejieguotingyinxuan.lingxingdegezhongshiqing,zhidaotingyinxuan.lingxingdehuangjindangshiwanshang。
tadexinrenzhidingyaofahuichutazuidadezuoyong。
turan,tazhibojiandedanmuduoleqilai,quanshihuanyingty.xiaoxiaolaoshide。
dengtakandaodanmushi,ty.xiaoxiaoyijingjitasonglefensidengpai。
“huanyingxiaoxiaolaoshi,ganxiexiaoxiaolaoshisongdedengpaiya。”yuanjingxianzheihuashuodeyoudianguai。
“ty.xiaoxiao”songji“ty.diandian”yiliangpaoche(1200zuan,10zuan=1kuaiqian)。
jinjiezhetafaletiaodanmu:【diandianlaoshi,nidesajiaobalianwohaidengzheni。】
yuanjingxianxiangdaosajiaobaliandeneixiecijiukaishilianhong,dantahaishishuo:“xiexiexiaoxiaolaoshideliwu,sajiaobalianwowandianjinibushang。”
ty.xiaoxiaolaoshifaleyitiaodanmu:【hahahahahaha,neiwodengzhenidesajiaobalianyo。】
fensiyegenzhefaleyiduidehahahahahahahaha,haiyoufensirangtaxianzaisagejiao。
yuanjingxianbeifensidoudelianhong,tabaixideshoumolemofatangdelian,shengyinxiaoxiaodishuo:“xiaciba,woxianxuexue,wohaibuhuisajiao。”
tashengyinxiaoxiaode,yuqiyeruanlexialai,zheitingzhegensajiaoyemeiqubiea。danmushunjianfeitengle。
【aaaaaaa,haoruanhaoxihuana!】
【laozidexinruanchengyitanshuile,diandianlaoshiniyetaihuileba!】
【aaaaaaa,nixianzaijiushizaisajiaoa!】
【wohaoxihuana,laoshizhenrenyeyidingshiruanruandeba,zaisayige!】
yuanjingxianmeijuedezijizaisajiao,takanzhezheixiedanmulianshunjianyouhongle。
fensideliwuyoushualeqilai,tayibianganxiefensiyibianjuedezijizheiliwushoudexinxu。
“nimenbiesongle。”yuanjingxianshuo,“wojinimenchanggeba。”
tagangxiangchangge,jiufaxianlaileyigelianxian。
tajidezuowanzheigelaoshiyezaiqunlifalehuanyingzijidehua,yinggaiyeshiyigehenhaoxiangchudelaoshi。
tajielelianxianjinzhangdigenduimiandelaoshiwenhao,“yuanyuanlaoshi,nihao。”
“diandianlaoshi,nihao,womenhaoyouyuane,mingzidouzheimexiang,doushilianggezidedieci。”ty.yuanyuanlaoshixiaozheshuo。
yuanjingxianxiangdaoleshenme,turanjuedehaizhentingyouyuande。
tashuo:“ng,shitingyouyuande,yuanyuanlaoshizhaowoshiyoushenmeshima?”
“zhaoniwana!”ty.yuanyuanshuo,“laoshi,nijiazainalide?keyijiwomenshuoyixiajiaxianghuama?”
“woshibendide,jiuzaicshi。”yuanjingxianshuowan,jiezheshuolejijucshihua。
tashengyindougenzhebianle,youzhongxiaohaiguyishuakudeganjue。
baty.yuanyuanhelianggezhibojiandefensidoudoukaixinle。
“hahahahahaha,haoyouyisia。”ty.yuanyuanxiaozheshuo,“diyicilianxian,womenyigehuiyouba,meirenchangbanshouge。”
yuanjingxiandianlediantou,shuo:“haoa,neisheixianchang。”
ty.yuanyuanshuo:“nixianchangba。”
yuanjingxianshuo:“neiwochangleyishou《wobuxianggaibianshijie,wozhixiangbubeishijiegaibian》。”
huayinyiluo,banzouxiangqi,tachanggehentouru,qingxuhenbaoman。ruguofensixianzainengkandaotabenrendehua,jiuhuifaxiantabiaoqingfeichangdedaowei。
yuanjingxianbanshouchangwan,jiutingxiale。dajiadouyiyouweijin,chenmolejimiaohou,ty.yuanyuanguzhezhangshuo,“haoting,taihaotingle。”
yuanjingxianzuijiaoweiweiyangqi,shuoleyisheng,“xiexiedajiadexihuan,xiexieyuanyuanlaoshikuajiang。”
“neiwochangyishou《miaozhun》ba。”ty.yuanyuanlaoshishuo,yuanjingxianmashangguzhanglaileju“hao。”
jianyuanyuanlaoshikaichangle,yuanjingxianbadanmuwangshanglalela,jianfensimendoushikuatade,taxinlicaitashi。
yuanjingxiantingdehenrenzhen,ty.yuanyuanlaoshichanggehenhaoting,tadeyinsehentebie。
ty.yuanyuanchangwanbanshou,yuanjingxianganjinpaizhang,“yuanyuanlaoshi,nichangdetaihaotingle,wohaimeitinggouni。”
tabushiyingkuade,ershity.yuanyuanlaoshichanggezhendehaoting。
tingyinxuan.lingxingdekaohetebieyange,jiumeiyouyigegeshouchanggeshibuhaotingde。
“diandianlaoshi,huxiangdiangeguanzhuba,daoshihouwoyougongzuoqugongsijiuzhaoniwan。”ty.yuanyuanshuo,“woyaozoule,woyaoqupaidangle。”
“haode,yuanyuanlaoshizaijian。”yuanjingxianbianshuobianjity.yuanyuandianleguanzhu。
yuanjingxianjuedezheigetingdelaoshimendoutaihaole,yuanyidaitazheigexinrenwan。
tagenfensikualekuatingdelaoshi,fensizaigongpingfalehenduodanmu,jihuquanshizaikualingxing,kuatinglidelaoshi。
tingyinxuan.lingxingdequnxiangfenhenduo,tinglidequnxiangzuodehenhao。tinglidelaoshihubanghuzhu,huxiangkaiwanxiao,xiangchudehenhao,duixinrenyehenyouhao。
yuanjingxianwanshanghaiyaoqutinglipaidang,tayaoyangzujingshen,zheishitajinrulingxingdediyigedang,bixuyaoyanzhenyidai。