ps：shuangwen，naozizizhucunfangchu！！！
huanghunqidianzhong，hanwushi，dixiatingchechang！
weikunxiguanxingdezhunshidakaizhibo。
“gouzimen，jinwanjixuyediaodajiba！”
kanzheliaoliaowuji，luxuyongjinlaideshuiyou，weikunlianshangfuxianchunongyudexiaoyi。
tabingbushizheigeshijiederen。
liangnianbanqian，diaoyuaihaozheweikunchuanyuedaozheigepingxingshijie，bingqudailemingziheyangmaoyuzijiyimoyiyangdeweikun。
成为一名钓鱼主播。
zhishidiaoyuxingyetaijuanle，qianyouduanzishoudenglianyong，houyouzhenshiyediaoliubaitiao，suoyiweikunyediaozhiboleliangnianduo，yebingmeiyoushenmetaidadeqise。
fensiliangwanwu，pingrilidezaixianrenshu，yezhiyouliangbaizuoyou。
成绩平平。
“haihaozhongyushijihuolexitong！”
xiangdaozheige，weikunshunjianganjueqiantuyipianliangguang！
banxiaoshiqian，shenweichuanyuezhedeta，zhongyushiyinglailezijidexitong：henrenxitong！
zhiyaowanchengxitongrenwu，jiunenghuodejiangli！
zhengxiangzhezheixie，zhibojianyiweiidjiaozuo【cangshanyoujingyichengkong】deshuiyoushanyidefazhedanmutixing：“zhubo，jintiankeshizhongyuanjiea，haishibuyaochuqule！”
zhongsuozhouzhi，zhongyuanjieguimendakai，huiyouwushuwanghuncongdifulaidaoyangjian，lingquqinrenjibaidejiwu。
duiyuzheidian，qiyushuiyouquanbuzantong，fenfenbiaoshi：jinwanyudaodediaoyou，kebuyidingdoushihuorena！
“ningkexinqiyou，bukexinqiwu，youxiejihui，haidexuyaozunzhongyixia！”
kandaozheixiedanmu，weikunweiweiyixiao：“meishi，diaoyulaobaiwujinji，chulepakongjun，shenmedoubupa！”
“zaishuo，woshidianxingdewushenlun、wuguilunzhanshi，weiwuzhuyi**，kebupazheixie，ruoshizhendeyudao，shengsikandan，bufujiugan！”
“牛掰！”
“厉害！”
bushaoshuiyoufenfenshuqidamuzhi。
“基操勿六！”
weikunhunbuzaiyidehuilehuishou。
yutaeryan，shenmeyaomoguiguai，yemeiyoupinqionggengkepa。
“jinwansuishizhongyuanjie，danyeshiwobaohuodejihui！”
“hekuang，zheiyeshihenrenxitongderenwu！”
魏昆心道。
tayemeixiangdao，henrenxitongdediyigerenwu，jingranhuishizhongyuanjiefentouyediao。
“zhongyuanjie，fentou，yediao，zheibuffdiemanle！”
“bukuishihenrenxitong，haizhenshigouhende！”
魏昆惊叹。
buguowanchengrenwudejiangli，yeshixiangdangdefenghou。
“zhiyaojiezhilingchensidian，diaoshanglaideshouhuodadaoyibaijin，jiunengdedaoyiqianwanxianjin，erqiexianjinlaiyuankekao，wuxudanxin！”
zheiduiyukuaiyaojiebukaiguodeweikunlaishuo，jianzhijiushixuezhongsongtan。
shuoshenmedouyaojiangzheiyiqianwannaxia。
chucizhiwai，haiyoujingangzhishen。
“xiangduiyuyiqianwanxianjin，zheijingangzhishencaigengnitian，bujinnengdaoqiangburu，hainengjubushiyong！”
“zhiyaohuodezheigejiangli，nanrenzuicuiruodedifangjinganghua，yenengtongsiren，chengweisharenliqi！”
yixiangdaozheige，tajiuyouxiexingfen。
zhishitadehua，zaishuiyoukanlai，duoshaoyouxiechuiniubidechengfen。
bijing，zhiyaoshizhubo，chulehan‘1、2、3shanglianjiewai’，zuodezuiduodeshiqing，jiushiheshuiyouchuichuishuile。
suoyiidjiaozuo【cangshanyoujingyichengkong】dewangyouzaiciwendao：“zhubozhendebupama？”
“怕？”
weikunlengxiao：“yuganshileijitaomuzuode，yuxianshimodoulichede，yugoushiguancaidingbaiwande，wozishinuomidade，erliaoshiheigouxuekaide，fupiaoshangdehuitucailiaoshizhusha，jinwanyongluopanzhaodiaowei，zhiyaotaganheipiao，wojiuganyanggan！”
cihuayichu，zhibojiandedanmudoushiduoleqilai。
“**，zhendejiade？？？”
“666，gouzhubozhendeyouzheitaozhuangbeima？”
“niupiniupi，zheibushidiaoyuma？shidiaoshuiguiba？”
“lipulipu，ruguozhenshizheizhongyuju，jinwanwodaoyaokankanyanle！”
“……”
kanleyanzhibojiandedanmu，weikuntongyangshiyouxieqidai。
zheizaibierenkanlaishizuosidexingwei，tadaoshibingweiyouduoshaokongju。
一方面他胆子极大。
lingyifangmian，weikunjihuolexitong，gengshihuodelexinshoudalibao。
tazhiqiansuoshuodeleijitaomuyuganzheixieteshuyuju，jiushixitongjianglidexinshoulibao。
ciwai，haiyouhenduojiangli！
“shierfuzhouniufuzhou，rangwoyongyoulelidawuqiongdeshentong，suoyibuguanyudaoshenme，douyouyipinzhili！”
“ruguodabuguo，haiyouxitongzengyudeyicizhongshengcundangjihui，keyizaisihou，zhongshengdaoanquanquyu！”
xiangqizheige，weikunxinzhongdouyaolechuhualai。
henrenxitongderenwushihen，danxinshoulibaohejiangli，yezugoubiantai。
“renwuyezaijieshoufanweini！”
“ruoshirangchibaba，xinlineiyiguanjiuguobuqua！”
魏昆心道。
suizhexiantanhewulinghongguangdejichi，yigeduoxiaoshihou，tajiangchetingzailelongtoushuiku。
zheishilishuyuhanwushidetianranshuiku，yeshengdabanjihenduo，yukouhenbaozao。
weikuncengjingzaizheilidiaochuyixiaoshiyibaiduojindezhanji。
zuizhongyaodeshi，longtoushuikusizhouyoubushaolaofen。
jiangdiaodianxuanzaidaozheili，yeshiweikunshensishulvdejieguo。
“jinwanzhengchangfahui，bianshinengwanchengrenwu，dedaojiangli！”
weikunxinzhongjizijidaqi。
tinghaochedetongshi，yekaishibanyuju。
taduilongtoushuikuhenshuxi，xinzhongyijingyoulediaowei。
suoyibuxuyaotiqianxunzhao。
zhibojingtouzhong，shuiyoujianweikunjiangyigexiaoheiguancaibanchulaishi，doushimengbile。
“**，gouzhubo，nizheishishenmedongxi？”
“guancai？kungenidaodixiangyaozuoshenme？”
“jianguanfacai，dajidali！”
“……”
wuyijiankandaozhibojiandedanmu，weikunxiaozhejieshi：“zheishiwodexindiaoxiang！”
cihuayichu，shunjianmanpingde：？？？
idjiaozuo【cangshanyoujingyichengkong】deshuiyourenbuzhufadanmudao：“zhubo，yongxiaoheiguancaidangzuodiaoxiang，nimeiyoukaiwanxiaoba？”
weikundao：“haihaoba，jinwanshizhongyuanjie，womenjiuyongmofadabaimofa！”
zheirangzhibojiandeshuiyouwuyudetongshi，yeganjuehaoxiangyouneimejifendaoli。
jingyibudingdemuguangzhong，weikunzoudaoyigehuishuiwanchu，kandaoleyizuolaofen。
laofensihuyouxieniandaile，shangmianzhangmanlezacao，gongzhuoshishang，bingmeiyoujibaiguodehenji。
weikunnachuyigeluopan，guanchalepiankezhihou，dao：“zheiliyinqizhong，jiuzheilile！”
jiangchuidiaogongjufangzailaofenqian，gengshiduizhelaofendao：“jinwannimeirenjibai，womeirenpeitongyediao，woliangjiuxianghupeibanle，ruoshinibaoyouwobaohu，wojibainijitiaoyu！”
zhibojiandeshuiyouyanjianweikunzuozaiyizuolaofenqianzhunbeiyediao，doushijingdexiabachadiandiaozailedishang。
“gouzhubojinwanshiyaowandadea？”
gezidepingmuqian，tamendeshenqingdoushijingyibuding。
魏昆并未理会。
keshizuochuidiaoqiandezhunbeigongzuo。
“yaoxiangyushangan，denaliangshihuan！”
niantaoleyiju，weikunnachuyidainuomi，kaishidawo。
weilebaoxianqijian，tadalesiwugewodian。
“还真是糯米！”
renchudawodedongxi，wangyoumengle。
danhenkuai，tamenshunjianjingxing。
yinweisizhoujingranturanchuanlaiyingerdekusheng！
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shuangwen，baoshuang，qiujiarushujia，qiuzhuigeng，qiucuigeng，qiuxiaoliwu！！！