jiangtangdezhangxiangshineizhongbiaobiaozhunzhun，conglidaowaitouzhederuanmengkeai。yanjinghenda，heibaifenming，bizixiaoqiao，chunhongchibai，youqixiaoqilaishiyoulianggeqianqiandeliwo，guaiqiaodebuxianghua。
buguo，jiangtangbingbujiaoruo，tahuabuduo，xingzikeyishuoshiyouxieleng，shuyumanrexing。yizhangkeaidexiaolianlaoshibengzhe，zenmekandoupoyouyizhongzhuangdarendefanchameng。
zuizhongyaodeshi，quanyulequandouzhidao，jiangtangchongfen，feichangchongneizhong。fanquanli，tianhoujiangtangjiadefensidaiyuheyingdiyeshenjiadejianzhishitianchadibie。
erqiejiangtangyongyoudapimamafen，jiejiefen，nainaifen……qifensihuafengyubiejiadejiongran，weiboxiarichangshainver，qiubanverqinqinbaobaojugaogao……
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yeshenpiantoukanleyiyanganggangsizhesangzihandenvfensi，zaihuitouwangzhejiangtangshi，yinzaikouzhaoxiachunbanminleqilai。
youneimeyishunjian，tachadianjiumeikezhizhuziji。
yiju“nverhaoguai”daolezuibian，zuizhonghaishichenlexiaqu。yixiangqinglengdemouzilijianjianyangqijifennuanyi，jingzhilinglidewuguanyerouhelejifen。
congyuanzaiguowaidepianchangganfuzheizuochengshi，zaiyongjiyoumenrederenqunlinaixindikanlejigexiaoshideyanchanghui，zheiyidianyebuxiangyeyingdihuiganchulaideshi。
danshi，jiangtangshiyeshenweiyideliwai。
conglaimeiyourenzhidao，qingguiyoudanmozhijideyingdidarenneilizangleyigexiaomajia——zaijiangtangzhongduomamafenlikangqibabafendaqidezuidafentou。
weibodakaqiandao，kongpingdabang，haiyoupinglunqiufanpai……yeyingdidexiaohaowandeliu，zangdeshen，bufanche。
congjiangtangshiwusuigangchudaodaoxianzaidedingliu，yeshenmomofenletawunian，kanzhexiaojiangtangyidiandianchengzhang，zaiyidiandianbiandegengjiayouxiu。
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wutaishangdebiaoyanhaizaijixu，jiangtangbianchangbiantiao，konglingyoujuyouqiangdabaofalidesangyindashangliaorenxindongdewudaojirenyiyichangshitingshengyan。
zheishijintiandezuihouyishougele。daozhugebufenshi，wutaizhongxindeshaonvweidunleyixia，xiayimiao，qianlandewaitaobeigaogaoyangqi，yiyidaohuxianpaoruguanzhongqunli。
ruodadetiyuguanliyouyishundejijing，jinjiezheshigenggaofenbeidebaofa。shengxiadeyewan，beiyishadianran，xianchangchayidiankongzhibuzhu。
meilewaitaodezheyan，shaonvshenshangchuanzhedejinshenheisebeixinlulechulai。yipianchunheiyingzhecibairuoyudejifu，jiaozhichengyipianjingxindongpodemei。
bojingxiuzhangbaixi，jiantouyuanrunkeai，piaoliangjingzhidesuogugengshiwanruyizhipianpianyufeidedie。maweiyebeifanglexialai，qingsisuiyisanluozaiyaojian。
jiangtangwozhuhuatongdeshoujinlejin。tahaibutaixiguanzheizhongchuanzhe，zongjuede……youdianqiguai。danshizheigefuzhuanghedongzuoshiwudaolaoshixianqianpaihaode，shuoshinengdiaodongyanchanghuiqifenhezengjiaguanzhonghudong……
mouguangluozaidixiafensimenqiqidehuhansheng，jiangtangmianshangkanbuchushenmebiaoqingbianhua，xinliqueqileyisibodong。
zheifanying……haoxianghelaoshishuodebutaiyiyang？
xianchangqifenqueshizhale，jiushi……zhadefangxiangyoudianpaopian。
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