第1章

woshidiwugedaode,zonggongliuweijiabin。xianzaigongzuodouneimejuandema?haiyoubangexiaoshini,zenmedoudaole?

(wopangbianyouweizi,laopozuowopangbian!!)

顾渝又开始叫。

beizheimechenghuwohaishiyouxiebuzizai,erduoyouxiefatang,xiangzheyaobulitayuandian,sheizhiwoshaoshaopiangefangxiang,tajiukaishifafeng。

(bu!yanzi!yanzimeiyouniwozenmehuoayanzi!)

wodunledunjiaobu,haishizuodaoletashenbian,kebiejiaohuanle,naoziyaoshoubulele。

buzhishibushiwodecuojue,tashenshangdeqinglengqixiyixiazijiuxiaoshile。

(hei…heihei……laopoyidingshibeiwodeshuaiqixiyinle。xianzaiyaoganma,dui,dazhaohu,zenmegenlaopodazhaohucainengxiandewoshigezhidetuofudenanrenni?)

woxinzhongwuyu,sheihuitongguoyigedazhaohujiujiajinia?

“lilaoshi,haojiubujian。”guyukaikoudao。

“好久不见。”

(laopohewoshuohuale!laopoyidingxihuanwo!woyaohaohaobiaoxian!)

woheguyumeiyouguohezuo,danwomenxiangshiyijiu,womenxiaoshihoushilinju,tazongxihuanlaiwojiachuanmen,houlaitashangdaxueshitamenbanjiale,womenjiuhenshaozailianxile。

danbukefourendeshi,woxihuanshanglezheigechaoqibobodeshaonian,zhishaocengjingxihuan。

zuihouyiweijiabindaole,erxiannvyirenyangqingyi,woduitayoudianyinxiang,tayinqingchunkeaiquanfenwushu,zuihuodeneiduanshijianqueyouxiepiao,youyicizhibojinganchaowonianjida,zhengronglian。

keshi,wodefensizhishihewoyiyangkaishifole,bushisile,shenmeshihouxiaoxiaoerxiannengcaichaoyixianyirentoushangle?

shouxian,womeiyouzhengrong,tongxingchudaoyizhizhangzheiyang,dengbifangda,tashimeinaozicaihuinawodelianshuoshi。

qici,zhengrongwuzui,meigerendouyouzhuiqiumeilidequanli。

zaishuo,suiranwonianjishibitada,erqiewobutaizaiyinianlingzheikuai,dantazheiyanghaishirangwohenbushufu,tabudongdezunzhongnvxing,zunzhongzhangbeima?

yangqingyineiduanshijianbeiwodefensihelurenheidaoyiyu,tingshuoduocixiangyaozishadanbeifensimenquanhuile,juedinghaohaohuoxiaqu。

tasuoshugongsihairangtafawendangzhongjiwodaoqian,meitaodaobandianhao。

womenliangjiadeliangziyejiuzheimejiexiale。

pu,xiaohaizijiushixiaohaizi。

edui,tahaoxianghaishiguyuzhongshifensilaizhe。

(laopoweishenmeyizhikanzheneigenvde,womeiyouneigenvdehaokanma?)

wohaizainaozhongsousuoguanyuyangqingyideziliao,turanyoutingdaomanshimaiyuandeyisheng。

taxiaoshihoutiantianmianwubiaoqingpidianpidiangenzaiwohoumiandeshihou,xinliyeneimeduohuama?

renqile,jiemuzurangwomenkaishichouqianjuedingfangjian,louxialiangjianfang,loushangsijianfang,erlouxiadefangjianbiloushangdefangjianduoleyangtai,erqiefangjianshaoshaodayidian。

louxiadeliangjianfangni,yijiandechuangdayixie,yijiandezeheloushangdeyiyang。

【omg!guyuzhendeshanglianzongle!wandanlewoshilianlewuwuwu!】

【laopohaomeisihasiha,meiyourenpeideshangwodelaopo!!】

(fule,yigelianzonggaodegenbixinjidezongyiyiyang,jiubunengrangrenhaohaotanlianaima?)