chuwanerweileduobibaobiao，liannancesuodouganchuang，youzenmekenengguaiguaixiache。
talimaweiqubabadeaiqiuxiefangchen，“neibangrenjiuzaihoumian，jiurenjiudaodi，shuaige，qiuqiunile。”
xiefangchenzaiyicibuyuedecumei，tajintianyidingshichumenmeikanhuangli，caireshangzheimemafandeshiqing。
“xiache。”xiefangchenbuweisuodong。
“niganggangdoubangwoyicile，zaibangyixiaba。”chuwanershengyinlidailekuqiang，“woyaoshibeineibangrenzhuazou，jiuyaobeipojiajiyigewojiandoumeijianguodelaotouzi，quweirenjiachuanzongjiedai，chengweihunyindexishengpin。wozuoweinvrendeyisheng，jiuchedidehuile。”
chuwaneryanjibizhen，lengshijiangzheibanzhenbanjiadeshiyandegenzhendeyimoyiyang。
xiefangchenbuzhixiangdaoleshenme，yanshenweidong，suihou，tabianmeiyouzaiganchuwanerxiache，ershibufayiyandeqidonglechezi。
chezixingshilebangezhongtouzuoyou，tingzaiyidongxiaoqumenqian。
“xiache。”yijiushilengbingbingdeyuqi。
yanxiashimeiyoubaobiaozhuiguolaile，danchuwanerqueduimianqianzheigeyouduoyingjunjiuyouduolengmodenianqingrenchanshenglexingqu。
zheiyangqizhibirendeshuaige，kezhenshikeyuerbukeqiudejipina。
tabazheqianpaizuoyi，xiaoxixidetongxiefangchenshangliang，“neigeshenme，shuaige，womenjiaogepengyoubei。”
谢方臣：“……”
这女人还真是烦人。
chuwanerbingbuzhidaoxiefangchendexinsheng，tajixudao：“wotingniwanleyaoqushijing，duibudui？nishibushihaimeijingjirenhezhuli？yaobuwozuonizhuliba，wozaizheifangmianshizhendeyoujingyan。”
xiangshihaipaxiefangchenbuxin，chuwanertaochuzijideshouji，dakaixiangcehualajixiefangchenkan。
“qiao，wogendamingxingmendeheying，haiyouzheige，haolaiwuzuiyoumingdebianjubaoluo，nijintianyushangwo，kezhendeshizhuanle，wozheifangmianhenyourenmaide。”
neixiezhaopiandaduoshudoushisirenjiuhuishangdehezhao，meidianbeijingshenjiashibukenengjinrude。erqiezhaopiankanqilaihenbizhen，buxiangshipsde。
xiefangchensuiranduichuwanerfengfenghuohuodexinggeyijiubudaijian，danshinengrenshizheixieren，xiangbiyezhendehuiduitayoudianyong……
jinguanxinliyijingzhuanleshijigewanyouledianxiangfale，xiefangchenmianshangyijiulengdandebuxing。
tazhongfudao：“xiache。”
“aibiezheimekuaijujuea，nihaohaoxiangxianga，niyaodangyanyuanduiba，dangyanyuanrenmaihenzhongyaode，nirenshiwo，jiuxiangdangyu……”
chuwanerzhengdiediebuxiudequanshuozhe，zhouweixiangqileciqibifudelabasheng。
yuanlaishixiefangchendechetingzaijinxiaoqudeguankakoutaijiu，dangzhulehoumianjinlaichededaoer。
yankanzheqianfangbaoanzouleguolai，xiefangchenjiaocaiyoumen，kaichejinlexiaoqu。
kanxiefangchentinghaochedakailechemen，chuwaneryelianmangxialeche，xianggegenpichongyiyanggenzhexiefangchenjinleloumenkou。
“woshuo，nizuoweiyigeyanyuan，zhudedifangyetaihansuanledianba。”chengzuodiantishanglou，chuwanerkanzhediantiqiangshangdiaoluodeqipi，yaozhetoutucao。
diantitingzailiulou，xiefangchenlvxianmaibuchuqu。
chuwanergenzaihoumianxuxutaotao，“wokeshitingshuoxianrujinguoneiyanyuanpianchoutebiegao，nizhiyaonengjiedaoxi，zenmezheyenenghuangetiaojianhaoyidiandedifangzhuba。”
xiefangchenbuhangsheng，danshizuijiaoqianqiyigebuxiedehudu。
“o，wodetianna！nijiazheishibeiqiangjieguoma？”chuwanergenzhexiefangchenjinlewuhou，wangzhejihumeiyourenhejiajuhezhuangshipin，kongdangdangliangeshafadoumeiyoudeketing，zhenjingdezhangdalezui。
“nizibian，biedaraowo。”xiefangchenzaixuanguanchuhuanlexie，chenzhelianduichuwanerrengxiayiju，bianjinleshufang。
jinguantaidulengdehairen，danzheihualideyisi，bujiushitongyitaliuxialaile？
chuwanergaoxingdeyuandibenglebeng，kaishixixicanguanzheitaofangzi。
liangshiliangwei，zhongjianjiazheyigeshufang，jinmenzuozhuanshikaifangshichufang，buguochuleyitaibingxiang，shenmechujudoumeiyou。
zixiyikan，zheifangziqishihaitingdade，bitazaidiantilishexiangdeyaohaodeduole。
zhishi，zheijianjiedaojihukeyidangyangbanfangdezhuangxiu，shizailingchuwanerbugangongwei。taxiangdaonanrenneicongtoudaoweijiumeishenmebiaoqingdelian，zezejisheng，toutoutucao。
“bachengshigexingshulengdan。”
kanwanfangzihou，chuwanerwuliaoqilai，tayigerendaizhemeishigan，biansuibianjiaolegewaimai，ranhoudiankaiwangye，kaishisousuoyuxieyihengyouguandexinwen。
bijingshimuqinyaotaqujiaderen，tasuiranbuyuanyizheimeshengyingdexiangqinmeiyouganqingdejiehun，danduiyuneigeren，taduoshaohaishiyoudianhaoqide。
jieguo，busoubuzhidao，yisouhesantiao。
《xieyihengdaodiyouguoduoshaonvren？》
《xieyihengxinshuhuandajiemi，huoguodianmenkoulushuguqinni》
《genxieyihengchuanguofeishuwendenvmingxingshubushengshu，weitazuidechong》
《shuiguonvxingzuiduodefuerdai，xieyihengshidiyima？》
……
shangbaiwangesousuojieguo，suibiandianjinquyige，yongcizhifukuazaozuo，miaoxiezhixiangshuyan，dourangchuwanerchengmujieshe。
shenzhi，haiyougengequweidecaice，shuoxieyihengshiqianshurenzhan，youshoujipi，suoyinvpengyoumeigeleixingdoubuyiyang，benzhishangshizaitiyanbutongdenvrendaijizijidebutongtiyan。
zhurucileideyanci，kandechuwanerwaimaidouchibuxiaqule。
taqihonghongdeguandiaowangye，bashoujirengzaileyibian，tapatazaijiezhekanxiaqu，huiexindetuchulai。
zhenmeiyouxiangdao，muqinjuranrangtajiajizheiyangyige**baileidasegui，muqinpingriliduitabuwenbuwenjiusuanle，xianzaihaizheiyangkengta！
tazhenshiqidefeidouyaozhale。
yaobushitabuxiangjiehuntaochulai，takongpajiuyaoquzuojieshupanxiale。
chuwaneryuexiangyueqi，tazhijiebashoujikakouchulai，yizheliangbanrengjinlelajitong。muqinjirannenghenxinrangtajiajizheiyangdelanren，neijiubiexiangzaizhaodaotale！
tachuwanerjiusuanshisizaiwaimian，meirenyaomeirenai，yejueduibuhuijiajiyigeyouniyouesudefuerdai！
xiefangchenyizhizaidiannaoqianmangdaolebangwan，qishendeshihoutaganjuezijiyaodoumale，bianguanlediannao，dasuanjinyushifangreshuipaozao。
zouchushufang，wangyushizoudetuzhong，tayuguangsaodao，sipilailiangenzhetalaideneigenvren，zhengbeiduizheta，duizheshoujididigugu。
xiefangchenweiweicumei，xindao：zijigaibuhuijianlegeshazihuilaiba……
shuzhansizhijinpaozaireshuili，xiefangchenshufudezhangzhangtanlekouqi。
suishuochengweiyirenjinruyanyiquanshitayiliaozhiwaideshiqing，dannengyougebiaomiandeshenfen，bangzhutatuozhanrenmai，shoujihexiejiayouguandeziliao，yeshigebucuodexuanze。
erzhiyuwaimianneinvren，kanqilaixiongdawunao，maosihaizhenyoudianziyuan，bianzoubiankanba，nengyongzeyong，bunengyongtidiaojiusuanle。
taxiefangchen，kebushishourongsuo，buhuiwuchangshourongshazi，gengbushishenmehaoren。
mangliuleyitian，xiefangchenyeleile，tapaodetouyunnaozhangdezhanqilai，bizheyanjingqulaoyupao，buliaoshoubeiyihuisaodaolezhiwujia。
pilipala，muyuluhufupindiaoleyidi。
xiefangchenkuachuyugang，wanyaoqujian，meizhuyidaomuyulugaizishuaikaile，yijiaocaishanghualiuliudemuyulu，pengdeyishengshuailexiaqu。
“a——”xiefangchenzhenggejianbangdoukezaiyingbangbangdeyugangbianshang，tengdeta**yisheng。
“zenmele？zenmele？”yushimendakai，chuwanerchongjinleyushi。
xiefangchenmudengkoudaidekanzhechongjinlaidechuwaner：“……”
chuwanermudengkoudaidekanzhexiefangchendexiabanshen：“……”
ohmygawd!
还真是人不可貌相。
真有料。