第1章
“aiya，nihaohuaia！”
“你不喜欢么？”
“xihuanya，buguowoxihuangenghuaide......”
moupojiudefeiqilaozhainei，nannvdeyinmiduihuazailaozhaideshenchuxiangqi，zhijianlaozhailimian，yiduinannvzhengyishanbuzhengdehuxiangyongbaozaiyiqi。
zheiliheranshicitang，danshifenchenjiu，daochujileizhehouhoudehuichen，kongqizhonghaisanfazheyiguqiguaideweidao。
nvrenguzuojiaomei，lianshangnongzhuangyanmo，zaitadeshenshang，yigefeitoudaerdenanrenzhengduizhetashangxiaqishou。
轰隆！
yidaodaleishenghuranxiangqi，gangcaihaiqingkongwanlideyekonghuranwuyunmibu，cengcengdiediedeheiyunjiangyekongzhegai，jiaojiedeyueguangyishixiaoshibujian。
zheiwuyunlaideshifenguiyi，fangfobushiyunceng，ershimouzhongkongbudeheiqiyiban。
“aiya，zenmeturandaleile，zhenshihesirenjiale。”nongzhuangnvrenbeituruqilaideleishengheleyitiao，buxiaoxinzhuangzaipangbiandegongtangshang。
citangdedingbuyigeyinxidiaoluoxialai，yinxitongtibaise，danqueleyijiao。
baisedeyinxiquediaoluozailedishang，yinxiqueshideneiyijiaoganghaozazaidimian。
咔嚓！
yidaoqingcuideshengyinxiangqi，huangranzhijian，sihuyouzhelianglvheisedeqixicongyinxizhongcuanchu，qizhongyilvhenkuaibianbujianlezongying。
citangli，nongzhuangnvrenhefeipangnanrenyijingtuodeyisibugua，buguojiuzaizheishi，feipangnanrenyanjiaohaoxiangshikandaoleyigerenying。
tazhuanguotouyikan，zhijianyigemianrongputongdeqingnianjingranjiuzhanzaitadebuyuanchu。
“xiaozi，nitmsheia，zenmeturanchuxianzaizheili？”feipangnanrenshoudaojingya，dunshiborandanu，pangbiandenongzhuangnvrenganmanglaguopangbiandezhedangzhuzijishenti。
feiqidecitangzhongturanchuxiandisanren，congmianmaoshangkan，dayueershilaisuidemoyang，danquechuanzheyishenqiguaideguzhuang，shuzhezhangfa。
ciketajinbizheyanjing，dangtingdaofeipangnanrendehechishi，qingnianzhongyuhuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing。
qingnianmuguangsaoguocitang，yanshenzuizhongluozaizheiduinannvshenshang，dangjianzheliangrenyishanbuzhengshi，yanlidunshishanguoyidaohanguang。
“cinaiwoyejiacitang，nimenerrenjingganzaicixingyin0mizhishi，gaidanghezui？”
dichendehuayucongqingniandekouzhongtuchu，daizhebunuziweideqiangdaqipo。
“哈哈哈哈！”
“xiaozi，ninaoziyouwentiba，laozizaizheiliwanwaneryi，guannishenmeshi？”
“nitmturanchuxianhelewoyitiao，zheibizhanghaimeinisuanni，wonvpengyoushentiyebeinikanle，bixupeichang。”feipangnanrentingzhetashenshangdefeirou，yuqiduoduobiren。
cihuayichu，qingnianmuguangshunjianbinglengxialai，yourushichuqiaodelijian。
chaneizhijian，zhenggecitangdewendudoufangfozhouranjiangdi。
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bingleng，kepa，fangfoshiwannianhanbing，jinjinzhishikanshangyiyan，bianrangrenganjueruzhuibingku。
“xiao......xiaozi，bie......biezhuangmozuoyangde，nihebudaowo。”feipangnanrenshuohuayuqibujinzhandouqilai。
“滚！”
qingnianlenglengtuchuyigezi。
“nijiwodengzhe，wo......wohuitouzaishoushini。”feipangnanrenqiangchengzhexinzhongdedanqi，buguoquebuganzaitingliu。
邪门了！
zheigexiaozijianzhishixiemenle，tahunshehuizheimeduonian，haicongweijianguomuguangzheimekongbudejiahuo，zheijiahuoyidingshiyigekongbusharenfan！
feipangnanrenbuganduozuotingliu，lianmanglazhenongzhuangnvrenlikai，liangrenyourusangjiazhiquanyibanliangundaipa，touyebuganhuilikaizheilaozhainei。
citangneijijingxialai，liangjiuzhihou，qingnianyanlidehanguangzhujianxiaosan。
tadeyishihaoxiangshizhujianhuifuyibian，kanzhesizhoushuxieryoumoshengdecitang，qingnianbujinwojinlequantou，kouzhongfachuyizhenchangkuaidedaxiaosheng。
“哈哈哈哈！”
“wunian，zhengzhengwunianle！”
“woyexuan，zhongyuzhongxinhuidaolerenjian。”yexuansiyidaxiao，buguoxiaoshengcongkaishidechangkuaizhujianbiandezhengning，tadeshentaifuzadaolejizhi。
tayuanbenshiyigeputongren，youyiduitengaizijidefumu，guozhepingfanquexingfudeshenghuo，kaozhezijidenulichenggongkaoshangleliangzhouzuidingjidedaxue。
churudaxue，huoxushishangtiandeenci，zijiyudaoleyigerangtayiyanbianzhongshengnanwangdenvrendujingjing，tayouruhehuayibangaoguimeili，suiranzhishiyiciourandexiangyu，querangyexuanweizhiqingdao。
weilezhuiqiudaozijixihuandenvren，yexuandaxuesinianpinjinquanlixuexi，zhongyuzaidaxuebiyehoujinleyijiazailiangzhouzhimingdeqiyegongsi，yechenggongdedaoletadeqinglai，danjiaowangdetiaojianqueshiweilaiyaoruzhuidujia。
weileaiqing，tadayinglezheigetiaojian，ranerquezenmeyexiangbudao，neishitaemengdekaishi。
xinhunzhiye，zijibeirenguanzui，yijuexinglaiquezaixiaoyizidulanlandechuangshang，meidengzijijieshishenme，yiqunrenbianchongjinlai，duizhetanuchi。
zaimangranyujuewangzhizhong，zijishenbaiminglie，taxiangdujiarenjieshi，danyiwangwenrousishuidedujingjingquefangfobianleyigeren，jiangtadaduansizhi。
fumuweizijijieshiqiuqing，quebeiduifangdangchangshasi。
zijizhihoushoujinquru，meirirutonggouyibanzaidujiashenghuo，changjinledujiarendebaiyan，dujingjingyishizhanxianchulezijidezhenmianmu，meirizhemotaqule。
neizhihouyexuancaichedimingbaizheigenvrendezhenmianmu，kehenzijidangchuxialeyanaishangduifang，zuizhongbujinhailezijiyisheng，hailianleifumuqicansiwang。
yiciouranzhixia，zijitoutingdaoledujiarendetanhua，yuanlaicaimingbai，dujiaxianhaizijidebeihou，qishihaiyougengjiashencengcidemude。
dangshiqingxujidongzhixiakongzhibuzhunuhuo，beidujiarenfaxian，zijicanbeizhuazhu，baibanzhemo。
juewangzhiji，tatiaoyaxunsi，sihouhunguidifu，linghunchongmanlebugandeyuanqi。
wunian，tafuchuwushujianxin，zhongyudapodifuyurenjiandetongdao，nizhuanguilai。
yexuanjinwozhequantou，zhengzhengwunian，tazaidifuzhongchengshouwushudetongku，weiyizhichengzhetahuoxiaqudedongli，bianshifuchou。
weilenenggoufuchou，taganyuanfuchuyiqie。
xiongxiongdenuhuoyushayizaiyexuandeshuangyanlimianranshao，yourubumiedediyuzhiyan。
“kehenwodangnianmeiyouliliang，zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhefumucansizaiyanqian。”
“rujinwocongdiyuguilai，shiyaorangdujiarenpinchangtongkuyujuewang。”
“xuezhai，zhiyouxianxuecainengchanghai！”yexuanshuangyanshanshuozhelinliedehanguang。