第1章 丧事大总管

wojiaoxietianyou,chushengzaiyigeyuanlidoushi,jiaotongbubiandexiaoshancun,cunzimingjiaoshaiyuegou。

daxuebiyeyihouwozaichenglihunleliangnian,yemeiyouhunchugemingtanglai,liantanlesanniandenvpengyou,yezhongyujinbuzhujialideyalilikailewo,zhihaoxinhuiyilengdihuidaolelaojia。

yeyejianwozaijialimeishizuo,bianrangwobangta。

yeyeshi“dazongguan”,yeyoudedifangjiao“baizhike”,jiushibansangshishizhuguanyiqieshiwudeguanshiren。

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neiyitian,lingwaiyigecundebaizhikelaiqingyeye,shuoyouyigebaishizijichulibuhao,suoyizhiyouqingyeyechuma。

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keshineitiantayijinmenbianpaodaoyeyedemianqian,yaoleyaoya,“putong”yishengjiyeyeguilexiaqu。

“xieshu,qiuqiuni,jiuming!”

fenglaonaoshenshoubaozhuyeyedexiaotui,dashengjiaodao。

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“ai!shangtianyouhaoshengzhide,naiherenxinxiane!zouba,nimenlianggedaiwoqukankan!”

yeyedemuguangzaifenglaonaoheneigezhangzhurendelianshangsaoleyiyan,yuqidichendiduitamendao。

zhangzhurenshizhangjiawacunde,zailushang,fenglaonaojiwoheyeyejiangleshiqingdeyuanwei。

siderenjiaohuquezi,shizhangjiawacunyoumingdegundaorou,meiyoufumuqier,yemeiyoushenmeqinqi,guanggunyige,pingshihaochilanzuo,youshouhaoxian,toujimogou,xinongfunv,fanzhengmeiyoutabuzuodehuaishi。

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renmenshoubulechouwei,jiubaneinvrenjimaileqilai。

dajiabenlaiyiweihuqueziyidingtaozoule,xiangbudaojintianzaochenyourenkandaotaguizaineinvrendefenqian,shoulinazheyikuaizhuanfangzaitoudingshang,naodaiyijingbeipaidexilan,naojiangbengdedaochudoushi!

kanhuquezisihoudeyangzi,yinggaishinazhuantoubazijipaiside。

suoyourendoushuo,yidingshinvhaizibianchengguilaizhaotabaochoule,yinweizuotianwanshangzhenghaoshitadetouqihaihunye。

zheishitaiguoguiyi,dajiabianjuedingyoucunlichuqianbahuquezimaile,miandezaishengchushenmeshilai。

suiranhuquezimeishenmeqinren,danshibijingshibaishi,fenglaonaohaishibeiqinglaizuobaizhike,caochitadesangshi。

huanshouyi,zhuanglian,gaiguan,zheixiedoushitazuode。

yiqiezhunbeihao,zaicunlizhaolejigeyangqizhongdezhuangxiaohuo,bianbahuquezideguancaitailechuqu。

“xieshu,guancaiyichumen,wobianganjuebuduijing!daretiande,wozhijuedeshenbianyinfengzhenzhen,houbeifaleng,jiuhaoxiangyourenzaiwoboziliwanglichuiqiyiyang!sachuqudezhiqianyebuluodi,buzhidaobeifengjuandaolenali!neijigetaiguancaidezhuangxiaohuoyeyizhishuochen,haoxiangtaizhedebushisiren,ershiyikuaidashitou!benlaiwohaixiangzhekuaidianbaguancaisongdaofendimaiqilai,zheishijiusuanguoqule。keshidaoleditou,buguanwomenzenmebainong,guancaijiushihengzaifenkengshangbuxiaqu!cunlirendoushuo,zheishihuquezineilao**buxiaoting,haixianghuohairenni!”

zheishitianyijingheilexialai,wobeifenglaonaojiangdeshishenqileyishendejipigeda。

“naliyougui?doushirendexinlizaizuosui!”woqingshengshuoleyiju。

fenglaonaoqueshipielewoyiyandao:“xiaohuozi,youxieshinikebuyaobuxine!woheniyeyedoushizuobaishide,yudaodeguaishikebushininengxiangxiangde!”

“nihexiaohaizishuozheixiezuoshenme?”woyeyehenglefenglaonaoyiyanhechidao,“huquezishihengsi,nimenmeiqingdashijitachaoduma?”

“huquezihaochilanzuo,lianbangedaziyemeiyou,guancaihaishicunlichuqianmaide,nayouqianjitaqingdashi?zaishuo,sheiyounengxiangdaozheilaodongxisilehaibuanfen,xiangyaozhaocunlidemafan?”

张主任摇头道。

“haoba!dengdaoledifangzaishuoba!”