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wodexiaoshuogaibiandedianshijubaohuo，meitiquebaochulewohenanzhuyandefeiwen。
“shenmelajizuozhe，gancengwomengege！jingjigongsibuguanyiguanma？”
baoyisi，jingjigongsishiwokaide，woshinimengegedejingjiren。
nanzhuyandangtianfaweiboaitewo，tielewomengaozhongshiqidehezhao。
“nianshaoxiangshi，shinianxiangban，yourumingyunkuizeng，woshifouyouzheigerongxinghenigongduyusheng？”
我淡定地转发。
“乐意之至。”
womenyiqicongjijiwuming，zoudaoxianhuazhejin，zouchukundundenianshaoshiguang，benxiangkuangye。
renherenzhijiandechajubirenhegouzhijiandechajuhaida。
diyicijianjizhou䧂shi，wonaozilishanguozheijuhua。
zheishikaixuediyitian，wobabadedianpingchemeidianle，lushangyoudu，dabuleche，wozhihaoyilupaodaoxuexiao。
lushangwolianjiadexiekailejiao，zhangzhedakouzi，xiangzaihuajidiziyaliezuixiao。
zaixiaomenkou，wohemanyouyouxialehaocheyoumanyouyouwanglizoudejizhou䧂zhuanglegezhengzhe，shaoyeyishenfuguibirendexiangshuiweierpulewoyibizi，qiangdewojingtiandongdizhikesou。
wobeizhuangdaozaidi，yibiandachuanqi，yibiankesou，houlongsiliebanshengteng，fasisanluan，xiezikaizhekou，yaoduolangbeiyouduolangbei。
jizhou䧂yiguanchuchu，manshenqingguiqi，jugaolinxiadikanwo。
“aibushi？tongxue，kebushiwozhuangdeniha！tiandiliangxin！nikan，shexiangtouyekanjianle。”
e，kanwozheifuzunrong，tayiweiwoshilaipengcierdele。
tayaolawoqilai，woshuaishuaishoushiyibuyong，paipaishoushangheshenshangdehui：“baoqian，shiwotaijilebuxiaoxinzhuangdaonile，woshigaoyiyibandefushouer，ninashanglequelezailaizhaowoba，yaochidaole，woxianzoule。”
“niyeshiyibande？aiya，chidaojiuchidaoba，nidexiezizuichanchengzheiyang，zenmepao？”
什么鬼东西。
wobulita，zhijinlibatuipao，jizhou䧂zhuileshanglai，woqichuanyuyu，tacongrongbupo，haoqiyouhaowanersidekanwo。
“你，你干嘛？”
tahurandunxiashen，beiqiwojiuyigebaimichongci，suduhenkuai，huangdewotouyun，woxiangzhipowanouyiyangzaitabeishangdianbo。
zuihouwomenchazailebanjimenkou，shangke**xiangqi。
woshangqibujiexiaqi，tameishirenyiyang，bawofanglexialai。
banjilijiaotoujieer，henduoshuangfaguangdeyanjingtoulaibaguademuguang，laoshiyeyanshenweimiao。
“chidaohaidaimaiyisongyide？”
“baogaolaoshi，meiyouchidao，wokanlebiao，womenzaishangkeqianwumiaodaode。”
laoshifuzheyanjing，kanleyanmingdan。
“jizhou䧂，fushouer，shiba，jiuchaniliangle，jinkuailuozuo，nimenlaidewan，zhiyouqushouzhelajitongleha。”
“好嘞！”
jizhou䧂shengleyifuhaopinang，yishuangtaohuayan，kanrenshisanfenhanxiao。
laoshizaijiangtaishangjiangxinxueqidejilv，jizhou䧂zhuanguotouxiaoyingyingkanwo。
“fushouershiba？woshijizhou䧂，aiwomendemingzihaiguaibanpeide。xinghuila，tongzhuo～”
tazheitiaotuodenaohuilurangwofuewuyu。
般你大爷的配。
幸你大爷的会。
shaoyezheixiangshuiweierxundewonaorenteng，tazheizunguide“zuoqi”diandewozaofanzaiweilifanyong，neizhangpirelaidenvhaizimenzhuoredemuguangxiangzhenyiban。