第一章何必脏手
xindidengjisannian，hougongjiewusuochu。
taqianyimiaobozhong，wohouyimiaobianshadao。
huaiyundedadaoluotai，chengchongdeguanxiajueziyao。
linchanzaiji，wodairenlianyechuangjinhoufeigongli。
xindiyinchenzheliangandaoshi，suoyourendouyiweiwoyaowanle。
kesheidoumeixiangdao，xindizhishixiaoxinyiyiweiwopishangdoupeng。
“zhenjiejie，nikanbuguanshei，zhiguanyuzhenjiang，zhencisijiushi，hebizanglenideshou。”
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dezhizhangzhaoyishenhuaiyouyunhou，wozhijiedailegongrenchongjintagongli。
zaitadejianjiaoshengzhong，jigeshenqiangtijiandemamazuoyoukaigong，yijiaochuaizaitahouxiwoshang，bizhetaguidaozaidi。
yiwanhuataiyaosaidaotazuibian，jicibeitashuaikai，zongheisetangzhisaleyidi。
zhidaomamabeitayongtoudingkaihou，worenbuzhuzeleyisheng，shenpangdedagongnvxinlingshenhui，zuoyoukaigongliangbazhang，dadetashuangjiaqingzi，chenzhetashishenjianyingbaikaitadezuiwangxiaguanyao。
xushiyaozhitaiguokuse，zhangzhaoyizhiheleyixiaodianhouzhengzhazhezhuangfangongnv，zhuangyaodexiaowankezaidishang，yilugundaowojiaobian，jianshilewojiaobian，lihuabaidemamianqunshangduolejigenankandezongheidianzi。
“huangguifei，nibuyaoqirentaishen，woxianzaikeshishenhuailongyi，niganzheimeduiwo，jiushimouhaihuangsi，huangshangjiusuanzaichongni，zhidaolenizuodeshiyebuhuirongni！”
taehenhendengwoyiyan，kanxiangwodeyanshenxiangshiyaochiren，beiwodegongnvliangerguangdadeshuangjiaqingzhong，pieguotoushituchuxueshuilai。
“dangchunibuguoshigebeiwodasiyemeirenguande**，xianzaidaoshiganqizaiwotoushang！”
“wokanniyoujigedanziduiwodongshou，nikanwodienongbunongsini！”
wenyan，wo‘pa’yishengfangxiashouzhongzhengzaibotandehuolu，huanbuzoujinleta。
shenpangdegongnvxinlingshenhui，jiaqitanhuobianwangtalianshangtang。
canjiaoshengguoxielepiroujiaoshudeweidao，conggongmenkouyonglechuqu。
zhangzhaoyiyangmianzhengzha，meiyicijianjiaodouhuanlaiyikuaishaohongdetanzailianshanggundong。
“huangguifei，nibudehaosi，budehaosia！”
zhoumazhixia，tonghongdetankuaibeiyinqianzisaijintazuili，canjiaoshengduzailesangziyan。
zhangzhaoyizuzhoudeyuehen，wolianshangdexiaoyeyuekaihuai。
dangchutabaguntangdeshuipozaiwohoubei，jiaorennalebianzibawochoudejihudiulebantiaomingshi，kecengxiangguoyouzheimeyitian？
neizhangruhuasiyudelian，rujinyetongwodehoubeiyiban，zhengningbanbo，manshitanhuojiaozhuohoudebahen。
napazhici，zhangzhaoyiyijiuzaihuzheduzi，siminghuzheizuihouyizhangbaomingfu。
kexiao，wozenmehuirangtapinganshengyu？
youhaizihemeihaizidefeipinshiliangshuo，houzhewojiusuannongsi，yemeirenganduiwozhihui。
yankanzhetiansejianwan，daolekuaixiachaodeshijian，wolandehetaduojiuchan，qinshoubaikaitadexiaba，duanlaiyaobianwangxiaguan。
dangchuxinkulaozuoduanlianchudeshoujinger，zheihuierzhenghaopaishangyongchang。
jiuzaitamanyanjuewang，yiwantangyaojijiangguanxiadushi，gongmenwaichuanlaineishijianxicierdeshengyin。
“皇上驾到——”
zhangzhaoyineishuangyuanbenandanrenmingdeyan，yishunjianliangleqilai。
chenzhegongrenshensesongxiedeshunjianpaolechuqu，yiluzhuangjinyishenxiangseyuanlingpaodenianqingdiwanghuaizhong，kudelihuadaiyu。
“bixiakuaijiujiuchenqiea！huangguifei，huangguifeitayaoshalechenqiehebixiadehaizia！”
nianqingdiwangmianlubuyue，weiweishangtiaodetaohuayanzhongshanguosisihanguang。
zhangzhaoyixiangshimaoyiyangniulainiuqu，pinmingwangdiwangdehuailizuan，shibushitoushejiwoyigetiaoxindeyanshen。
sishizaishuo：nidehaoriziyaodaotoule！
wobuhuangbumangqishenxingli，diwanghuangmangchongguolaijiangwofuqi，buguanbeitatuidaozaididezhangzhaoyihaishenhuailiujia。
zhangzhaoyimianluganga，jichujidikelianbabadeyanleikanxiangdiwang，biaoqingqichuyoukelian，sishikongsudiwangwuqing。
nianqingdediwanglandeyanshixianedeshenqing，yigeyanshenguoqu，shencebaimianwuxudeneishihuangmenyincecexiaochusheng，fuchenyishuai，yiwanheihuhudeluotaiyaojiuzheimeguanjinletafuzhong。
taxiaozhebaozhuwo，qinnicengwodelian：“jiejieruoxiantaaiyan，zhijiaorenbingbaowoyishengjiushi，hekuzangleshou？”
zhangzhaoyitandaozaidi，fangfoyiduokaibailedehua，yuanduwubikanxiangwo。
baimianwuxudegonggongqiaoqiaopieyiyandiwangdelianse，ganmangyiqingsangzi：“hailengzheganshenme，tuoxiaqua，dengzhezanglehuangshangheniangniangdeyanma？”
yipanggongrendizhetouchengshi，zhuaizhuzhangzhaoyishoujiaoyilutuodaowaimian。
yiqianzonggaogaozaishang，duiwofeidajimadegaomenguinv，rujinshenzhidouburugongzhongfeipinyangdeyitiaogoutimian。
huangdipingtuizuoyou，zhanzaiwoshenhoutiwo**taiyangxue，tabatougezaiwojianbangshang，daizhediansajiaodeweidao。
“jiejiesuizhengdangnian，haizizonghuiyoude，weilaijichenghuangweide，zhihuishiwohejiejiedehaizi。”
wokaozaitahuaili，shenshoufumotarijianqingjuanchengshudemiankong。
sihushicongjichenghuangweikaishi，tabuzaishineigeduozaiwoshenhousesefadou，xuyaowobaohudeshaonian。
rujinyishidaquanzaiwo，zhizhangtianxiadediwang。
shijianguodezhenkuaia，shinianjiuzheimeguoqule。