第1章

“resoushangzheigeyuchengshisheia?tazheishibeijinzhubaoyangle?meitingshuoguo,kandewohaoyihuo。”

“loushangdemeitingguojiuduile,yige18xianxiaohuka,haijunengcengredu,yishenheiliao,kanjianjiufan。”

“youmeiyoukanguo《nongtangmeng》,tashilimianyansongyingdeneigexiaonvhai,neiduankuxinimenkendingdoujianguo,zhendetebieling!kexiheiliaotaiduo,houlaiyemeijieguoshenmehaojuben,yuelaiyuehule。”

……

zheishiyuchengjichudaodeneibuniandaijuzhihoudiyicishangresou。

chudaoshinian,guilairengshixinren。

xiangqilezuotianwanshangzuodemeng,tafaleyitiaotiezi。

《yijuexinglaifaxianzijishizhuiqihuozangchangyulequanwenlidepaohuinvpeizenmeban?》

[jianyidaotoujiushui,zhongxinmengyige。]

[jiemeixiaoshuokanduoleba?]

[dangranshigenjujuqingdashasifang,quandanvzhu,jiaotinanzhu!]

[dengdeng,tiezhunengwenchulaizheizhonghuashibushidaibiaozhetayeshiyulequanren?]

[woqu!woganjueloushangzhenxiangle!]

[neiwonengbunengwenwenguanyuwojiagegedeshenghuoheqingganzhuangkuanga?pjl,woyidasuoxiedajiayidingdouzhidaole!]

[woyexiangwenwenwojiahaizi!yx,baobaozuijinyoumeiyouhaohaochifan?]

……

[shangmiandedouwailoule,wojianyilouzhuduokanjibenfafengwenxue,yikaofafengchuangfeisuoyouren!]

俞橙心说,发疯?

sheinengfengdeguoneigesuhengdiangong?

ta,yucheng,tongxingchudao,chudaoyilaijingjingyeye,jieguoyuenuliyuebeicui,jiedejubenyigebiyigedian,shoushilvyigebiyigecandan。

ersuheng,zeshihetayoumingyishangdewawaqindeqingmeizhuma。

weishenmeshuoshimingyishangdeni?

yinweineizhishiliangjiazhangbeisuikouyitide,sheidoumeifangzaixinshang,chulesuhengneigediangong。

yuchengjuedetanaoronglianghaimeiyoutadeershida。

tabuzhidaochouleshenmefeng,jiangyuchengdangchengzijidebaiyueguang。

zheijiusuanle,tahaiwanxieyiqinglvneiyitao,xieyiqinglvdeduixiangjiushidanghongxiaohuayuyao。

lianggerenhenhaiqingtian,nvelianqingshen,jiuchanledagai200zhang,zuihoutiantianmimidishenghuozaileyiqi。

eryucheng,jiushiqizhongdepaohuinvpei,nanzhunvenvzhudeyinzi,zhujiaoqinggandecuihuaji。

yuyaozaiyuchengyusuhengchuanchufeiwenzhihouzhongyuxiadingjuexinlikailesuheng,suhengyikaishibuyiweiran,renweitanaogoulejiuhuihuilai。

jieguoyuyaozaiyulequandashasifang,wanquanwangjilesuhengdecunzai。

suhengzheicaifanranxingwu,faxianyuanlaizijizaoyijingshenshenaishangleyuyao,kaiqilemanmanhuozangchangzhuiqilu。

shenzhiweiletaoyuyaokaixin,houqidangzhongfourenzijiyuyuchengdegezhongchuanyan,rangyuchengchedichengweilezhenggeyulequandexiaohua。

tamenlianggeshixingfule,yuchengquecanle。

tabenlaijiuheiliaochanshen,suhengzheiyibiaotairangdajiaduitadeyinxiangchadaogudi,zuizhongtazhinengtuichuyulequan,huijiajichengjiaye。

yuchengqingchuzijijijinjiliang,tameiyouhuodaoyougouzizhuanmenquduntadechengdu,erzheizhongxinwennengfachulai,yaomeshiyourenzhuanmenxiangheita,yaomejiushitiqianwenguosuhengneibian,meiyoudedaozhizhicaifalechulai。

tajibenshangyijinghuchuandixinle,yemeidezuiguoshenmeren,diyizhongdekenengxinghenxiao。

erdierzhong,yuchengcai,zheibuguolianggeyuanyin。

yishisuhengxiangnvewomendenvzhuyuyao,erjiushixiangrangyuchenghetakunbangzaiyiqi。

hehe,zhenshijiandeyouyitao。

yuchengkanzhewangshangdeyipianmasheng——

【yuchengsihukagunchuyulequan!】

【zhenbuyaolian,shenmeredudouceng。】

【buzunzhongqianbei、zilian、zuo、buaihuxiaodongwu,zheizhongrenpingshenmeliuzaiyulequan?】

【yuchengzheizhonglanrenyenengzhaodaojinzhu?zhenshiqile。】

yuchengkanzhezheixiepinglun,youxiangdaozijituichuyulequandejieju,huanhuantuchuyikouqi。

made,rendaojixian,wuxuzairen!

tazhijieyongdahaobianjileyiduanwenzi。

【yucheng:dajiahao,woshiyucheng。jinriwangluoshangchuxianleyixiewodebushiyanlun,weileburangwodepengyoumenhefensiwujie,wojuedingzaicizuochuchengqing。

shouxian,wangluoshangsuochuanwoyusuhengdefeiwenchunshuniezao。woyutameiyourenheguanxi。ruguoyoudehua,yezhishitaqianwoqian。

zhenduizheixieeyizaoyaohechuanbobushixinxidexingwei,woyijingweituolvshituanduijinxingquzheng,bingjiangtongguofalvtujingweihuwodehefaquanyi。xiwangdajiabuyaojixuchuanbozheixiebushixinxi,yimianzaochenggengdadeshanghai。

ganxieyizhiyilaizhichiwodefensihepengyoumen,nimendexinrenhegulishiwoqianjindedongli。wohuijixuzhuanzhuyuwodegongzuoheshenghuo,yonggenghaodezuopinhuibaodajiadehouai。

zuihou,zaiciganxiedajiadelijiehezhichi。xiwangdajiabuyaobeibushixinxiwudao,lixingkandaiwangluoshangdegezhongchuanwen。】

weibogangfachuqumeiyihuier,jiushoudaolexuduopinglun。

【youmeiyoukaiwanxiao?suhengqianniqian?nigesihukatanengqianniqian?zheishiwojintiantingdaozuihaoxiaodexiaohua。】

yuchenghuifu:renbunengbushuohua,danshifeihuakeyishaoshuoyidian。niyaoshibuxinniquwensuheng。

【???beidaohaole?】

yuchenghuifu:meiyou,shibenren。[**]

【yuchengnengbunenggunchuyulequan?kanjiantajiufan。】

yuchenghuifu:jishibiqilaizuixianggeshagua,yebizhangkaizuirangrenquerennishigeshagualaideqiang。

【wotian,yuchengshibushifengle?ninaliyoufensia?】

yuchenghuifu:nijiushiershishijiqishiniandaidemeiguojingji。

【什么意思?】

俞橙回复:滞胀。

【liubailiushiliu,yuchengxianzaiyandoubuyanle,cengreducengdaozheizhongchengdule?】

yuchenghuifu:dangchuxiangyuyounijiuhaole。

【???啥意思?】

【loushangdewozhidao,yinweiyounileneijiushichushengle!】

网友们:????

俞橙这大沙币疯了?