【bierenjiaojinnaozhi，buruyuchenglingjiyidong！】
【renleiwufafanyingdesanzhongqingkuangzhiyi：0zhenqishou】
【xiaodewomandizhaoya，aoyebeigengyebibushangnimenzheizhongtianfuxingxuanshou。】
【xiaosiwole，xiaodexiaonvzijiongjiajiajiongjiongjiashenggenfayabianchengxiaogongziwangbeizou！】
fudaoyanqingkeyisheng：“kanlaiyulaoshiduizijiderongmaohenzixinma。”
yuchengyibenzhengjing，“haihaohaihao，bijinghuihuxidenvhaizinengjiafen。”
youjingwuxiandijieshulexiandaopiandeluzhi，yuchengsongzoulejiemuzuderen，zheicaiyoushijiandakaishouji，faxianqinlinjitafaleyidaduixiaoxi。
［linjie：kaokaokaokao！zuotianwanshangwangjigaosunitamenshangmenluzhideshiqingle！］
［linjie：nixinglema？meichushenmeluanziba？］
［linjie：yucheng！nishirenma？nichuandeshenmewanyier？！］
［linjie：xingxiangguanli！xingxiangguanliaaaaawokanjianniyanshileaaaaa！］
［linjie：…yuanlainihaihuilianhongni，haha，wanle，douwanle。］
［linjie：yuchengnihaijidegongsijinidazaoderenshema？shiqingchunwugupiaoliangwenroudexiangshuiyiyangdegaozhishangxueba，nikankannishuodehuaheniyanjinglideneigeyanshinayigexiang？］
［linjie：ai？weishamaniderendoushaole？］
［linjie：meixiangdaoguanzhongmendouxihuanzheizhong……yucheng，suanniniu。］
［chengxinchengyi：nenyehenweianzhuomiba。］
［linjie：gun！！！！］
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xiandaopianbochuyihou，yigegecitiaochongshangleresou。
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#俞橙满嘴跑火车#
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#俞橙是奶龙#
#《lujianbupingjiuchufa》meijuben#
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daoyanzukanzhezheixieresou，zuidouxiaodehebushangle，jinjinshiyigexiandaopianjiuyoulezheimedaderedu，zheidangjiemuhuodingle！
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jiemuzuzheibianzhenggaoxingzhe，yuchengquefandebuxing。
taganggangjiedaoletamadedianhua，rangtajintianwanshangyidingyiqichigefan，tayicaijiuhesuhengneige**youguan。
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yuchengkanqilaipiqihao，shijishangqueyichuanletabadeguzhi，buzhuangnanqiangbuhuitou，tielexinyaokaozijizaiquanlichuangchumingtanglai。
congneiyihouyuchengjiuhenshaohuijiale，jibenshangjiuhetamadelianxizuiduo。ertamayimenxinsiyizhixiangcuohetahesuhengzaiyiqi，gujishiyinweineihuodenanzhuguanghuan。
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yijindamen，yuchengzuijiaojiurenbuzhuchoudonglejixia。
datingdeshuijingdiaodengsaxiarouhedeguanghui，yingzhaozaiguangjiededalishidimianshang，zheshechucuicandeguangmang。
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yiqiongerbaizheimejiu，yuchengdouchadianwanglezijihaishigehaomenda**laizhe。
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“you～zheibushiwomendedamingxingyuchengma？”yidaolvedaijiansuandenvshengchuanlai。
yuchengzhuantoukan，shitangnianchu，yuanzhuzhongdenver，zhangxiangyaoyan，xihuansuheng，diaonanyuyao，edunvpeiyimei。
yuchengtanleyikouqi，paohuihekuweinanpaohui。
jiantameihangsheng，tangnianchuyouxiedeyidixiaolexia，“zenme？houhuilequyulequanle？zheimedadechanghenilianlifudoubuhuanjiulaile？”
yuchengyoutanleyikouqi，：“kebushide。”
tangnianchulengleyixia，“nizhenhouhuile？”
yuchengsiyouruowudidianlediantou，jixumaitouchixiaodangao。
tangnianchujile：“neinidasuanhuilaijiehunle？hesuheng？！”
yuchenghaimeishuohua，tangnianchujiuyibalazhuletashanglou，jiangyitiaolifurengzaitashenshang，“nijiwohuanshang！”
yuchenghuanhuankouchuyigewenhao。
“nixiuxiangtongguozheizhongfangshilaihuodesuhengdezhuyi！benlaiyiweiyuyaoshizuinanchande，meixiangdaoniyeyoulezheizhongxinsi！nibieyiweisuhengxihuanninijiunenghetazaiyiqile！”
ok，fine.
bukuishigouxuenvewenlidenvpei，sikaofangshijiushirucideqingxintuosu。
kanzhemianqianjingmeidelifuhetangnianchulveyouxiezhengningdelianpang，yuchengtuoxiele。
tangnianchuzheicaimanyidihengleyisheng，shunshoubangyuchengzhenglileyixiafaxing。
俞橙：……
yishidaozijizaizuoshenme，tangnianchulvedaigangadefangxialeshou，gangxiangfahuo，jiukanjianyuchengzhengzaicixiangdikanzheta。
没错，就是慈祥。
tangnianchujipigedadouqilaile，“wei，nizaikanshenme？！”
yuchengyuqichongni：“xiaoshagua。”
唐念初人傻了。
yuchengzheirennaoziyoubingaaaaa！
kanzhetangnianchuluohuangertaodebeiying，yuchengzhazhayan，xialoujiezhechixiaodangao。
“you，zheibushidamingxingyuchengma？”yidaochaofengdenvshengchuanlai。
俞橙：“？”
nimengouxuewenliderendouxihuanzheimeshuohuama？
yuchengzhuantoukan，zheirenshei？
不ins。
kanchulailetadeyihuo，“niburenshiwo？wokeshiyuyaodehaoguimi！”
yuchengzheixiazhidaozheixiaoshaguashisheile。
yuyaodesuliaojiemeibaixiaohan，houqitoutoufangyuyaoheiliaobeisuhengbaofu，yeshipaohuiyige。
yucheng：“neihenhuaile。”
baixiaohanmanlianmoming：“huaishenme？nigeshibaxiansihuka！”
yuchengdanding：“wozuijinbinihong。”
baixiaohanqijibaihuai：“fangpi！nigecengredudebuyaoliande！”
yucheng：“wozuijinbinihong。”
baixiaohanpofang：“neiyoushenmeyong？buguoshishangleyigezongyi，nigenbenjiubuhong。”
yucheng：“e，wozuijinbinihong。”
baixiaohanzhuakuangle，chongshangqianqu，yuchengquezaoyouyuliao，zhuaqiyikuaidadantajiusaijintazuili。
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zheigeyucheng，haishiheyiqianyimoyiyang。