“**!”
dagebenlaixiangzhijiejiangneigenanrenchuaixiaqude,xiangxianghaishisuanle,weizheimegelanrenhuilezijideqiantuzheikebuzhidang。
yushihuishouzhijiejilenvrenyibazhang。
“niyaoshenmewodoujinimai,haoche,baobao,rangniqucanjiagezhongshangliujuhui,wonayidianmeiduideqini!”
dagefennuhandao,xiangqizhiqianlujinchuanshuode,dongnanjiaoyiju,xibianwuzi。
talaidaodongnanjiaoyiju,dakaiyikan,huo,youshiyige!
xibianwuzi,huo,jiayi。
——“wolegequ,dagetaicanleba!”
——“大快人心!”
——“zheinvdejiuhuogai,haitemegaoshenmenvquan。”
——“sheiyanworenzuwudadi!”
——“zheiyiquan,lutiandiweiwomenjiexiale!”
“ni**,**,jiwodengzhe。”
shuowandagejiuduanlelianxian,zhiyuhoumianyaofashengshenme,dajiaxiangxiangjiudouzhidaole。
——“niubi,ludashi,wodoudejinishuayige。”
“eiei,bieshuale,yihuierchaoguanyaofengle。”
jiuzailujinchuangangshuowan,chaoguanjiujiangfangjianjifengjinle。
低俗嘛。
dagemeibashexiangtouguandiao,nei“gunzi”dourangrenkandaole。
buguozheibushilujinchuandeguocuo,yihuierjiuyinggaijiefengle。
yushilujinchuanzhenghaochenzhezheigeshihoubaxiaoguniangshuadexiaopaochejitixianle。
“美滋滋儿。”
lujinchuantidaoshoujiliqianhoulimajiuqulouxiazhengleyixiangzipaomian,haishizuibianyideneizhong。
qishitabenlaixiangshechiyixiade,zaibianlidianliweizheneiyibaohuotuichangzhuanlesanquanle。
店主都差点可怜他。
buguozuihoulujinchuanhaishimeiyao。
“renrenba,zhibojianrenqiyuelaiyuegaole,xiangxinbujiuyidingnengshixianhuotuichangziyou!”
lujinchuanjizijidazheqijiezhangle。
“ni…ninazouneiyidaizihuotuichangba,kuaiguoqile,meirenmai。”
zheishihoulaobanhaishishuole,lujinchuangangcaidexingweichenggongdigandonglezheigezhongniantudingnanren。
“suanlesuanle,jiezhangba。”lujinchuansuiranxiangyao,danzongjuedezheiyangzibuheshi。
“ze,kuainazoula,meirenmaide。”
laobanzhijiejianghuotuichangsaijilelujinchuan。
“啊,谢谢谢谢。”
“咳咳咳……”
“xiaohuozi,meishibielaochifangbianmian,zhaogezhengjinghuogangan,bishadouqiang。”
“kekeke,laoban,wozheibukeke…caiyougongzuoma……”
“eiyo,shaoshuohuale。”
“ngng……”lujinchuandianlediantou。
daolewaimiancaituchuyikouxuelai。
“teng……”lujinchuanjiangxuecaganjinghoucaiyouquyaodianmailedianzhikeyao,zhitengyao。
huidaojiahou,tachiwanyaoyouxiuxileyihuier。
huanxiangzheyihoudemeihaoshenghuo,zuijiaoyoubuzijuediluchuleweixiao。
zheishi,tafankaishoujiyikan,haojiahuo,zijidedingyueyijingyoulexiaoliangwanle。
zhiqiantayejiuyiliangqiangedingyue,fanleshibeia!!!
“wokao,zheiyihoubudedundunchilongxia!”
tongshi,tahaikandaozijidesongguamingchangmianzaimouxieshipinpingtaixiaohuoleyiba。
shenzhi,youxieguanzhongyijingzaipinglunqujilujinchuanqileyigechenghao:lvmaodadi!
zheixiangdangdangdeminghao,niucha!
tayouchakanleyixiazijidezhibofangjian,xianzaiyijingjiefengle。
zheishihouyedaolewanshang,xueshengdangheshangbanzuzaiwanshangyecaiyoushaoyoudeshijian,zhibogaofengqia。
说干就干。
lujinchuanshurulezijidefangjianming:suanmingniubiliuliuliu!!!
dakaizhibomeidengduoshaoshijian,guankanrenshujiuyijinglaidaoleyiqianduo。
——“wokao,mumingqianlai,lvmaodadi!”
——“mobai,lvmaodadi!”
——“sheiyanrenzuwudadi,xianchangjiwozhengranle!”
——“henxiangzhidaohouxu。”
——“qiugua,celaopohuibuhuijiwodaimaozi!”
“halou,geweixinlaidepengyouhaoya。”
“jixinlaidegeweijieshaoyixiawodeyewu,jiugenxingzuochabuduo,nixiangzhidaoshenmewodounenggennishuoshuo。”
“dangranbenrensanbusuan,yibusuansiren,erbusuantongxing,sanbusuanziji。”
“ruoyoujiemengxuqiu,xuyaodengdaowanshang。”
“xiwangdajianenggoumingbaie!”
lujinchuanxiaomimidegenzhibojiandeshuiyoumenshuodao。
zheiganjue,jiuhaoxiangzaigenzijihenshudepengyoushuohuayiyang,henqingsong。
zhibojiandedajiayedouxiangshouzheigeqifen。
——“genjuzhuboshuodezheijitiaoguize,yinggaishiyoudiandongxizaishenshangde。”
——“shadongxi,cilvmaoma?”
jiuzaizheishi,baitiandeneiweidageyoujinlezhibojian。
dunshi,shuiyoumenquanbuzhaguole。
——“wokaowokao,benrenlaile!”
——“dageliansedouchalehenduo,kandechutaduineinvrenshizhendeshangxin。”
——“zheigejuqingyoudianxiangneigemingxing,jiaoshalaizhe?”
dageerhuabushuozhijiejilujinchuanshualewugehuojian!
lujinchuanbenrendoudangchangshayanle,zheishiyoushiyilai,tajianguodezuiduodeqian。
wugehuojian,daotashoulidehua,qimadeyouwuqian!
“wokao!xiexiedage,xiexiedage。”
“xiexiedagesongdehuojian!”
“多谢多谢!”
——“wokao,guoranshiyouqianren,dagezhenbushouruan。”
——“bijingdadijitapaichuleyigeyinhuanni,zheiwuqiantingzhile。”
dageshuawanhuojianzhihoujiuzhijieyouxiaoshizailezhibojian,bucengliuxiayijuhua。
xianglaiyezhengchang,bijingzheibushishenmeguangcaideshiqing,yetingbukande。
buguozheishihoulujinchuansuanshilekaihuale,yaoshimeitiandouyouzheimeduoqian,shuobudingzijizhibingwanhainengcunxia,maigefangzi,maigechezi。
yingqubaifumei,congcizoushangrenshengdianfeng。
jiuzaizheigeshihou,youyouyiweiguanzhongqingqiulianxian。
lujinchuanyikan,zheibuxiaokangshenghuozhengbenzhezijierlaima!
jieguoyijietong,duifangchuanzhejingfubanbanzhengzhengdizuozaishexiangtouqianfang。
——“puxiaosi,zhubobeijingchadingshangle!”
——“zheibufanzhapianzhongxinma!”
——“keea,sheijubaowolvmaodadile!”
——“kee,wanyifengleyihoujiumeilezile。”
陆瑾川也呆住了。
duimiandejingchahenyouhaodegenlujinchuandaleyigezhaohu。
“nihaoaxiaohuozi,nizheizhibojian,ganshade?”
mianduijingchashushude“shenwen”lujinchuanzhinengqiangrenzhetoupishuodao:“zhenghuode,jingchashushu……”
“wojiupingshigentamenliaoyixianagexingzuodezhananzuixiatouazhileide,jueduibucunzaigaoshenmefengjianmixinde。”
jianlujinchuanzheiyangshuo,duimiandejingchashushuyeshihenrouhedexiaolexiao。
“keyi,xiaohuozi,niyaobujiwosuanyixiataohuaba?”jingchashushudaqudao。
“haolei,wojiugenninsuanyixia……”lujinchuanjianjingchashushujitataijie,zheijiudasuancheliangjubingxuanchuanyixiafanzhapiangongzuo。
raner,lujinchuanshoushunqialeyixia,budele,jingjuwaimianyourennazhadan!