第3章 陆瑾川绿帽大帝

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dagebenlaixiangzhijiejiangneigenanrenchuaixiaqude,xiangxianghaishisuanle,weizheimegelanrenhuilezijideqiantuzheikebuzhidang。

yushihuishouzhijiejilenvrenyibazhang。

“niyaoshenmewodoujinimai,haoche,baobao,rangniqucanjiagezhongshangliujuhui,wonayidianmeiduideqini!”

dagefennuhandao,xiangqizhiqianlujinchuanshuode,dongnanjiaoyiju,xibianwuzi。

talaidaodongnanjiaoyiju,dakaiyikan,huo,youshiyige!

xibianwuzi,huo,jiayi。

——“wolegequ,dagetaicanleba!”

——“大快人心!”

——“zheinvdejiuhuogai,haitemegaoshenmenvquan。”

——“sheiyanworenzuwudadi!”

——“zheiyiquan,lutiandiweiwomenjiexiale!”

“ni**,**,jiwodengzhe。”

shuowandagejiuduanlelianxian,zhiyuhoumianyaofashengshenme,dajiaxiangxiangjiudouzhidaole。

——“niubi,ludashi,wodoudejinishuayige。”

“eiei,bieshuale,yihuierchaoguanyaofengle。”

jiuzailujinchuangangshuowan,chaoguanjiujiangfangjianjifengjinle。

低俗嘛。

dagemeibashexiangtouguandiao,nei“gunzi”dourangrenkandaole。

buguozheibushilujinchuandeguocuo,yihuierjiuyinggaijiefengle。

yushilujinchuanzhenghaochenzhezheigeshihoubaxiaoguniangshuadexiaopaochejitixianle。

“美滋滋儿。”

lujinchuantidaoshoujiliqianhoulimajiuqulouxiazhengleyixiangzipaomian,haishizuibianyideneizhong。

qishitabenlaixiangshechiyixiade,zaibianlidianliweizheneiyibaohuotuichangzhuanlesanquanle。

店主都差点可怜他。

buguozuihoulujinchuanhaishimeiyao。

“renrenba,zhibojianrenqiyuelaiyuegaole,xiangxinbujiuyidingnengshixianhuotuichangziyou!”

lujinchuanjizijidazheqijiezhangle。

“ni…ninazouneiyidaizihuotuichangba,kuaiguoqile,meirenmai。”

zheishihoulaobanhaishishuole,lujinchuangangcaidexingweichenggongdigandonglezheigezhongniantudingnanren。

“suanlesuanle,jiezhangba。”lujinchuansuiranxiangyao,danzongjuedezheiyangzibuheshi。

“ze,kuainazoula,meirenmaide。”

laobanzhijiejianghuotuichangsaijilelujinchuan。

“啊,谢谢谢谢。”

“咳咳咳……”

“xiaohuozi,meishibielaochifangbianmian,zhaogezhengjinghuogangan,bishadouqiang。”

“kekeke,laoban,wozheibukeke…caiyougongzuoma……”

“eiyo,shaoshuohuale。”

“ngng……”lujinchuandianlediantou。

daolewaimiancaituchuyikouxuelai。

“teng……”lujinchuanjiangxuecaganjinghoucaiyouquyaodianmailedianzhikeyao,zhitengyao。

huidaojiahou,tachiwanyaoyouxiuxileyihuier。

huanxiangzheyihoudemeihaoshenghuo,zuijiaoyoubuzijuediluchuleweixiao。

zheishi,tafankaishoujiyikan,haojiahuo,zijidedingyueyijingyoulexiaoliangwanle。

zhiqiantayejiuyiliangqiangedingyue,fanleshibeia!!!

“wokao,zheiyihoubudedundunchilongxia!”

tongshi,tahaikandaozijidesongguamingchangmianzaimouxieshipinpingtaixiaohuoleyiba。

shenzhi,youxieguanzhongyijingzaipinglunqujilujinchuanqileyigechenghao:lvmaodadi!

zheixiangdangdangdeminghao,niucha!

tayouchakanleyixiazijidezhibofangjian,xianzaiyijingjiefengle。

zheishihouyedaolewanshang,xueshengdangheshangbanzuzaiwanshangyecaiyoushaoyoudeshijian,zhibogaofengqia。

说干就干。

lujinchuanshurulezijidefangjianming:suanmingniubiliuliuliu!!!

dakaizhibomeidengduoshaoshijian,guankanrenshujiuyijinglaidaoleyiqianduo。

——“wokao,mumingqianlai,lvmaodadi!”

——“mobai,lvmaodadi!”

——“sheiyanrenzuwudadi,xianchangjiwozhengranle!”

——“henxiangzhidaohouxu。”

——“qiugua,celaopohuibuhuijiwodaimaozi!”

“halou,geweixinlaidepengyouhaoya。”

“jixinlaidegeweijieshaoyixiawodeyewu,jiugenxingzuochabuduo,nixiangzhidaoshenmewodounenggennishuoshuo。”

“dangranbenrensanbusuan,yibusuansiren,erbusuantongxing,sanbusuanziji。”

“ruoyoujiemengxuqiu,xuyaodengdaowanshang。”

“xiwangdajianenggoumingbaie!”

lujinchuanxiaomimidegenzhibojiandeshuiyoumenshuodao。

zheiganjue,jiuhaoxiangzaigenzijihenshudepengyoushuohuayiyang,henqingsong。

zhibojiandedajiayedouxiangshouzheigeqifen。

——“genjuzhuboshuodezheijitiaoguize,yinggaishiyoudiandongxizaishenshangde。”

——“shadongxi,cilvmaoma?”

jiuzaizheishi,baitiandeneiweidageyoujinlezhibojian。

dunshi,shuiyoumenquanbuzhaguole。

——“wokaowokao,benrenlaile!”

——“dageliansedouchalehenduo,kandechutaduineinvrenshizhendeshangxin。”

——“zheigejuqingyoudianxiangneigemingxing,jiaoshalaizhe?”

dageerhuabushuozhijiejilujinchuanshualewugehuojian!

lujinchuanbenrendoudangchangshayanle,zheishiyoushiyilai,tajianguodezuiduodeqian。

wugehuojian,daotashoulidehua,qimadeyouwuqian!

“wokao!xiexiedage,xiexiedage。”

“xiexiedagesongdehuojian!”

“多谢多谢!”

——“wokao,guoranshiyouqianren,dagezhenbushouruan。”

——“bijingdadijitapaichuleyigeyinhuanni,zheiwuqiantingzhile。”

dageshuawanhuojianzhihoujiuzhijieyouxiaoshizailezhibojian,bucengliuxiayijuhua。

xianglaiyezhengchang,bijingzheibushishenmeguangcaideshiqing,yetingbukande。

buguozheishihoulujinchuansuanshilekaihuale,yaoshimeitiandouyouzheimeduoqian,shuobudingzijizhibingwanhainengcunxia,maigefangzi,maigechezi。

yingqubaifumei,congcizoushangrenshengdianfeng。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,youyouyiweiguanzhongqingqiulianxian。

lujinchuanyikan,zheibuxiaokangshenghuozhengbenzhezijierlaima!

jieguoyijietong,duifangchuanzhejingfubanbanzhengzhengdizuozaishexiangtouqianfang。

——“puxiaosi,zhubobeijingchadingshangle!”

——“zheibufanzhapianzhongxinma!”

——“keea,sheijubaowolvmaodadile!”

——“kee,wanyifengleyihoujiumeilezile。”

陆瑾川也呆住了。

duimiandejingchahenyouhaodegenlujinchuandaleyigezhaohu。

“nihaoaxiaohuozi,nizheizhibojian,ganshade?”

mianduijingchashushude“shenwen”lujinchuanzhinengqiangrenzhetoupishuodao:“zhenghuode,jingchashushu……”

“wojiupingshigentamenliaoyixianagexingzuodezhananzuixiatouazhileide,jueduibucunzaigaoshenmefengjianmixinde。”

jianlujinchuanzheiyangshuo,duimiandejingchashushuyeshihenrouhedexiaolexiao。

“keyi,xiaohuozi,niyaobujiwosuanyixiataohuaba?”jingchashushudaqudao。

“haolei,wojiugenninsuanyixia……”lujinchuanjianjingchashushujitataijie,zheijiudasuancheliangjubingxuanchuanyixiafanzhapiangongzuo。

raner,lujinchuanshoushunqialeyixia,budele,jingjuwaimianyourennazhadan!