yingdiqiannanyoucanjiaqingmingzhibozongyi，zaishangfendeshihouhurankandaoyizuoxiezhewomingzidemubei。
shangmianbiaozheyizeerweima，yongqiaopidezitikezhe“wangqihuiyilu”sigedazi。
tamianduijingtouyanecumei：
“shenzhiyi，dangshishinizhiyiyaofenshou，xianzaifeijinxinsiyanzheiyichuyaozuoshenme?”
“woyijingyouxihuanderenle。”
tashuodexihuanderenshiyingmuxiaobaihua，anzhiruo。
wangyoumenzaidanmushangkuangmawoyinshinvgui、shuaibudiaodeqianren，zhidaoyougedanmudechuxian：
nimenmeisaoneigemama?tahaoxiangzhendeyijingqushile。
jiqingyekanjianzheitiaodanmu，yiguanwenzhongdanmodelianshangnaoyigengshen。
“weilexiyinwodezhuyili，zhenshibuzeshouduan，shiba?”
网友纷纷调侃：
nengrangwomenjiyingdipofangdejiuzhiyoutaneigejiuchanbuqingdeqianrenle。
jiushi，mingmingdangchushitazijipaoqijiqingyede，xianzaikantagongchengmingjiu，youtiantianpaochulaishuacunzaigan。
shia，tingshuoqianjitianhaijijiqingyejixinheliwuni，zenmekenengsile。
bansuizhewangyoudezhiyi，jiemuzusaoma，ranhouzhuanbodaoyuliudeshipinshang。
diyigehuamianjiushiwonazheyifenaizhengquezhenjilu，guzuoqingsongdizhangshuyikouqi：
“hi,jintianshiwoquezhenaizhengdediyitian，yeshiwomenfenshoudediyitian，fenshoukuailela，jiqingye!”
“qingyuanliangwotuwuditifenshou，bijingwoyebuxiangtuoleinima。”
wochuanzheyishenpiaoliangdehongqunzi，dabandejingzhipiaoliang，kehouhoudezhifenyegaibuzhuliansedecangbai。
“wocaicai，nishibushikule?bijingshiyededigujiashangbeifenshoukendinghuihennanguoba?”
“aiya，nihuizhenzuoqilaide。”
shipinzhongwodeyuyandouyi—yingyan。
yourenkaogujiqingyedeweibo，faxianbeifenshoudeneijitian，tafaleshutiaotuimiwenan。
yiguanyiyulequanchenwenrenshezhuchengdeyingdi，yinweitaiguochunqingfancha，erzairesoushanghuolehaojitian。
dangtian，jiqingyejiuyinzangleguowangjilu，zhiliuxiayiju：
xianzaiyougenghaoderenyuwobingjian。
dangshitadeguzhuangjudahuo，danrennvzhujiaodezhengshidanghongxiaobaihuaanzhiruo。
qiahao，tayedianzanlezheitiaodongtai。
jiqingyequeshihenkuaijiuzouchulaile，fensimenduicidoufeichangxinwei。