huanglaotaifengle！zheigexiaoxi，henkuaijiuchuanbianlezhenggesanyuancun。
wangmeipoanzhaoyuedingshijian，nazhenanfangdehukoubenheyiqiankuaiqiancailijinlecun，zhengzhunbeiqusongjiahuansongfengxiandehukouben。
tazaizhenshangyoukaopudeguanxi，zhiyaohukoubendaowei，napanannvshuangfangdoubudaochang，zhaoyangnengchejiehunzheng！
zaizheiyifangmian，wangmeipozirenweishihenyoujingyande。
fanzhengnvdejiarenjiuneimehuishi，gensheiguodoushiguo，quankanzijidezaohua！shoulecaili、chelezheng，hainenglishizade？
raner，wangmeipogangjincun，jiuganjuedaobuduijingle，danfanyourenzhaduidedifang，jihudouzaitanlunzhetongyijianshi：
“huanglaotaizhendefengle？mobushizhuangdeba？”
“neihainengyoujia？doushafengle！neimefenglidejiandao，dangzhequanjiarendemian，yanjingdoubuzhajiuzhalexiaqu，songchunlingeboshangbeizhaneimedayikulong，jiandemanwuzishixue，tingshuotapoposonglaotaidoubeiheniaole！”
“zeze，haohaodeyigeren，zenmeshuofengjiufengleni？”
“wotingshuoya，shisonglaotaihesongchunlinmuziliangtinglemeipodeguhuo，yaobifengxianjiajigebizhenyigeshazi。
huanglaotaibuleyi，zhengzhilejiju，songchunlinlinqidengzijiuchaozhetadenaodaizaleguoqu，renyixiajizayunle，xinglehounaozijiubutaizhengchangle。”
“he！haohaodeyigedaguinv，pianbeineisangjintianliang、shengerzimei**dedongxi，maijidashazidangxifuzuojian，nagedangmadehuibufafeng？”
youneibuxiangreshide，yanjiaoyuguangqiahaopiejianlebuyuanchu，zhengtingxiajiaobutoutingdajiaxiantandewangmeipo，dunshitaiqigebozhou，zhulezhushuohuadefuren，qiaoqiaoshiyanse。
furenliaodezhenghuan，huranbeidaduan，buqingyuandihuitoukanleyiyan，kanjianwangmeipohouxianshiyileng，suihoubuqingbuyuandishoulianlexie，xiaoshengdunangdao：
“madejiushita，fanzhengwojiahaizishibuhuizhaotashuomei，nandaohaipatabucheng？”
pangbianqitarenxiaozhedayuanchang，“renjiashuomeide，yeshihaoxin。zheizhongshiqing，zongshiyigeyuanda，yigeyuanai，sheibushixintengzijiahaizi？”
wangmeipopielepiezui，chaojirenfanlegebaiyanhoujixuchaoqianzou，zhidangmeitingjian。
“呸！关我屁事！”
“zheicailidoushimingmabiaojiadeshiqing，laoniangyemeiqiangporenheren，buguoshizaizhongjianqianxiandaqiaoeryi。”
“zheimehaodetiaojian，tajiasongfengxianjingui、shebudejia？zhenshangyoudeshirenjialeyijia！”
“ruobushikanzaisongjiarendingxingwang、ernvshuangquandezinvyuanshang，sheinengkanshangtamenjiaya？”wangmeipobianzoubianma，xinliyijingzuohaolezuihuaidezhunbei。
buguo，zheizhuanghaoyinyuanruoshitanbucheng，songlaotaiqiaoqiaoshoudetaneiliangbaikuaidingqinqian，bixudejitatuchulai！
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“咚！咚！”
“有人在家吗？”
wangmeipotanzheboziqiaoxiangyuanmendeshihou，huanglaotaizhengzhanzaiwuyanxia，bagangdaolandexiaozhongcaoyaowangdanverlianshangfu。
buyuanchu，songlaotaizhengzuozaiyuanzili“guaishun”ditiaojianzhehuangdou，baomandiliuxialaimingniandangzhongzi，youxiacideyonglaimodoufu。
huanglaotaitingdaoshengyin，huitouyikan，naozilidunshiqiaoxianglejingzhong，lenglengdao：
“nixiama？manyuanzideren，nikanbujian？”
jialiqitarentingdaohuanglaotaizheishengyin，dunganbumiao，kaishisisanguisuo。
weiyouaizhemamazuozhedesongfengxian，tingzhezheimashengzhijuedehunshenshutan，xinlitashizhiji。
songlaotaihuangzhangditaitou，xunzhaozijierzisongchunlindeshenying，kedabaitiande，nalikandejianren？
songlaotaizuobuzhule，duosuozhetuijiuyaoduanzheyibojidouzizhunbeiduojinwu，“haha，wangmeipolaila？”
“nimenliao，wonianjidale，yebuzhongyongle，xianhuiwutanghuierqu。”
jieguosonglaotaigangzhanqishen，jiubeiwangmeipojiaozhule，“songshen，nixianbieduo！zanmenyoushidangmianshuoqingchu！”
wangmeipozirenwei，zijizaifujinshilibaxiang，neiyeshigeyoutouyoulianderenwu。
taganlejigexiaoshidelu，lengchadoumeilaidejiheyibei，gangzoudaomenkoujiubeiduilegemeilian，xinzhongyeshiyiduziwohuo。
“wojintiandengmen，shianzhaoyueding，teyilainijiaquhukoubende。”
“nanfangneibiandouyijingtantuole，hukoubenheshengxiadeyiqiankuaiqiancailiqian，wojintianyedaiguolaile。songshen，nikebiegaosuwo，jialihaimeiyoushanglianghao，haimeiyouzuohaozhunbei？”
huanglaotaibendasuanzhijiebarenhongzou，jieguoyitingduifanghualiyisi，dunshishuangyanyimi，“shenmejiaoshengxiadecailiqian？”
“zheizhuanghunshi，womenlaosongjiayagenjiubutongyi，shinimenyixiangqingyuan，womenheshishouguoniyifenqiandecailiqian？”
huanglaotaiyigeyanshensaoguoqu，zhanzaiyuanzilidesonglaotaishoujiushiyiduosuo，yibojidehuangdou，dabandousazaileyuanzili。
songlaotaixinxiayihuang，wanyaojiuyaoqujiandouzi，sheizhineisancunjinlianjintianjingranbutingshihuan，caizaidagundedouzishangjiaoxiajiushiyihua，“aiyo！”
songlaotaiyi**shuaizuozailedishang，tengdeliandouqingle，“aiyoyo~，wodeyaoe，yaolaomingge！”
zuozhedesongfengxianheyitiao，“nainai，nimeishierba？”
songfengxianzhanqilaijiuyaoguoqufuren，jieguobeihuanglaotaishengshengenxia，yonglidengleyiyan，“niliandouzhongchengzheiyangle，haifushenmefu？”
“wanyiyoubeineiheixingandelaodongxiechuan，shuoshiniguyituidaodeta、zaijiatoutounvedaita，nijiushishenshangzhangyibaizhangzuidoushuobuqing！”
shuowan，huanglaotaizhuanshenchaowuzilidexiaoguinvhandao：“fengjiao！niganjinqu，banibazhaohuilai！”
“jiushuowangmeipoguolaile，zhaotashangliangninainaixianggaijiadeshiqing！”
“ninainaitaigaoxing，qingxutaijidong，pingdizouludoushuaileyijiao！”
“nijiebeidadenaozhendang，zhandouzhanbuwen，zhinengzuozhe；nimabeizashangletou，xianzaihaitouyunxiangtu；niyigerenfu，liqiyoutaixiao。”
“quancunderendouzhidaonibabazuixiaoshun，suoyininainaishuaizaiyuanzilixianzaihaimeiqilai，jiudengzhetahuijialaifuni！”
songfengjiaoshigejilingdexiaoguniang，“ai！”zhiyingleyisheng，jiucongcongpaochuqule。
wangmeipokanzheyuanzilidezheigechangmian，yishiyeshayanle。songlaotaidiedaole，zijiazisunmenbuganfu，taziranshigengbuganqufu。
songjiaqitaderen，yaomezhenbuzaijia，yaomezhengduozaianchuguanchazhe。
zhengzaihouyuanpichaidesongzhangwen，tingshuonainaizaiqianyuanshuaidaole，jidezhengzhunbeichuqufu，jieguobeizijidexifuheshuang，banzhelianyibalanzhu，“niganshenme？fugepi！”
“huitounainaishuaichugehaodailai，tanzaichuangshangdongbule，laizainishenshang、xiabanbeizidourangnisihou，kannizenmeban？”
songzhangwenhedejiaobuyisuo，butaiquedingdidao：“yinggai......buhuiba？”
heshuangjiansixiameiren，shenshoujiuningzhulesongzhangwendeerduo，“youbutingwohuale，shibushi？”
“wokannijinwanjiugaijixuguitaban，bieshuijuele！”