第1章人在家中坐,锅从天上来

shoushushidedenghenliang,zhanzaishoushuchuangpang,zhengzaizuoshoushudeyunlingquehenlangbei。

daizheshoushumaohekouzhaodelianshang,zhishengxiayishuanghuangruoxingchenyibandeyanjing。

kecishi,zheiyanjingshangqueyouxianxuehualuo,yunlingnulitaizhetou,rangzheixiexianxueshunzheyanjianhuajinkouzhao,zaiyanzhelianjia,huadaobozi,luojinlexiongkou。

zhenggeshoushushiderendouyilianhaoxidekanxiangyunling。

shoushuhaimeikaishi,zuoweidisanzhushouyunlingjuranxiangqixiehushisuoyaofengxian,bingchengyaoxianjiangxianjianduan,fouzefengzhendeshihou,tuozhetaizhangdexiantongguozhenkong,huiduihuanzhezaochengduoyudesunhai!

“taniangde,nalilaide**?”

“laozilianhuanzheduzidoubakaile,xianzaihaiyaobahuanzhedebangguangquchulai,nigaosuwo,haipagezhenkongshangduotuolewugongfendexian?”

“zhaonizheimeshuo,shibushilaozizuofubiqiekouqian,yeyaoxianlianglianghuanzhedebangguangyouduoda?”

jintiandezhudaodafu,zhongliukezhurenfangyongjun。zhengdashengchaozheyunlingmamalieliede。

ruguobushizhengzaishoushutaishang,fangyongjundaizheyanyanshishidekouzhao,xiangbicishiyunlingyijingbeifangyongjundekoushuipenlemanlianle。

fangyongjunbujinshirongchengdiyiyiyuanzhongliukezhuren,zaizhenggexinandoushiheheyoumingzhongliuzhuanjia。

tebieshiminiaokezhongliushoushu,gengshiyibahaoshou。

buguo,cirenweirenchangkuang,xinxiongxiaai,xianglaijichou,suoyi,zairongchengdiyiyiyuanzhongliuke,fangyongjunxianglaishishuoyibuer,rongbudekeshilirenherenyouyidianfanduiyijian。

jintianshoushuhaimeikaishi,yunlingjuranjiuxiangqixiehushisuoyaofengxian,bingjieshishuo,fengxiantaizhangle,xiangyaoxianjiandiaoyibufen,yijianshaoduihuanzhedesunshang。

yijuhua,bianrangfangyongjunnuhuobiaosheng,zhijiezhuaqiyibazhixueqianjiuzadaoleyunlingtoushang,xianxueshunjianjiumaochulaile。

zhenggeshoushushi,bianzhishengxiafangyongjunmamalieliedeshengyin。

“tingshuozheihuohaishijinnianrongchengyidatuijiandezuiyouxiudexuesheng,kanzheiyangzi,mingxianshidushudushale,zhuangleyinaodaidedoufuzhaba?”

fangyongjundeyizhu,zhongliukedezhuyuanzongmamengneikeshifangyongjuntouhaocaihongpigongyingzhe,cishiyibianbangfangyongjunlakaifuqiang,yibianchaofengdao。

“buhuinimenrongchengyixueyuanjinnianzhiyounizheiyigexueshengba?zheiyang**yeganshuo......”

mamengxianglaiyifangyongjunweimingshicong,jiranshifangyongjunbuxihuanderen,taziranbujieyiduocailiangjiao!

ketashuodaoyiban,shengyinturandazhule。

zhijiantashouxia,beilagouchekaidefuqiangzhizhong,suoyoudezangqidouzhanchengyituan,wanquanbeizengshengdezhongliuzuzhijuanleqilai,jiuzheiyangzi,bieshuoqiebangguangle,lianbangguangzainadougenbenzhaobudao!

“zen,zenmezhanchengzheiyangle?”

kanzhewanquanzhanchengyituandezangqi,mamengshayanle。

fangyongjunyuanbenzhengjuzheshouzhunbeizhizhiyao,dengmamenglahaogouzizaijixushoushu,tingdaomamengdehua,zhiwanghuanzheduzilikanleyiyan,lenghanshunjianliulexialai。

“zenmehuizheimeyanzhongdezhanlian?jintianzaokanpianzibushihaihaohaode,fuheshoushuzhizhengma?zenmeduzilimiangenpianzichazheimeduo?”

jibianshirongchengzhongliuxuejieyibashoudefangyongjunyeshayanle,shunjiantaitouwangxiangshoushushiqiangjiaoguazhedectpianzishang。

zuoshoushuqian,shixuyaopaipianlejiehuanzheqingkuangde,zheimeyanzhongdezhanlian,shuqiandectpianzishangshibukenengbiaoxianbuchulaide。

zheiyangdeqingkuang,genbenbushihezuoshoushu,xianzaimaorankaifu,yijingsuandeshangyiliaoshigule!

zheirangfangyongjunruhebujinzhang。

“片子!”

mamenghenkuaifanyingguolai,likaishoushutai,jibubianzoudaoleshoushushiqiangjiaodekanpiandengqian。

“这……”

mamengzhikanlepianziyiyan,jiuhunshendabaiziyiyangzhandouqilai。

“怎么回事?”

fangyongjunxiataijiqielaidaokanpiandengqian,zhuiwendao。

“什么?”

“zenmehuishiyigeyueqiandepianzi?”

fangyongjunzhisaoleyiyan,jiukandaolepianzishangxianshideriqi,genbenshiyigeyueqiande!

“nishizenmebanshide?”

“lianhuanzhedepianzidouhuinacuo?”

“ninaozilizhuangdeshishima?”

fangyongjunnuji,yijiaobianjiangmamengchuailechuqu。

zhongliuhuanzhewanqi,bingqingbianhuajikuai,yigeyuedeshijian,zugouzugouranghuanzhedebingqingfashengfantianfudidebianhua。

zheizhangyigeyueqiandepianzixianshihuanzhedebangguangaibingmeiyouzhuanyi,shiheshoushuzhiliao。

danxianran,zheiyigeyuedeshijian,bangguangaibianhuajuda,xianzaizhenggefuqiangdounianzaiyiqi,lianchangzidoufenbukaile,genbenbukenengjinxingshoushu!

napashiqingquanshijiezuihaodeshoushuzhuanjia,yebukenengwanchengyanqianzheitaishoushu。

ruguojintianzheitaishoushudezhenshiqingkuangchuanlechuqu,tafangyongjunbiranbeizhuijiuzeren。

shenzhitayishideyingmingyejiuzheimehuile。

“duibuqi!fangzhuren,wocuole!”

beifangyongjunchuaidaodemamengpaqilaiguizaifangyongjunmianqianhaotaodakudao。

“shiyunling,qiantianhuanzheruyuandeshihou,worangtaqunadehuanzhepianzi,shitanacuolepianzi,doushitadecuo!”

haotaodakudemamengturanzhizheyunlingshuodao。

yunlingzhangkoujieshe,yilianjinge:

“woqiantianxiujia,genbenjiumeizaiyiyuan……”

“fangzhuren,shiyunling,jiushiyunling!jiushiwohantaqunadepianzi,douguaitanacuolepianzi……”

raner,mamengquegenbenbujitajieshidejihui,paoxiaozhedaduantadehua,zhizhetasihoudao。

fangyongjundemuguangzaimamengheyunlingzhijianlaihuisaoshileyiquan,zuihouluozaileguizaizijiyanqianduizijikukuaiqiudemameng,fangyongjunyichuidingyin。

“yunling,rangniqugepianziniyenengquchengyigeyueqiande,huanzherujinwufajinxingshoushu,zheijianshi,niyaofuzedaodi!”

方勇军冷冷的说道。

“xianzai,nimajianghuanzhefubishangkoufengheqilai,wohemamengxianqugenhuanzhejiashujieshi!”

云岭懵了!

tameixiangdao,zheijianshidezerenzuizhonghuiluozaitashenshang!

tazheisuanbusuanshirenzaijiazhongzuoguocongtianshanglai?

“nixiaozibutaizouyuna,zheimedayigeguo,ninengbeidedongma?……”

yunlingnaohaishenchuyidaochaoxiaodeshengyinxiangqi。

“zenmeyang?kaobukaolvjieshouwodejiyi,woyoubanfabangni!”

yunlingnaohaishenchuneigeshengyinshuodao。

云岭沉默了。

naohaishenchuzheigeshengyinbushixiangqi,yikaishi,yunlingshijuedezijidelejingshenfenlie,

kebulunshimingnisudaduoxiangrengejiance,haishiscl-90wenjuan,yihuoshizongshiliangbiao,zungshiliangbiao,yunlingdoujinxingleziwojiance。

jieguodouxianshizijihenzhengchangmeiyourenhedejingshenfenliezhengdejixiang。

kejibianruci,yunlingyemeiyoumaoranjieshouzheigefengzideyijianjieshoutadejiyihebufenzhuguanyishi。

bijing,sheiyebuzhidao,neiyangzuohuifashengzenmeyangdeqingkuang?

danjintian,zheicongtianerjiangdedaguo,genbenbushiyunlingnengbeideqide!

ruguozheiciyiliaoshigudezerenrenluozaiyunlingtoushang,takongpayibeiziyemeiyouzaizuoyishengdejihuile!

“nizhendeyoubanfabangwo?”

云岭咬牙问道。

“ququyigefuzazhanlianxingbangguangai,zaiwoshouli,genbenlianshoushudousuanbushang!”

naohailineidaoshengyinqingsongdehuidadao。

“hao!wojieshounidejiyi!”

yunlingwoquan,henhendeshuodao!