第二章 不要男妈妈

diertianshangwu,yuxinchuanzhecongyangxiaoqingneilijiedexifu,tanteditajinleshengtangyulegongsi。

yangxiaoqingjitajieshaodegongzuoshimingxingzhuli,jushuoshiyinweineiweiyirenbuhaosihoucailundaotatoushang。yongyangxiaoqingdehualaishuo,jiushi:“jiyaohuizhaoguren,youyaopiqihao,wojuedetebieshiheni,yumama。”

yuxin:buyaonanmama,buyaonanmama!

shengtangyulesuanshiyeneishouquyizhidedagongsi,bangonglouyexiangdangqipai。diantitingzaishiqiceng,yuxingangtachudianti,yingmianpengshangyigeren。

zheirenzhuangrongjingzhi,cukanyesuanshigexiaoshuaige,danshimeiyanjianguoyuyinzhi,liangrenyiduishangyan,yuxinjiuxiangqilaile。

这不是黄一浩吗?

dangchutacanjia《yougeshou》,benlaiyouwangnadaojijun,queyinweiyourenjiaoqiandingtiletademingci,wuyuanqiansanqiang,erdingtitaderenjiushiyanqiandehuangyihao。

duoyishiburushaoyishi,yuxinzhengxiangzhuangzuomeirenchulaigentacajianerguo,buchengxiang,huangyihaozhudongjiaozhuleta。

“nishi……yuxinba?”budengyuxinshuohua,tazhijiechuyanfengci,“haijidewoma,shouxiabaijiang?”

zheixienianyuxinsuanshiquanzilidebianyuanrenwu,duiyuhuangyihaoduoshaoyoudianlejie。tingshuotanalejijunzhihou,yinweilianhaobeiyulegongsikanshangle,zuoweiouxiangchuledao,meixiangdaohuizaishengtangpengshang。

yebuzhidaotanalaizheimedadiyi,douliangnianlehaijideta,yuxinlianmangdalegehaha:“buhaoyisi,buhaoyisi,youjishi,youshidaihuizailiaoha。”

huangyihaobuyiburaodigenzheta,jiuchaba“yihoubiexianghaoguo”liugezixiedaolianshangle:“niyeqianleshengtang?nagejingjirendai?wogaosuni……”

houbiandehuazaiyuxinqiaoxiangmengxunbangongshidemenhou,jiaranerzhi。

mengxunshiyeneidejinpaijingjiren,yinghoulijiaerjiushitayishoudaichulaide,ruguoyuxindejingjirenjiushitadehua,huangyihaoqueshiyoudianweixiebuchukoule。

“shiyuxinma?”libianyigenanshengwen。

yuxinyingleyisheng,libianyoushuo:“jinlaiba。”

zaihuangyihaofenfendemuguangzhong,yuxintajinlebangongshi。

“xiaoqinggenwoshuoguoni,”mengxunshiyangxiaoqingdeqinjiu,duiyuxinyouyinxiang,taiduhenheai,“zuoxiashuoba。”

bangongshideshafashangyijingzuoleyigeren,yuxinguoquyikan:“ni,nibushi……”

xiaotingmeitouyizhou:“zenmeshini?”

mengxunkankantaliang,yihuodao:“nimenrenshi?”

yuxinshenxileyikouqi,muguangyouyi:“e,jianguoyimian。”

tanengganjuedaoxiaotingdemuguangyizhidingzaitashenshang,genxguangside,shangshangxiaxiabatadaliangleyibian。suoxingduifangmeishuoshenme,yuxinjinbengdeshenjingcaishaoweifangxiayixie。

mengxunxiaole:“neizhenghao,shengdexiangnijieshaole。yuxinguolaikankanhetong,ruguomeiwentidehua,xiaotingjiushiniweilaidelaobanle。”

yuxinhaimeishuohua,xiaotingxiankailekou,poyoujifenbunaifandeyisi:“ganjinqian,womeiyijian。”

yanxiazhiyijiushi“zhendoumeiyijian,nihaimojishenme,ganjinjiezhideganhuo”,yuxinrenbuzhuzuijiaoyichou。

zheiweidamingxing,guoranbuhaosihou。

qianwanhetong,yuxinzhunbeixianquyangxiaoqingneilinaxingli。buliaochulebangongshidemen,tayoupengshanglehuangyihao。

“wodoutingdaole,”huangyihaoyilianchaofeng,hezhezheirenyagenjiumeizou,zhengdundiandengzhetani,“yo,yuanlaishilaijirendangshenghuozhulidea?wohaidangnishizouleshenmegoushiyun,yaoyuelongmenle,meixiangdaohaishigejirenshihuandewanyier。”

beirenyierzai,zaiersantiaoxin,yuxinjiushipiqizaihao,yerenbuzhuzhouqimei。zhengdangtayaowenhouyixiahuangyihaodeshihou,shenhoudemenhurankaile,xiaotingdeshengyinchuanchulai:“niyinianmandamansuannengnaduoshaoqian?”

xiaotingbitagaobangetou,yuxinyangtoukanxiangshenpang,faxiantashizaigenhuangyihaoshuohua。

xiaotingdekaweibihuangyihaogaolebuzhiyixingbandian,meixiangdaotahuichulai,huangyihaoyoudianjieba,kanshangqushifenchuta:“cha、chabuduoershiwanba。”

tingwan,xiaotingzhuantoujiuduiyuxinshuo:“wojininianxinershiwuwan,bushirangnigenzheizhongrenlangfeishijiande。wanshangliudianqianwobixuzaijiakandaoni,ganjinde。”

nianxin,ershiwuwan!fale,tafadale!

tingdaoxiaotingjiudijitazhanggongzi,yuxinwuzhuzui,yishuangxiaohulisidedanfengyandengdedadade,lianhuangyihaoshenmebiaoqingdoulaibujikan,batuijiuzou。

huangyihaoxiangdangchangbeishanleliangbazhang,lianseyinchendiwangzhetadebeiying。

dangtianwanshang,yuxinzhengshishanggang,banjinlexiaotingjiadekefang。

“niyiqiancanjiaguo《yougeshou》?nalediji?”chiguowanfan,xiaotingtangzaichuangshangshuaweibo,liangtiaoyouyuedezhangtuisuiyijiaodiezhe,“weibojiaoshenme,wokankan。”

zaobeimengxundingzhuguojinliangshunzhexiaoting,yuxinlaolaoshishibaidshangjiao,shuo:“disi。”

xiaotingdiankaiyuxinweibolichanggededuanshipin,tinglesanshimiaobudao,zhouqimei:“zheixiepingweierduoshibushiyouwenti?”

《yougeshou》depingweinandeqingyiseshizhongliangjigeshou,youjigeshenzhibixiaotingnianjidayilun,yuxinmeixiangdaotashenmehuadouganshuo,zhangdazui:“a?”

“ranghuangyihaonadisan,zheishidaguanzhongdelianni,haishidatamenzijidelian?”kanzheyuxinsiweishubudaodeneidianfensi,xiaotinghenbushuang,fanfandixiadepinglun,youkandaojitiaodihuiyuxinde,gengbushuangle:“yudaozheizhongnaodaiyouwentideren,nihaihaohaohuifutaganshenme,nishishazima?”

nuqibuzhengsidedengletayiyan,xiaotingdiaochujigexiaohao,lunfanshangzhenbaneijigemaguoyuxinderenyidunruma,ranhouxunsulahei:“kandaomei?xuezhedian!”

tajiezheshuo:“yaoshidangshinizhengkouqi,xianzaijiushi《yougeshou》dejijunjiwodangzhulile,disishuochuquzongjuedechaneimedianshier。”

yuxinbenlaihaiyoudiangandong,zheihuierzhishengxiawuyu,zaixinlimonian:“wobushengqi,wobushengqi……denghui,talaheidecaozuozenmezheimeshulian?”

xiaotingbuzhidaotazaifufeishenme,bapingbanrengjita:“qu,nawozuijinyitiaoweibolimawodepinglunlianlianshou。”

“zaijiandaohuangyihao,nijiujiwotingqiyaoganmata,”xiaotingtiaotiaomei,yizhangjunliandunshitianleyimopiqi,shuaiderangrenxintiaojiasu,“nixianzaishiwoderen,yaomazhiyouwonengma,tahuaqianlema,pingshenmemani?pashenme,wojinichengyao!”