第1章
woshiyingdiweigongbudelaopo，shengzihouquebeimaomingdingti。
xiaosanerzhaoyaoguoshi，gaodiaoshiaiwodeyingdilaogong。
daodishiyingdichulegui，haishixiaosanxiangshangwei？
wusuowei，fanzhengwohuichushou！
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林渊官宣了。
「wodangbabale，xiexieqinaide。」
yishijian，weibobaole，kuaishoubengle，douyinzhale，quanguowangyoufeitengle。
wanniandanshenyaoyanbugongzipo。
「woqu！zhufuyuangehesaozi，yeqingjie」
「laolindoushengwale，erwohaishidanshengou」
「zhongjiushiwodebudaodefuqi（wuyan）」
「neimewentilaile，saozishishei？」
「congciwodeyutangyoushaoleyitiaoyu。」
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haimeilaidejigenlinyuanyiqitiyanyingjiexinshengmingdexiyue，jingjirendedianhuajiudalaile。
「yuange，laobanzaibangongshifahuole，nihaishiquguowaiduoyizhenziba。」
weilebaohuwo，linyuanzishizhizhongdoumeiyougaosuwaijietazaoyihewojiehun，jiuliangenletawuliuniandejingjirendoubuzhidaowodecunzai。
linyuanchuhusuoyourenyiliaodeguanxuan，shushihuijigongsidailaibuxiaodeyingxiang。
qishi，linyuanzheiciyeshizaiguowaipaixidejianxichoukonghuilaide，peizhewoshengchanwanjiuyaocongcongganhuiqu。
woshenzhizheiciyupikedaoyandehezuojihuilaizhibuyi，yemingbaiyanxishitayibeizidezhuiqiuyuaihao。
suiranbushe，danyezhichi。
wangluoshangxingqidebolanzaiwoxiangxiangzhizhong，zuoweiquanwaisuren，woxianglaibutaiaiguanzhuzheixie。
danshiduonianlaiyizhididiaoxingshi，yixinzhidamoyanjidelinyuan，yuanyixuanzezaizheigeshihouguanxuan，shushirangwoyouxiejingxi，yejilewojifenanquangan。
yijuexinglaizhihou，shengchandepijuanshaojian。
erwaimiandeshijie，zaoyixianfanletian！
bao#shide，womenyouyigehaizi#
爆#林渊于淇淇#
bao#yuqiqilinyuanmimijiaowang#
bao#linyuanzifenshihunyin#
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shenhongdebaokuantoutiaoshenshencitonglewodeshuangyan，danshijizhidelizhiyeposhiwolengjingdidiankaiqizhongdeneirong。
yuanlaishiyigejiaozuoyuqiqideqibaxiannvxing，faleyitiaoyijiasankoupengshoudezhaopian，bingpeiwen
「shide，womenyouyigehaizi。」
yuanwensuimeiyouzhimingdaoxing，yemeiyouaitejutizhanghao，danshizhaopianliwumingzhishangneikebuxianyandexiaoheizhihaishirangwoxiudaoleyisiweihuangmiuyuweixie。
xiamiandepinglunzhong，yanjiandewangyoubachulinyuanguowangdehuodongzhao，quanchulewumingzhishangdeneikexiaoheizhi，xinzhaobuxuandizaiyuqiqideweiboxiahanqile“dasao”。