第3章我是传奇医圣
“wanlewanle，zheixiaoziwanle，kanlaizhenbalaotaitaijinongsile。”
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caiyunhugengshihedediedaozaidi。
“ganggangfashengleshenme？”laotaitaiyouyouzhuanxing，shuochulediyijuhua。
全场寂静。
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老太太这边。
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“狗屎运而已。”
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