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“pei！sizhanan！laoniangjinerfeibanicuoguyanghuibuke！”
woshoushihaodongxi，xiangyemeixiang，jiuzhijielanchequleqiqiaoshan。
qudelushang，womanduzideqiyuebieyuenanshou，shenzhixiangguoxialechexianqumaibadao，ranhouchongguoquzhijieyidaolejieleta。
haozaishaoshaolengjingzhihouwohuifulelizhi，yejiudaxiaoleniantou。
bijingbeizhananpianjiuyijinggouchunle，yaoshizaiweizhananpeishangzijidedahaorensheng，neikejiuzhendeshichundaojiale。
buguolizhishilizhile，woyijiufennudebuxing，xialechelianshuidoumeigudeshangheyikou，jiuhengchihangchidikaishipashan。
wofashidengjiandaoliqiushanyidingyaohenhendeshuaitalianggezuibazi。
ranhoudangzhesuoyourendemiantongchitadepituiexing。
qiqiaoshanbujinfengjingjuemei，haiyouyinyuanqiaoshenmedezuoxuetou，yiniansijiyoukeluoyibujue。
wozhandaoyinyuanqiaoshang，hengfuyila，zaitongkuliutidemashangjiju，buchulianggexiaoshi，zhananjiannvjiuhuixitiresou。
daoshihoutamendeqidagubadayi，guimisidanghaiyoutongshishenmedequandouhuizhidao。
这不妥妥的社死！
woyuexiangyuejuederexuefeiteng，pashandejiaobuyeyuelaiyuekuai，buyihuierjiushadaoleyinyuanqiaoshangtamenpaizhaodedifang。
kewojinganmanganhaishilaiwanleyibu。
yinyuanqiaoshangdaochudoushiguatongxinsuodeqinglv，kepianpianmeiyoutamen。
“liqiushannizheige**！”
pileirangwoyuefafennubukan，worenbuzhuyaozheyaqichuanyuyudemadao。
erjiuzaiwogenxieleqidepiqiuside，zhunbeidadaohuifudeshihou，shoujiqueyouhuranchuanlailezhaopianshangchuanyunduandetishiyin。
wojimangdiankai，faxianzhaopiandepaisheshijianshishifenzhongqian，didianshishanxiadeyuelaojiuguan。
chuanshuozhongqinglvzhiyaoquyici，jiuhuibeiyuelaodehongxianjinjinchanzaiyikuaierdedifang。
“hehe，liqiushan，nimendengzhe！laoniangjinerfeinongsinimenbuke！”
kanzheshoujili，tamenzaiyuelaodehongxianshuxiatianmixiangyongdezhaopian，wozhouzhemeitoulenghengyisheng，suijizhuantouwangshanxiapaoqu。
fennujifalewodeqianneng，woyilukuangben，genbengubushangxingren，yebuguanjiaoxiadeluyouduodou。
paozhepaozhe，woxiangshihuranbeishenmedongxijizhongside，shunjianshiquzhongxin，liangqiangzhediexialeshanya。
“zhei......zheishizenmehuishi？”
“laotianyeniyanxialema？zhananpituihuodehaohaode，woyigebaochoudechoumeibaolebushuo，haicongshanshangshuaixialaila？”
dieluozaidideqianyishunjian，woxinlidefennuhehenyidadaolejidian，renbuzhuzaixinlisishengnahan。
kehuiyingwodezhiyouyishengmenxiang，heshunjianchuanbianquanshendejutong。
wobeikazaiyadideshangouli，zhijuedezijiquanshenshangxiaerbailingliukuaigutouquanbeiqiaosuileyiyang。
“jiuming！sheilaijiujiuwo！”
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“dengdeng！woganggangshibeirentuixialaide！”
zaibeijutonghejuewangzhemodetongshi，womengdixiangqiyijianshi。
wodiaoxialaideshihou，shenbianderenhewodouyouyidingjuli，zuiduoyifubuxiaoxincaleyixiaeryi。
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suoyiwoshifenqueding，zijishibeirenguyituixialaide。
erjiuzaizheishihou，yizhangnvrendelianhuranchuxianzaiwoyanqian，touzheyisishuxi。