第1章

“娘……”

qieshengshengdexiaotongyinzaierbianxiangqi,rangrenxindounenghuale。

“tingtingting!dengyixia!”

jiangdaiquemangrantaishou,zhizhezijidebijian,wenzheneixiaohaizi:“wo,niniang?”

sisuidejuanjuansuiranbumingbainiangweishenmezheimewen,danhaishihenjiandingdediandiantou。

“嗯,娘。”

姜黛彻底懵了。

tajiangdai,21shijisanxianxiaomingxing,daxiyiliu,yanjizaixian,danqirendejiushiyizhibuhuo,gangzaijuzuaolesangedayechang,haoburongyishuizhele。

quejiandaoyigekelianbabadexiaohaierjiaotaniang?

“zaizuomeng,kendingshizuomeng!”

“dengyixia,nixiandengyixia!”

四岁的卷卷:?

bumingbainiangyaozuoshenme,danguaiguaitinghua。

xiayimiao,jiujiandaoniangtaiqishou,henshihenxindeqiazailezijidedatuineice。

卷卷:!!!

jiangdai:“wocao!tengaaa!”

jiangdaitengdeyanleidouyaobiaochulaile,danzhenggerenyeqingxinglehenduo。

【不是梦啊!】

tadaidaidewangzheqianfang,ranhouhuangusizhou。

pojiudefangzi,henpo,kuaiganshangtanongcunlaojiawunianmeirenzhudelaofangzile。

chuangbianzhanzheyigeyejiushisansisuidexiaonvhaier,hexiandaijianguodebaipangruannuoxiaohaibutong。

zheihaizishouxiao,toufayoudianlingluan,yifukuansongbuheshen,xiukouyijingmochulemaobian,waiqiniubadebuding,cishizhengxiaoxinyiyidekanzheta。

ertashencedechuangshang,haitangzheyidasanxiaosigenande,yizhedabanmingxianjiubushixiandairen。

jiangdaizhijuedenaohaizhongmaochuleyigehuangtangkepadeniantou。

【dengyixia,zheiqingkuang……wochuanle?】

【buhuiba,bierenchuanyuedoushisidehonghonglielie,wojiuzheimecaolv?shuizheleyingchuana?】

jiangdaisikaozhe,queweizhuyipangbiandejuanjuanmengranwanghoudaotuiyibu,zhenjingdekanzheta。

nianggangcaimeiyouzhangzui,danjuanjuanquenengtingdaoniangshuohuadeshengyin。

juanjuankanzheniang,huaiyizijishikancuole。

jiangdaizhijuedehoulongfagan,kanzhexiaonvhai,wenchuyigechangjianbingqieguanjiandewenti,sucheng,chuanyuezhebiwendeyiju。

“zheishinali?jijinian!”

juanjuanbuzhidaoniangweishenmeyaozheimewen,danhaishiguaiguaihuida:“niantaocun,zanjia。”

“jijinian……”xiaojiahuoweiweizhoumei,sihumeiyousikaomingbai:“buzhidao。”

jiangdaibiaomianwenrulaogou,neixinquezaoyibaotoubengkui。

【wanla!chuanle,zhendechuanle。】

【sheiaichuansheichuan,woshizhendebuxiangchuana!】

【jieganghaiwandefangdai,xinmaidexiaoqiche,gangyaoxinjushaqing,huijiakeyitangpingkanzhexiaoshoujichichihehe,nijijieshuo,jiechuanle?】

【meiyoujiyi,meiyouxi……】

【等等!系统。】

jiangdaijuedeyouyouxiwangle。

taxuezhechuanyuexiaoshuolichangjiandetaolu,kaishizaixinlihuhuanzhexitong。

【系统!系统!】

juanjuanquedengdaleyanjing,tazhendekanqingchule,niangqinshuohuazhendemeiyouzhangzui。

haizizhijiebeiheshale,lengzaiyuandi,buzhidaogaizuoshenmefanying。

erbianjixuchuanlainiangqinhan“xitong”deshengyin。

tabumingbai,niangweishenmeyaohan……

洗桶?

【meishier,shuobudingshichuanshu,weilezuozhunbei,wozuijinkandexiaoshuo,wodounengjizhumingzide。】

“baobei,nijiaoshenmemingzia?”

weilehehaizilajinjuli,jiangdaihaitiexindejialeyixia,wenroudexiangyiwangnengnisirendechunshui。

juanjuanhaishidiyicijiandaoniangqinduitaluchuzheiyangwenroudeshense,daomeiyouganjuedaohuanxi。

zhijuedezheiyiqietaiguofanchangle,lingtahaipa。

xiaojiahuoxinjingdanzhandehuida:“juanjuan。”

“juanjuan,tinghaotingdemingzi!”jiangdaitaishouzhixiangziji:“neijuanjuan,wojiaoshenmea?”

zaijiangdaiqidaidezhushixia,juanjuanshenziyidou,shuochuleyigezi。

“娘。”

姜黛:……

好像也没错哈!

此法不行,换一个。

“nianghaoxiangbujideyiqiandeshiqingle,zheishizenmele,juanjuannengjiniangshuoshuoma?”jiangdairoushengwenzhe。

“dienianghegegeyaoquchengliganji,niuchefanle,dienianghegegebeilahuilai,juanjuanmeiqian,zhaobulailangzhong。”

biekanjuanjuancaisisuiduo,danhaizicongxiaocongming,huabuduo,keluojiqingxi,xuedongxikekuaile。

jijuhua,jiujiangshiqingjiangqingchule。

jiangdaizheicaixiangqilai,shenbianhaiyoujigehunmideren。

talianmangzhuantou,chakanneijirenshibushihaihuozhe。

bukanbuyaojin,yikanheyitiao。

chuangshangshengxiasigeren,douqishuashuadefazheshao,yimojiunengmochulai,shentiguntangde。

toushanghesizhishanghaiyoudaxiaobuyideyuxue,yinggaishizhuangjiyingwuliuxialaide。

【zheishikaiju**dejiezoua!】

【shaochengzheigeyangzi,zaigudaifashao,neikeshiyaoming,huiside。】

“juanjuan,quzhaoliangshuihebu,woxianjitamenjiangwen,burandoushaosile。”

suizhejiangdaidehualuoyin,xiaojuanjuanjiulikepaolechuqu,meiduojiu,jiudailaiyigeshengzheliangshuidepowan,haiyouyikuaipobutou。

jiangdai:【xingba,zheijialiyegouqiongde。】

dongzuomalidejichuangshangdejirenwulijiangwenhou,jiangdaizhijuedetouyuelaiyuetengle。

tataishoumoleyixiatou,gangchupengdaotoushangdedabao,jiutengdetadaoxiyikouliangqi。

“juanjuan,zhidaojialideqianzainaerfangzhema?”

xiaojuanjuanyaotou,jialideqian,zenmehuirangtazhidaozainali。

jiangdaizhijuedetougengtengle,xiangyaohunguoqu,silezhongkai!

“juanjuanwomenyoumeiyouqinqi?yeyenainai,shushubobo?waipowaigong?jiujiuyiyi?”

jiangdaiyebushihenxiangqiuzhuzheimediandehaizi。

ketagangchuanguolai,meiyoujiyi,meiyoujinshouzhi,meiyouqian,kaijuzhiyouyigepowu,heyiwuzilaoruobingcan。

她只能去求助卷卷。

juanjuanshoushouzhitoujiaozheyifu,shuodao:“yenaihewomenfenjiale,niangmeiyoujia。”

jiangdaifue:“neiniangxianzaiyaoqujieqian,gaizhaoshei?”

juanjuankanzheniang,weinandeshuodao:“pashidoubuhaojie……”

姜黛:?啥?

……

cunlirenyoudianshenmexihanshier,zuixihuandejiushizaichifandeshihoushuo。

隔壁,王大娘家。

“nishuo,baisanneiyikouzihuibuhuiaobuguoqu,sile。”

wangdaniangdaodishixinshan,haishiyouxiedanyougebibaijia。

tawusuidesunziwangdachui,mengdichuoleyixiawanlidekuaizi:“silehao!yijiazilandan,quanrangjuanjuanmeimeizijiganhuo。”

shuowan,wangdachuiyanmouyiliang:“nainai!tamenyijiasile,zanmenshibushinengbajuanjuanjiedaozanmenjiale!”

takexihuanjuanjuanmeimeile。

“chinidefan,baijiasanfangshibuxingle,danbiewanglerenjiajuanjuanhaiyoudaboerbo!lunbudaozanmen。”

wangdachuidixiatou,youdianbufuqidedunangzhe:“baijianeilianggeyebushiduohaode。”

wangdaniangkanleyiyanwangdaye:“laotouzi,woyihuierqubaijiakankan?yebuzhidaoneiyijiazizenmeyangle,juanjuandaodiyezhishisisuidehaizi。”

wangdayepielewangdaniangyiyan,kuaiziwangwanshangyifang:“wangleshangci,baijianeinanrengandehaoshierle!”

shangciwangdaniangjiushiqukanwangshengbingdejuanjuan,jiubeibaijianeiqunbuyaoliandeelehaojigetongban,feishuoneitianzhiyouwangdanianghedachuiquguotamenjia,diuletongbanjiushidachuinade。

pianpianneiritamenjiadachuitajianjuanjuanbushufu,zhuanmenjiangzijizhenzangdemaiyatangjilejuanjuanyikuai,zheikelebudele。

beibaijiasanfangdenanrenyaozhule,neibifenggouhainanchan。

tamenbujitongban,jiudajuanjuan,shuojiranbushidachuinade,jiushijuanjuannade。

tamenwangjiayehaisuanshixinshanrenjia,nalinengjiandaojuanjuanneimehaodehaizizaoneizhongzui。

shuolaiyeshifengci,baijiaderendazijihaizi,haiyaotamenwangjiachuyuanwangqian。

wangdaniangchenmobushuohua,suishuoxihuanhekelianjuanjuan,danbaijiaderenqueshixiangjilegoupigaoyao。

chenmozhiji,qiaomenshengxiangqi,haitingyoulimaode。

“ai!menmeishuanzhe,jinlaiba!”

doushiyigecunlidexiangqin,jiashangzaichifan,yemeiyouneimeduojiangjiu。

menxuyanzhe,zhijietuimenjinlaijiuxing。

wangdaniangshuozhejiuchaozhemenkoukanqu,ranhouzhenggewangjiarendouchenmole,shenzhirulindadi。

menkouzhanzhedeneige,bujiushitamenganggangtanlundebaisanjiaxifuma!

wangdanianghewangdayeduishi。

baisanxifushibeizashale?

youbuzhigaoshenmeyaoezi!

nianguosixundefuqiliangrendunshidaqijingshen。