第4章   人家是小清新!

“peng!”fangmenbeichuaikai,tangchuanlianshangluchuyunnu,zenmeshuozijiyefulefangqian,zheilidelaobanniangtaiyadebufuzerenleba。“jiushita,jingcha,jiushizheixiaozijiyigenvhaixiale**ranhoudaowozheilikaifang!”fengyudelaobanniangdiyigechongjinfangjian,zhizhetangchuanjiaoleqilai。suihou,yimingshenchuanjingfudemeinvjingchagenlejinlai,qiahaokandaotangchuanshenshouxianzhemuyuqingdequnzi,liansenankandaojidian。tangchuanjuedezijihenyuan,tazhishixiangjiangmuyuqingdequnzifangxiaeryi……kedangtangchuankandaomeinvjingchadeshihou,yanjingliangle,yanqiandenvjingchaqueshishigemeirenpeizi,edanlian、liuyemei,jingzhidewuguan,meiyouxunchangnvjingchaneizhongrishaiyulindeyouhei,fandaojiweibaixi,meiyujiandaizheyisiyunnu,gengpingtianlejifenzise。qinyunliansebuhaokan,tazuitaoyandejiushizheizhonghaosedefanzuifenzi,daomeideyongyuanshitamennvren,suoyiqinyunkanxiangtangchuandeshihou,mouzilichongmanlenuyi。fengyulaobanniangyilianxise,dingzhetangchuanhaoxiangzaishuo:“chouxiaozi,ganshuolaoniangdexiongxiachui,laonianghaishuonidejjxiachuini!”tangchuanwunaipielepiezui,yaoshibujieshiqingchu,zijideyishiyingmingkejiuhuile,mangluchuwugudexiaorong,“jingchajiejie,ninongcuole,wozheishizaijitazhibing!”shuowan,tangchuanjiangmuyuqingdequnzifangxia,qishenduiqinyunjieshi,qinyunweiweizhoumei,tabushilumangdejingcha,jirantangchuanjieshi,taziranhuijitajihui,kedangtakandaotangchuanjiekaiyaodaideniuzikuhou,xinzhongneiyisi“renci”shunjianxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。“daizou!”qinyunshengyinbingleng,rongbudebierenyourenhezhiyi,shenhouliangmingjingchamangjinlefangjianchaotangchuanzouqu。“e……jingchajiejie,nizhendenongcuole。”tangchuanjuedezijiweiqudale,tazirankandaoleqinyundemuguangdingzhezijidekudang,“jingchajie……”“chouxiaozilaoshidian,yihuijinlejuziyounihaoshoude!”zouguolaideyimingjingchaweidengtangchuanhuashuowanbianhechiqilai。shuozhe,jiangtangchuankaoleqilai。“suanlesuanle,woyaoshiliuzaizheili,zheixiaoyatouxingguolaikendinghuiwuhui,ai……zheiniantouhaorenzenmezheimenandang!”tangchuanpieleyantangzaichuangshangdemuyuqing,meiyoufankang。linlikaimiailvguandeshihou,tangchuanduixiongxiachuidelaobanniangzuolegeguilian,“shen,nineilizhendexiachuile……”dengdaotangchuanbeidaishangchedeshihou,youyouliangmingnvjingchashanglou,tamendedaoqinyundefenfu,zanshijianghunmidemuyuqingsongdaoyiyuan。jingcheshang。“wei,jingchajiejie,nikanwoxianghuairenme?”tangchuanzaiciluchushanliangdabaiya,yilianwugudekanzhelianselengbingbingdeqinyun,xinlifandigu,“zenmepiaoliangnvrendoubanzheyizhanglian?”qinyunkandouweikantangchuan,zheizhongrentajianduole,meibeizhuadaodeshihouduinvshengwusuobuyongqiji,dengdaobeizhualejiuguaidexiangfanlecuodexiaohaier,tabuchizheiyitao。“xiaozi,shixiangdejiubazuibishang,buranyihuierjinlejuziyounihaoshoude。”pangbianjiaoliuhuadejingchakaikoujinggaotangchuan。tangchuanbailetayiyan,“quququ,huiqumaijifuliuweidihuangwanbubuzaihelaozishuohua!”shuowan,tangchuanlandelihuiliuhuayaochirendelianse,xixixiaoleliangshengjixugenqinyundashan,“wei,jingchajiejie,wokannishuangchunfabai,meiyujiandaizheyisibingtai,zuijinshibushilaiyueshilea!”qinyunwenyan,lianseyouxiedongrong,tangchuanjingtongguozijideshensejiukanchuzijizuijinlaileyueshi,tabujinjinlaileyueshi,gengyaomingdeshilaiwanleyizhou,shenzhidaolewanshanghuigewaidetong。qinyunshigeyaomianzidenvren,laiyueshizheizhongshiqingtabukenengrangbierenzhidao,ketangchuankaikoujiuhanlechulai,rangtaruhebujingya。liuhuahelingwaiyimingjingchaerandekanleyanqinyun,dangkandaoqinyunneishuangyaosharendeyanjinghoubuyoudedalegehanzhan,ananduitangchuanshuqiledamuzhi。“zaihushuobadao,xinbuxinwojiangnideshetougexialai?”qinyunmiandaihanshuang,yuqigengshilengdekeyijiangzhouweidekongqidongjie。tangchuanyebuzaiyi,huanglehuangshouzhongdekaozi,waizhezuibajixushuo:“meishimeishi,erniangshuopiqiyuedademeinv,yuexinre……wozhidaojingchajiejieyouzheyikeshanliang、wenrededoufuxin。”“xiaozi,nisidingle!”liuhuahelingwaiyimingjingchayijingjitangchuanpanlesixing,qinyunshitamenjingjuchulemingdelengmeiren,jideshangciyougejingyuanduokanletadexiongyiyan,neirenzhijiebeiqinyunzoudezaichuangshangtanglesantiansanye。“nimenliangge,jiangtadezuidushang!”tangchuandeguozaorangqinyunyouxiefan,xinligengshihaipazijiyuejingwenluanzheijianshibeitongshizhidao。“aiya……jingchajiejie,wobushuohuale!”tangchuanyitingyaojiangzijidezuidushang,mangshuangshouwuzhuzui,luchufuguaibaobaodemoyang。chelizhongyuanjingxialai。wufenzhonghou,chezijinlejingju,tangchuanbeiliuhuadaijinleshenxunshi,qinyunzirangenlejinlai。“nimenlianggechuquba,zheijiahuowolaishen!”qinyunduiliuhuahelingwaiyimingjingchakaikou。tangchuanyanjingguangfang,jianliangrenlikaishenxunshi,mangxiaozhekaikou,“jingchajiejie,zanmennannvshoushoubuqin,duchuyishibuhaoba?”qinyunliansebingleng,zuozaitangchuanduimiannachubenzihebizhunbeishenxun。“sanniangshuoguo,henvhaiziduchurongyirangduifanghuaiyunde!”tangchuanwaizhetou,renzhendishuo。“pa!”qinyunzhongyurenwukeren,yibazhangpaizaiyanqiandezhuozishang,duizhetangchuannuchi,“**,zuoxia!”tangchuansongsongjian,guaiguaizuozaiqinyunduimian,qingchedemouziwangzhefanudeqinyun。“xingming?”“tangchuan!”“nianling?”“18!”“xingbie?”“……”tangchuanqiaoqierlangtui,yihuodekanzhezuozaizijiduimiandeqinyun,suihoumuguangluozaitaxiongqianneiyiduibaomandexiongbushang,dunshimingbaileshenme,heiheixiaodao:“jingchajiejie,siniangshuoxiongdadenvrenwunao,ganqinghaizhenshizheimehuishi!”“kaca!”qinyunjingyingshengshengjiangshoulideyuanzhubijibaiduanle,zheiyicitadongnulezhennu,mengranzhanleqilai,yanjiaopieleyanguazaiqiangshangdepibian,yaozheyinyanudao:“tangchuan,nihenxiangzaizheilidaishanggeyinianbanzaishiba?”tangchuanmanlianwugu,“jingchajiejie,nizhendenongcuole,wozhishixiangjixiaomeinvzhibing,tabeirenxiale**!”“bizui!”zheishihouqinyunzenhaihuitingtangchuanhushuobadao,**?hunongguime?yishengnuhe,qinyunshenshoubianjiangqiangshangdebianziqulexialai,yanzhongshanguohense,xinlifennu,“qisiwole,wofeidehaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunzheigebuzhidaotiangaodihoudehunxiaozi。”“eee……”kanzheqinyunlianpibiandounachulaile,tangchuanluchuxiuse,youxiebuhaoyisidekaikou,“jingchajiejie,renjiashixiaoqingxin,zaishuole……zheilihaoxiangmeiyoulazhu!”“pa!”tangchuandehuagangshuowan,qinyunshoulidebianzijiushuailechuqu,jinliangmizhangdebianziqikuaiwubideshuaixiangtangchuandeliandan,bianzisuduhenkuai,lidaoyezu,yidanjizhongkongpazheizhanglianjiuhuile。bianzichushou,qinyunjiuyouxiehouhui,bijingjingchayebunenglanyongsixing,tazhishixianghehuhehutangchuan,quemeixiangdaozheixiaoziyueshuoyuelipu,jiangzijirenu。qinyunxiangshouhuibianzi,danyijingwanle……