第6章   癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉!

zhidaotangchuandeshetoutanruzijikouzhongdeshihou,qinyuncaihuiguoshenlai,mangjiangtouchaopangbianniuqu,zaicifachujinghusheng。“zeze!”tangchuanzabaleliangxiazui,xixiaoqilai,“haoxiang、haotian。”“niqusi!kuaifangkaiwo!”qinyunganjuezijidexinzangjulietiaodongzhe,suishisuikedouyoukenengtiaochusangziyan,lianhongdegengsiyaodichuxuelai。qinyunhouhuisile,zaozhidaotangchuanzheimenanchanshuoshenmeyebuhuijiangtadaihuijuzi,daihuilaiyejiubale,pianpianzijihaifeiyaoshenta,jieguobudanbeiduifangdiaoxi,jiulianchuwenyemeile。“wuwuwu……”qinyunyaoshinengkudehua,yijingkulejiqianci。“weiweiwei,jingchajiejie,wodechuwendoubeinijiqiangzoule,nihailuchuzheimeyifuyaochirendebiaoqing!”tangchuanjuedezijishoulehendadeweiqu,chuwenmeile,yanqiannvrenhaibujizijihaoliansekan。qinyunchadianmeibeitangchuanzheihuajiqisi,ganqingtahaichikuile。“haole,qinyeqinle,nishigenanrenjiumashangjiangwofangkai!”qinyunbuxiangzaihetangchuanfeihua,shenxikouqi,lianseyouhuifulewangchangdebingleng。tangchuanwailewaizuiba,diguzhe,“fangkaijiufangkai,fanzhenggaizhuandebianyiyedouzhuanle。”shuozhe,qinyunzhitingjianshenhouchuanlai“kaca”yisheng,jiezhejiushishoukaozidiaozaidishangdeshengyin,zaitaerandemuguangxia,tangchuanshouhuishourouleroushouwan,“xiongnainaide,zheidongxiyidianhanjinliangdoumeiyou。”“ni……nishizenmenongkaide?”qinyunshayanle,yaozhidaoshoukaokeshijinggangzhizuode,meixiangdaotangchuanjiuzheimemomingqimiaodejinongkaile。shuowanhua,qinyunjimanghoutuileyibu,ditoukanzhedishangdeshoukao,zhengzhengdechushen,yinweishoukaogenbenjiubushizhengchangdakai,ershiduanliekai。“zheihaibujiandan?”tangchuansongsongjian,wanyaojiangdishangdeshoukaojianqilai,ranhouzuanzaishouzhong,“wozan,wozanwozanzanzan……”zaiqinyunzhenjingdemuguangxia,jinggangdazaodeshoukaojingbeitayingshengshengdezanchengleyigegangqiu。“zhei……zheibukexue!”qinyunbantianjichuzheimeyijuhualai。“youshabukexuede!”tangchuanfanlefanbaiyan,haoxiangzaishuoyijianzaixunchangbuguodeshiqing,suihouzaiqinyunmianqiankaishijiekuyaodai。“niyaoganshenme!”qinyunhaichenjinzaigangcaidezhenjingzhong,jiukandaotangchuancishidedongzuo,qiaolianfahong,naoxiuchengnu,“chouxiaozi,niganshenme?!”shuozhe,qinyunyouhoutuilejibu,tayijingjianshiletangchuandekebushouduan,shengpatazaiduizijizenmeyang。“jingchajiejie,wozhishixiangzhengmingwozhenshibeiyuanwangde!”tangchuanjiekaikuyaodai,zaikudanglizhualejiba,kandeqinyunlianjiayipianzaore。“re,zheijiushiwuzheng。”shuozhehua,tangchuancongkudanglijiangzisejinhetaochulaifangzaizhuozishang。“zheishishenme?”qinyunpingfulexiaqingxu,youxieyihuo。tangchuandakaijinhe,zhanluzaiqinyunmianqiandeshiyipaiximidejiusezhen,“zheijiushiwojixiaomeinvzhibingde‘jiuxingzhen’,dangran,zheigeshishanzhaiban。”“jiuxingzhen?”qinyuncuqimeitou,dingzhejinhezhongjiuzhongyansedejiuxingzhen,faxianmeiyigenzhenshangdouyoujikejiqiweixiaodesijiaoxing,xinlibuyoudezaixiang,“mofeiwozhenyuanwangtale?”xinlisuizheimexiang,danqinyunquebuxiangqingeryijujiurenzai,hengleyisheng,mangwen:“neinishuoshuokan,nilaiqingchengganshenme,jiayoushilaizinali?”“zhaozhenzhengdejiuxingzhen。”tangchuanxiangdoumeixiang,zhijieshuodao,“zhiyuwolaizinali,shuoleniyebuzhidao!”“shuo!”qinyunbanzhelian。“haobahaoba,laizisixiangshanzhuang,nizhidao?”tangchuansuolesuobozi,guaiguaihuida。qinyunzaicicumei,yihuowendao:“sixiangshanzhuangzainageshi?”“zaitianshan。”“shaojiwohushuobadao!”“buxinladao!”qinyunyaxiaxinzhongdenuyi,landehetangchuanzaizheigewentishangjiuchan,youwendao:“neiniweihepianpianlaiqingcheng,zongyougemudeba。”“dangran,neishiyinweiwodexiaoxifuzaizheili。”tangchuanbianshuobianjiangjiuxingzhensaijinkudangli。qinyunmeiyujianjichujitiaoheixian,yaozheyinyamadao:“jiunizheifuqiongsuanxianghaiyouxiaoxifuzaiqingchengshi,neinishuotajiaoshenmemingzi?”buzhizenmede,qinyunzaitingtangchuanshuoyouxiaoxifudeshihouxinlisuansuande。“tajiaochulinghan!”tangchuansuiyideshuozhe,gangcaibeiqinyundaihuijuzidelushang,tasihupiejianleyoudaxingguanggaopaishangxiezhezheisangezi,biansuikoushuolechulai。qinyunzaitingdaozheigemingzideshihouyouxieshishen,yinweizheigemingzibujinjintazhidao,shenzhizhenggeqingchengyourenbuzhidao。20suidenvzongcai,shenjiajishiyi,xianglairenheyigerentingledouhuijingdediaochuyanzhuzi,erqiechulingwanquanshikaozhezishennenglidanrenqijiazuchanyedefuzongcaizhiwu。“weiweiwei!”tangchuanjianqinyunyouxiefaleng,mangshenshouzaitayanqianhuangleliangxia,“jingchajiejie,nizheizenmele?”“tangchuan,nijuedezheigewanxiaohaoxiaome?”qinyunhuiguoshen,lengyandingzhetangchuan,“chulinghanxingaoqiao,qihuikanshangnizheigejiaohuazi。”tingwenzheihua,tangchuanyanjingliangle,“jingchajiejie,nirenshiwodexiaoxifu?nikuaihewoshuoshuo,tashibushihenpiaoliang!”“xiaoxifunigetou!”qinyunmadao,“laihamaxiangchitianerou!”tangchuanyebushengqi,yi**zuozaiyizishang,baichuchoumeidedexing,“nijianguozheimeshuaidelaihamame,xiangbenshenyizheimeshuaideshuaigenandaohaipeibushangta?!”“shigeniyepeibushang。”qinyunmeihaoqidemaleqilai,“haolehaole,wojuedenijingshenyouwenti,huitoujiyiyuandagedianhuajinizuogejiancha,ruoshipandingniyoujingshenbingdehua,jintiandeshiqingjiusuanle。”“hengheng,tayaoshiganshuolaozipeibushangta,wodangchangxiuleta!”tangchuanpailebazhuozi,fenfenkaikou,“si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