哐当！
zhouqinghuayingangluo，jianglidemuqinsufangcongmenwaizoulejinlai，chuanzheyijianfanbaidechenjiuyifu，hunshendouzaizhanlizhe，zuibazhangkai，huxibiandejidubuwen，huaizhongbojilimiandeyingtaosaluoyidi，doushitayikeyikezhaixialaixiganjingde。
“qinger，ni，niganggangshuo……haizi……”sufangshuangshoujinjindizhuazhemenkuang，yachizaidazhan，yanzhongdeleishuizaishanshuozhe，“qinger，nigaosuwo，zhei，zheibushizhende……”
“ma，ni，nitingcuole，zhouqing……ganggangshuohaizihenhaoni，meishi。”
jiangligangmangbasufangfuzhu，aiqiudikanzhezhouqing，zhiqiutabuyaoshuochushiqing。
muqinbenlaijiujiubingchanshen，ruguorangtazhidaoshiqing，kendingjingshoubuzhudaji。
“he，nigelaodongximeitingcuo，haiziwodadiaole。”zhouqingzhijiewushilejianglideaiqiuyanshen，manshixianqidikanleyiyansufang，“wobujindadiaolehaizi，erqie，ruguonidewonangfeierzibutongyilihun，wohaihuibatasongjinjianyu！”
“niyequanquannideerzi，buyaozhimibuwu，miandehuihanzhongshen！”
嘶！
sufangfangfobeishunjianchouganleliqiyiyang，yixiatanruanzaidishang，zhangzhezuiquefabuchushengyin，hunshenchouchuqilai，yanshenbiandecangbai，jiaoxiayixujiudaozailedishang。
“妈！”
jianglidajingshise，xinlimengranyichen，xindiyayidefennuchedibaofa！
xianhai、xiurujianglidouhaikeyibaochilizhi，danshidadiaohaizi、qiyunzijidemuqin，yijingyanzhongchujilejianglidedixian！
“zhouqing，nige**！”jianglimanyanxuehong，xuemaipengzhang，sihouzhenzhen，“womaruguochuxianbandianchachi，woyidingrangnifuchudaijia！”
jianglijiuxiangshifalefengdeyeshou，shenshangsanfachulaideliqirangzhouqingmengranyizhan。
zheigewonangfeibushiyizhiweiweinuonuo，laoshibajiaodema？
xianzaideqishi……jingranrangrenrucirandanhan！
“he，jiangli，nishaohehuren，goudoubiniyoudanzi，nihaixiangweixiewomen？”yankanzhouqingbeijianglihuzhu，zhouxueerzhendingleyixiaqingxu，angqitouwanzhezhouqingdegebo，“jie，biebeitahuzhule，tayaoshiyoubenshihaihuishixianzaizheigeguiyangzi？”
“woyijingtongzhilechenshao，tamashangjiulai，xianzaiwomenyijingnadaozhengju，ruguozheigefeiwubutongyilihun，wojiubatasongjinjianyu！”
jianglitingzhelianggenvrendehua，nuhuozhongshao，sisidididingzhetamen，henbudejiangtamenshengtunhuobo。
“nimenlianggeshexienv，laozijintianzailenimen！”
jianglichaozhezhouqingpuleguoqu，henhenyibazhangchouzaizhouqingdelianshang，shouzhangyizhenfama。
“啊！”
zhouqingmeixiangdaojianglijingranganzhendeduizijidongshou，jiejieshishidiaileyibazhang，canghuangzhixiayi**zuozaidishang，baobaolimiandexiaoyusansaluoyidi。
jianglimuziyulie，chongdaozhouqingdemianqianjiushiyidunbaozou。
made，zailaozimianqianzhuangjinchi，zhuangqinggao，shijishangquewochuobukan！
老子今天**！
“jiangli，nigefeiwujinggandawo，chenshaomashangjiulaijiuwole，taraobulenide，nihuihouhuide！”zhouqingbeidadebiqinglianzhong，yanzhongmanshiyuandu。
“wohounimagebidehui，cao！”jianglirenbuzhunuma，“shenmetamadechenshao，buguoshigedipiliumang，zongyouyitian，laozi**ta！”
“jiangli，nidanzibuxiaoya，haixiang**wo？”
pengdeyisheng，fangmenbeizhuangkai，chenfengdaizheshijigexiongsheneshadexiaodichonglejinlai。
chenfengshifujinyoumingdeeba，yeshitadiyicijiangzhouqingdaijinlediting，congcizoushanglebuguilu。
“chenfeng，**dewangbadan！”jianglikandaochenfeng，xindidenaohuohechouhengengshen。
yaobushizheige**，zhouqingzenmehuibianchengzheiyang，zijidejiatingzenmehuizhiliposui？
嘭！
chenfengyijiaochuaizaijianglidelianshang，yinchuyigexianmingdexieyin。
“jiangli，nizijishoubuzhulaopo，guanwopishi？”
“nigebieduzihaiganmawo，xinbuxinwohuomaileni！”
jianglizuilixianxuelinli，mouzilimiandehenyibumanleyankuang。
“chenshao，niyaojiwobaochouya！”zhouqingchenshizhengtuojianglidekongzhi，yixiazuanjinchenfengdehuaili，kukutitide，“jianglizheigeqiongbigandawo，nikanwoyadouhuaile，yihouhaizenmesihouniya？”
伺候？！！！
“made，nimenzheiduigounannv，wohenimenpinle！”
jianglidahouyisheng，pudaozaizhouqingdeshenshangjiushiyizhenquandajiaoti，xinlidenaohenquanbuqingxiexiaqu。
“chenshao，jiuwo！”zhouqingyibiandashengqiujiu，yibianhuzhelian，shengpahuilerong。
“made，gandongwonvren，jiwowangsilizou！”
chenfenglenghengyisheng，shoudixiaderenyijingbajianglienzailedishang，pitougailianjiushiyidunpangzou。
jianglibenjiushouruo，nalishizheixiehunhundeduishou？
budaoyifenzhongjiutandaozailedishang，toupoxueliudidaozaidishang，xinlideyuanfenfangfoyaobatachengbao，hunshendetengtongderangtarenbuzhuziyaliezui，jingudousihuduanliele。
“呸，垃圾！”
chenfengzouleguolai，yikounongtantuzaijianglidelianshang。
zhouqingbiqinglianzhongdicongjianglideshenshangsouchuleyizhangyinxingka，shouzaidouli，cuidao：“jiangli，zheidianqianwojiunazoule，jiudangshinijiwodejingshenfuweijin！”
我抚**！
jianglilanniyibantangzaiyuanzili，beifenyujue，zhijuedewuzangliufudoubeisiliedeside，xiangyaozhengkaiyan，quehuranganjuedaoyimowenroudeguangmanglongzhaozaizijideshenshang，shentidetengtongjingranjianjianxiaoshibujian，yiguwennuandeliliangliubianlesizhibaihai，yidaoxionghundeshengyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi：
“wunaisunjiazuxianyaodixianzun，beikunkuntianquanwuqiannian，jinerjiranyuwoyouyuan，jiekaifengyin，rangwujietuo，wubianciyuertongtianyaoshu，yiwuzhimi……”