第5章 惹怒祖爷爷

haoqixinqushizhewojixutingzhezhangmingfengjiangshujiexialaideshiqing……

zuyeyehezhangmagenzaizhangmingfenghoumian,kanzheneigencuzhuangdeshutengshuanzhezhangmingfengdeshou,yibubuchaozhedahuaishuzoujin。

daolelaohuaishuxia,zhangmingfengshoushangdeshuteng'suo'deyishengsongkai,yanruledahuaishudeshuganzhizhong,tayanjingbanmizhezhanzaililaohuaishusanbuzhiyaodedifang,zuyeyehezhangmayegenzhezhangmingfengzhanzailaohuaishudeyinyingli,banyedefenghaishiyouxieliang,guadelaohuaishudeshugansasazuoxiang,banyetingzheyeguaishendehuang。

zuyeyekanzhedangshirendousuandaoqile,yishenlaojiudehanshanguazisuiyidezuozailaohuaishuxiadeshitoushang,younachulailetadehanyanganzi,kaishiwanglimiantianyansi,huochaiyihua,zuiliyichouyichoudekaishitunyuntuwule。

“rendoudaoqile,chulaizanmentantan,fanshidoudejianggeli,wozheigelaotouzizuixihuandejiushijiangdaoli。”

wozaijialideshihou,zuyeyejiushiyigexihuanjiangdaolidelaotouzi,meixiangdaodaoleneigeshihou,tahaishineimexihuanjiangdaoli,zheidagaijiushisuoweide'xianlihoubing',bijingzuyeyedongqishoulai,yemanbukeqide……

zuyeyehuagangshuowan,laohuaishudeshuganbianshangjiuchuxianlezhiqianzhangmingfengyizhiqiangdiaodenvren,haishiyishenlvdeguiyideyifu,zhangfatuozaidishangdazhejuan,yebuzhidaoliuleduoshaonianle,meihuoyaoraodelianshangkanzhezhangmahezuyeye,yanranyijingshiyifuyanzhengyidaideshense,shikezhunbeizhezhandou。

fanguanwozuyeyejixuchouzhetadehanyanganzi,yifushibuguanjigaogaoguaqideyangzi,daoshiyouxiandehen,kandezhangmaneijiaoyigejinzhang。

zuyeyebiaoxianderuciyouxian,ranglvyinvrenjuedezijixianderucijinzhangyouxiekexiao,zijijuranbeiyigexiangxialaotouzizhenzhule,bijingtazaizheigeshishangyeyijingjibainianle。

“laoyezi,zanmenjingshuibufanheshui,wozhaozheihaizilai,yeshitaxiandayinglede,zheishiniguanbuzhe。”

zuyeyetulekouyan,yijiuzuozhe,bumanzhezideyanjingkanzhelvyinvren,rangtahaimeishuowandehuajiaranerzhi,zuyeyezheicaikaishijixujiangdaoli。

“nizaizheishishangyeshubainianle,xiuxingbuyi,wolaorenjiayebuxianghuinixiuxing,wokanzheigedilirenshitaijin,niyedaibuleduojiule,buruwojinilingxunyichushenshanmilin,fuxianbaodinijixuxiuxing,ruonitongyi,wohaixunuoweinifengzhengjiachi,zhiyaonijiucibashou。”

lvyinvrentinglezuyeyedehua,mingxianshiyouxiexindongde,bijingyigedaoxingshenhoudaoshi,yuanyiweiyizhishujingfengzheng,yeshikeyuerbukeqiude。

lvyinvrenchichibukensongkoudaying,zhangmaxinliyouyouxiejile,kanzheneinvrenbuguolizijierzibuguoliangsanbudejuli,duozhebuzidaozuyeyeshenbian,yilianjiaojidewangzhezuyeyeshuo:“tashentaiyeye。”

zuyeyeshenshoudaduanzhangmadehua,koulexiacaoxie,duanzhehanyanganzi,yibuyikoudechouzhezoudaozhangmingfenggenqian,muguangyijushunjianyanliliangdechuqi,yibapaixiangzhangmingfengdelingtai,dasanlvyinvrendehuanshu。

zhangmingfengbanmizhedeyanjingyixiazijiuqingmingle,kanzhezhouweidehuanjing,tajiuzhidaozijiyouzaishuimengzhongdaolelaohuaishudixiale。

neishihouzhangmingfengbijingyecaishigeshenghuozaiweiwuzhuyishehuixiadeshibasuixiaohuozi,xingguolaijiukandaoneigeyizhijiuchanzheizijidelvyinvren,xinlidekongjuzaineiyishunjianyonglechulai,erbiandewanleyeyuefadexiangliang。

lvyinvrenjianzijidefashujiuzheimebeirenqingeryijudepole,yinushuangshouchengzhuajiuxiangzuyeyepuleguolai,zhangmingfenghezhangmashizhanzaiduimiande,ganghaonengkanjianlvyinvrendedongzuo,hedezhangjiamuzilianlianjinghu,tixingzhezuyeye,keshizuyeyequewangzhezhangjiamuzijixuxiaozhechouleyikouhanyanganzi。

zhangjiamuzikanzhelvyinvrendeshoulizuyeyebuguobancundejulile,xinxiayiliang,xiangzhewanle,zheigenjiumingdaocaoyankanzheyeyaoduanle……

jiuzaizheigeshihou,zuyeyekansiwuyidehuidongleliangxiahanyanganzi,douzhunquewuwudedazailelvyinvrenlizijinaodaibudaobancundeshuangshoushang。

zuyeyedehanyanganziyanguoneikeshihuangtongzuode,limiandehuoxingyizhiranzhe,zaojiuyijingbahuangtongyanguoshaodeguntang,zheiyixiadazailvyinvrendeshouxinshang。

danzheimetingzhe,woyenengganjuedaoneiguzizuanxindeteng。

zheiyimurangzhangjiamuziliansebuzenmehaokan,zheimeduoniantamendoumeifaxianzheigebeirenjiaoleyibeizilaopianzideren,juranshigebanzhuchilaohudehenjiaose……,buguoyerangtamenduizheigenjiumingdaocaoyouduolejifenxinxin。

lvyinvrenqishijiushihuaishujing,wuxingxiangke,huokemu,zuyeyecongkaishijiekaitajizhangmingfengfengzhudewugan,daoxianzaiyiwuxinghuokemu,qishizaizuodedoushiyijianshiqing,zhenshehuaishujing,yigemeiyoushilideren,pingshenmehebierentantiaojian。

naonudelvyinvrenzhandoudekanzhezijimaozhebaiyandeshuangshou,dashenghuhanzhezhangjiamuzitingbudongdehuayu,yaoyidelianshangneishuangmeihuodeshuangyankaishifachulvyouyoudeguang,shuangshoushouzhiyirouyankandejiandesuduxunsuyanshen,manmanzhangchulezhigan,meiyipianzhigandouzhangmanledaoci,yaoshirenhuadao,nenghuoshengshenggoudiaoyikuairou。

lvyinvrenyijingbanluchubenti,zuyeyezheibalaoyanqiang,yijiushebudefangxiatadehanyanganzi,kanzhemianmuzhengningdelvyinvren,yuchujingrenshuo:“butanlema?haimeikaishina。”

lvyinvrenzhijiebeigengzhule,zheidoudongshoulehaidanmbdetan,zhijiejiuduizhezuyeyehuiwuzheshuganfadonglegongji。

zuyeyekanzhelvyinvrenkuairuoshandiandegongji,shentijibenmeizenmedong,zhishiweiweideceleceshentijiuduokailetalingliedegongji,keweisiliangboqianjin,zheigengshiranglvyinvrennaonubuyi。

tabuxixianchubentidegongjijinranzaizuyeyemianqiansihaobuqizuoyong。

jiuzaitaxinjingzhizhishi,zuyeyejiangyanguolihaimaozhehuoxindehanyanzaikongzhongdaokoulechulai,shuangshouyishanmaozhehuoxingdehanyanjiuchaozhelvyinvrenfeileguoqu,dazailetadebentizhishang。

zheishihouzhangmingfengwuzheerduozaidishangdagun,youyulvyinvrenqingxudejuliebodong,rangtaerduolimiandewanleshengjijuzengqiang,tadenaodaidoukuaibeizhenpole。

zuyeyerangzhangmaanzhuzhangmingfeng,bahanyanganzibiezaihouyaoshang,yaopolezijideshouzhi,zaizhangmingfengerduoshangzuoyougedianleyidixue,gangdianshangqu,juliedewanlejiuxiaoshile。

zheishihouzuyeyecaihuiguotoulai,chuligangcaiyoubeitayibahanyandabaidelvyinvren。

zheirennahaizhenbunengxiaokanshijianyiqie,renpingnizaiqiangda,zhaozhunlenideruanlei,niyijiushigezhandoulibudaowudezha。

jiuzaizuyeyehaimeikaojinlvyinvrendeshihou,tamensuozaidedijiu,jiuyijingbeibuzhidaoshenmeshihoumaochulaideheiying,jiweilegeshuixiebutong,youyuyinqitaizhong,nongwujiangzheipiandiyuwaijiegelikailai。

nongwubuduandemiman,daozuihouzhijiemianduimiandouyijingkanbuqingyanqianderenle,ernongwulimiandeguhunyeguiqueshimimimama,yuelaiyueduo,erdaduoshudeguhunyeguidoushisiyufeiming,sizhuangjiqidekongbu。

zhangjiamuzineilijianguozheimeduodegui,hedezaidishangbuduandezhandou,yijuwanzhengdehuadoushuobuchulai。

zaizheixiebuzhidaoyoudangzairenjianduoshaoniandeguhunyeguikanlai,zhangjiamuzijiurulouyiyibanderuoxiao,erqieyigeyanghuobeiyadi,yigejingshenliheshentijiduquefaxiuxi,doushishangshendebuershiji,rongqidezuijiaxuanze。

youdeguhunyeguiyijingannabuzhu,buduanshenshoupengchuzhangjiamuzi,danaiyugangcaizuyeyecaijizhangmingfengshenshangdianlechunyangxue,yishizhijianzheixieyintiyebunengnatamenzenmeyang。

danjiusuanruci,duiyupingfanrendezhangjiamuziyijingshijingshenshangjuliedepengzhuang。

lvrongsanfanliangcidetiaoxin,zaoyijingrenulezuyeye,kanzheneixieguhunyegui,dangxiajiubianlelianse,duizhelvyinvrenhezheiqunguhunyeguifachujinggao:“woshusansheng,bugunjiubieguaiwobujiangdaoli。”

zuyeyehuanshizhetamen,kaikoushuo“yi!”

“二!”

zheixiezaizhangjiamuzikanlaikepazhijidedongxi,zaizuyeyedehechizhixiayouyixieyijingzoule,queyijiuyoubusixindehaiduizhangjiamuzideroushentanlianbuzhi。

“三!”

yijingdaolesanle,zuyeyeshouqileyiguanxixihahadeshense,shuangjiaofenkaizaidishanghuachuyigetaijitu,yujianpingqizhanzaitaijizhizhong,juqiningshen,shoujuexunsuzaitashoushangrulianhuashengkaiyiban,shuidaoqucheng,suihouzhouyuyingshengerzhi。

“yuqingshiqing,zhenfugaomeng,tuiqianerqi,hunyichengzhen。wuleiwulei,jihuihuangning,yinyunbianhua,houdianxunting,wenhujizhi,sufayangsheng,langluojubindushenmiaoluchunyishashe,jijirulvling。”

suizhezuyeyedezhouyunianwan,yuelangxingxideyekongturanyinchenxialai,heisedeyunwujiangyipaixingyuezhiguangzhezhu,wuyunzaiheiwuzhongcengcengyaxia,gezaichangdesuoyourendouzaochenglejudadeyali,rangrenganjuezheiguwuyunzaiwangxiajiuyaoyazhenaodaidingshangle。

轰!

zaiyao、gui、rendousihaomeiyouganjuedeqingkuangxia,yipianjingleihaowuyuzhaodezaiwuyunlidianguangshanguo,jiangqiheideyeseyishunjianyifenweier。

leishentianfazhishengjilvyinvrenhetanlandeguhunyeguixintouyijizhongqiao,moshuojupazheitianleideguiguai,bianshizhangjiamuzizheiduiputongren,yebeizheizheneryulongdeleishenghemengle,neijihushizhangmingfengyoushengyilaizuijiejintingdaodeleisheng,guolexujiucaicongneiweiyandeleishengzhongxingguolai。

zheishihoujianshilezuyeyebenshideguhunyeguimen,nalihaiganwangxiangshenme,yigunaodexiangjiaodimoyouliuzhidaji,danzhiqianzuyeyeyijingjilejihui,tamenqilehairenzhixin,xianzaitianfajiangzhineiliyoushitamenxiangzoubiannengzoude。

wuleizhenneibuxiaopianke,leihuozhiguangjiuyijingbianbu,yizhendeguikulanghaozhihou,baiwusanjin,gangcaideguhunyeguidouxiaoshizailewuleizhenzhong。

zheiyangdezhenhanshitasuocongweiyouguode。

neiyikezuyeyezaizhangmingfengyanliyanranjiushishenyibandecunzai,qinyanyigenenggoushunjianhufenghuanyudecunzai,zairenherenxinlineigerendoushibuyayushenxiandediwei。